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I've got a stuck fart!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It feels like I am about to let go of a really big fart. Except I've felt like it for several minutes and ... no fart

I'm starting to worry...

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It feels like I am about to let go of a really big fart. Except I've felt like it for several minutes and ... no fart

I'm starting to worry..."
Its you getting yourself in a tizz...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

You need to lay on your bed with your bum in the air and wiggle a bit. That's what I do if I have trapped wind!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Touch your toes and see what happens.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"It feels like I am about to let go of a really big fart. Except I've felt like it for several minutes and ... no fart

I'm starting to worry...Its you getting yourself in a tizz..."

I'm sprawled in a heap on my bed under a pile of cats, with my 'phone, semi-conscious and wondering if I have the energy to take my bra off. I'm not sure I've ever been less stressed. It's only because I'm still dressed and haven't cleaned my teeth that I am still awake

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Do I need to keep an eye on Richter Scale readings in Norfolk

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You need to lay on your bed with your bum in the air and wiggle a bit. That's what I do if I have trapped wind!"

I'm hoping it's not something else that's trapped. If I start wiggling I'm not sure what might happen

Other than at least one cat glaring at me and leaving in a sulk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It feels like I am about to let go of a really big fart. Except I've felt like it for several minutes and ... no fart

I'm starting to worry..."

well go to the loo.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Touch your toes and see what happens.

Living dangerously.

Ok.

If I'm not heard from again, I exploded or gased myself or something!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"It feels like I am about to let go of a really big fart. Except I've felt like it for several minutes and ... no fart

I'm starting to worry...

well go to the loo."

I've tried that! Nothing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It feels like I am about to let go of a really big fart. Except I've felt like it for several minutes and ... no fart

I'm starting to worry...

well go to the loo."

Say it like it is bro

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Massage your abdomen in an anti clockwise direction. That should help.

I think it's anti clockwise that's the way to go...one helps with wind and stomach ache, the other way gives you shitty indigestion!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Couple of star jumps or downward facing dog position ~ that'll get the wind moving....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You need to lay on your bed with your bum in the air and wiggle a bit. That's what I do if I have trapped wind!"

Just pray you don't have a d*unken me behind you at the time threatening to sodimise you at the time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get someone to pull your finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try doing a headstand, might turn into a burp

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

You lot are all nutters!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Get a glass of water and put a teaspoon of bi carb in it and drink it....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get someone to pull your finger

Ha ha my son does this ^^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get someone to pull your finger

Ha ha my son does this ^^

See? It works!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get someone to pull your finger

Ha ha my son does this ^^

You make him pull your finger when you fart?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get someone to pull your finger

Ha ha my son does this ^^

Am teaching my 3yr old son this although the wife isn't to impressed

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Get someone to pull your finger

Ha ha my son does this ^^

See? It works!

Perhaps you should come and demonstrate

Actually, scrub that... Probably not an ideal start to a meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it might be a tape worm blockage

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

You will, no doubt, all be glad to hear that this situation has been resolved, using a combination of techniques from this thread. No mess, injury or damage to property has been caused.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Massage your abdomen in an anti clockwise direction. That should help.

I think it's anti clockwise that's the way to go...one helps with wind and stomach ache, the other way gives you shitty indigestion!"

are you my mother!!??

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"it might be a tape worm blockage"

Nah, I donated that to a zoo a couple of weeks ago. It was hanging out and blocking access to my fanny.