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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"It feels like I am about to let go of a really big fart. Except I've felt like it for several minutes and ... no fart
I'm starting to worry...Its you getting yourself in a tizz..."
I'm sprawled in a heap on my bed under a pile of cats, with my 'phone, semi-conscious and wondering if I have the energy to take my bra off. I'm not sure I've ever been less stressed. It's only because I'm still dressed and haven't cleaned my teeth that I am still awake ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"You need to lay on your bed with your bum in the air and wiggle a bit. That's what I do if I have trapped wind!"
I'm hoping it's not something else that's trapped. If I start wiggling I'm not sure what might happen Other than at least one cat glaring at me and leaving in a sulk. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It feels like I am about to let go of a really big fart. Except I've felt like it for several minutes and ... no fart
I'm starting to worry..."
well go to the loo. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"It feels like I am about to let go of a really big fart. Except I've felt like it for several minutes and ... no fart
I'm starting to worry...
well go to the loo."
I've tried that! Nothing! ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It feels like I am about to let go of a really big fart. Except I've felt like it for several minutes and ... no fart
I'm starting to worry...
well go to the loo."
^
Say it like it is bro ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Massage your abdomen in an anti clockwise direction. That should help.
I think it's anti clockwise that's the way to go...one helps with wind and stomach ache, the other way gives you shitty indigestion! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need to lay on your bed with your bum in the air and wiggle a bit. That's what I do if I have trapped wind!"
Just pray you don't have a d*unken me behind you at the time threatening to sodimise you at the time. ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
You will, no doubt, all be glad to hear that this situation has been resolved, using a combination of techniques from this thread. No mess, injury or damage to property has been caused.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Massage your abdomen in an anti clockwise direction. That should help.
I think it's anti clockwise that's the way to go...one helps with wind and stomach ache, the other way gives you shitty indigestion!"
are you my mother!!?? ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It feels like I am about to let go of a really big fart. Except I've felt like it for several minutes and ... no fart
I'm starting to worry..."
tooo much information |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"It feels like I am about to let go of a really big fart. Except I've felt like it for several minutes and ... no fart
I'm starting to worry...
tooo much information"
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