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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fellow men
Let's get fab on an even playing field!
We must stop sending 100 messages a day to every female member with a pulse
We must stop telling a female member with no photo she's gorgeous and hot
We must stop making women go cock blind every time they open their mail
We must not say we will meet anyone 19-99!
We must delete friends who do not even talk! 
We must evolve or we will never be equal!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here here! I could do with a rest
I bet! A female friend on here has 1720 unread messages!
Wtf"
I would never employ her, she is clearly disorganised. lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here here! I could do with a rest
I bet! A female friend on here has 1720 unread messages!
Wtf
I would never employ her, she is clearly disorganised. lol."
Ha! |
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"Here here! I could do with a rest
I bet! A female friend on here has 1720 unread messages!
Wtf
I would never employ her, she is clearly disorganised. lol."
Hah, yup, clearly has not found the delete button yet, that would drive me nuts!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice idea, I would actually like it to be a bit more of an even playing field if I'm honest.
Good luck with your campaigne x"
Thanks
I don't think the worm will be turning just yet!
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"Fellow men
Let's get fab on an even playing field!
We must stop sending 100 messages a day to every female member with a pulse
We must stop telling a female member with no photo she's gorgeous and hot
We must stop making women go cock blind every time they open their mail
We must not say we will meet anyone 19-99!
We must delete friends who do not even talk!
We must evolve or we will never be equal!!
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. we are the people. . .  |
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"How can we reclaim Fab by doing less ?  
The only way we'll be able to make a difference is to be champion seducers and make the women go weak at their knees  "
Some of you make us weak at the knees already  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can we reclaim Fab by doing less ?
The only way we'll be able to make a difference is to be champion seducers and make the women go weak at their knees
Feel free to practice "
Did I ever tell you how fantastic you look in red ?
It simply sets off the colour in your cheeks to perfection |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can we reclaim Fab by doing less ?
The only way we'll be able to make a difference is to be champion seducers and make the women go weak at their knees
Feel free to practice
Did I ever tell you how fantastic you look in red ?
It simply sets off the colour in your cheeks to perfection "
Want a closer look  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fellow men
Let's get fab on an even playing field!
We must stop sending 100 messages a day to every female member with a pulse
We must stop telling a female member with no photo she's gorgeous and hot
We must stop making women go cock blind every time they open their mail
We must not say we will meet anyone 19-99!
We must delete friends who do not even talk!
We must evolve or we will never be equal!!
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You sound like Daenerys Targaryen ...... Listen to this man and be set free
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fellow men
Let's get fab on an even playing field!
We must stop sending 100 messages a day to every female member with a pulse
We must stop telling a female member with no photo she's gorgeous and hot
We must stop making women go cock blind every time they open their mail
We must not say we will meet anyone 19-99!
We must delete friends who do not even talk!
We must evolve or we will never be equal!!
You sound like Daenerys Targaryen ...... Listen to this man and be set free
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I'll be lynched and drawn and quartered before dusk - for daring to speak out x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here here! I could do with a rest
Absolutely! I'd love to find the time to search for someone I'd actually like to meet, rather than spending all of my time reading and deleting messages from the 'fancy a fuck' brigade "
Why dint you block single men then and do just that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes, start being choosy about who you message. Ask for a nice face pic and a week of chat and a cup of tea before you decide you want to stick your sick in a woman. We want to feel special |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Too late, it's already mine.
Muhahaha! "
I'd log off soon if I were you.
There's gunpowder in one of these threads. I'm taking fab down with me!
Maniacal laugh...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here here! I could do with a rest
Absolutely! I'd love to find the time to search for someone I'd actually like to meet, rather than spending all of my time reading and deleting messages from the 'fancy a fuck' brigade
Why dint you block single men then and do just that? "
Because I enjoy meeting single men? I certainly hope that you aren't tarring all single men with the same brush  I was simply referring to a local majority who think that because they are on the site, it entitles them to sex, not all men  |
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"Fellow men
Let's get fab on an even playing field!
We must stop sending 100 messages a day to every female member with a pulse
We must stop telling a female member with no photo she's gorgeous and hot
We must stop making women go cock blind every time they open their mail
We must not say we will meet anyone 19-99!
We must delete friends who do not even talk!
We must evolve or we will never be equal!!
You sound like Daenerys Targaryen ...... Listen to this man and be set free
I'll be lynched and drawn and quartered before dusk - for daring to speak out x"
. number one there was 3 .number 2your backtracking already sayin you shouldn't have spoke out. . . i dont believe you now . . .you've just lost a unique and good man... you had it all at your finger tips and just let go . . .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fellow men
Let's get fab on an even playing field!
We must stop sending 100 messages a day to every female member with a pulse
We must stop telling a female member with no photo she's gorgeous and hot
We must stop making women go cock blind every time they open their mail
We must not say we will meet anyone 19-99!
