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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
And the winner so far this morning for making me laugh out loud (quoted here with permission):
A donkey & a chicken are out in a field when the donkey falls down a hole. The chicken races over & jumps into the farmers BMW, ties a rope 2 the front & pulls him out. Nxt wk they're out in the field & the chicken falls down a hole. He tells the donkey 2 run & get the BMW but instead the donkey walks over 2 the hole, drops his cock in, and the chicken climbs out. Moral of the story: When ur hung like a donkey u don't need a BMW 2 pull a chick! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I was watching top gear the other day and that Clarkson bloke said " if you drive a big flash motor its because you ve got a small penis,," 
"Well let me tell you Mr Clarkson I ve got a mini One,!!" 
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I drive a range rover though,,  |
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