We must delete friends who do not even talk!
We must evolve or we will never be equal!!
You sound like Daenerys Targaryen ...... Listen to this man and be set free
I'll be lynched and drawn and quartered before dusk - for daring to speak out x"
You stand before the masses and address them such ........ Are you sans dragons? then prepare to be flogged  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fellow men
Let's get fab on an even playing field!
We must stop sending 100 messages a day to every female member with a pulse
We must stop telling a female member with no photo she's gorgeous and hot
We must stop making women go cock blind every time they open their mail
We must not say we will meet anyone 19-99!
We must delete friends who do not even talk!
We must evolve or we will never be equal!!
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Most guys we have come across don't do any of that maybe you have identified where you are going wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here here! I could do with a rest
Absolutely! I'd love to find the time to search for someone I'd actually like to meet, rather than spending all of my time reading and deleting messages from the 'fancy a fuck' brigade
Why dint you block single men then and do just that?
Because I enjoy meeting single men? I certainly hope that you aren't tarring all single men with the same brush I was simply referring to a local majority who think that because they are on the site, it entitles them to sex, not all men "
From what you said it sounded like you would prefer to search for them rather than getting loads of fancy a fuck messages? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fellow men
Let's get fab on an even playing field!
We must stop sending 100 messages a day to every female member with a pulse
We must stop telling a female member with no photo she's gorgeous and hot
We must stop making women go cock blind every time they open their mail
We must not say we will meet anyone 19-99!
We must delete friends who do not even talk!
We must evolve or we will never
Most guys we have come across don't do any of that maybe you have identified where you are going wrong. "
Google irony, oh and sense of humour and get back to me
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If you all took bromine and lost your horniness, it might even things a little. A castration service may help too. Otherwise, get out there and recruit more gals to the site etc. Or the real bicurious and bi lads should get their lust serviced by each other, that would teach us gals for making fab life so hard for ya! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fellow men
Let's get fab on an even playing field!
We must stop sending 100 messages a day to every female member with a pulse
We must stop telling a female member with no photo she's gorgeous and hot
We must stop making women go cock blind every time they open their mail
We must not say we will meet anyone 19-99!
We must delete friends who do not even talk!
We must evolve or we will never be equal!!
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I AGREE.
Girls , can you rate my cock please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here here! I could do with a rest
Absolutely! I'd love to find the time to search for someone I'd actually like to meet, rather than spending all of my time reading and deleting messages from the 'fancy a fuck' brigade
Why dint you block single men then and do just that?
Because I enjoy meeting single men? I certainly hope that you aren't tarring all single men with the same brush I was simply referring to a local majority who think that because they are on the site, it entitles them to sex, not all men
From what you said it sounded like you would prefer to search for them rather than getting loads of fancy a fuck messages? "
Some women set their filters, take themselves off the searches and go looking. The rest just sit and wait for mail then moan about it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fellow men
Let's get fab on an even playing field!
We must stop sending 100 messages a day to every female member with a pulse
We must stop telling a female member with no photo she's gorgeous and hot
We must stop making women go cock blind every time they open their mail
We must not say we will meet anyone 19-99!
We must delete friends who do not even talk!
We must evolve or we will never be equal!!
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Go on strike! Imagine if all the women had empty inboxes........ who would be whining then..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here here! I could do with a rest
Absolutely! I'd love to find the time to search for someone I'd actually like to meet, rather than spending all of my time reading and deleting messages from the 'fancy a fuck' brigade
Why dint you block single men then and do just that?
Because I enjoy meeting single men? I certainly hope that you aren't tarring all single men with the same brush I was simply referring to a local majority who think that because they are on the site, it entitles them to sex, not all men
From what you said it sounded like you would prefer to search for them rather than getting loads of fancy a fuck messages?
Some women set their filters, take themselves off the searches and go looking. The rest just sit and wait for mail then moan about it. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can understand why guys do it, I don't and it can sometimes be hard to get noticed amongst all the chiselled stomachs and chest waxes! I'll carry on being myself with the hope that I'll meet a girl because she wants to meet not because I've bombarded them trying to get what I want.
We'll never be equal in the respect of sex and sexual relations, maybe in a perfect world  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here here! I could do with a rest
Absolutely! I'd love to find the time to search for someone I'd actually like to meet, rather than spending all of my time reading and deleting messages from the 'fancy a fuck' brigade
Why dint you block single men then and do just that?
Because I enjoy meeting single men? I certainly hope that you aren't tarring all single men with the same brush I was simply referring to a local majority who think that because they are on the site, it entitles them to sex, not all men
From what you said it sounded like you would prefer to search for them rather than getting loads of fancy a fuck messages?
Some women set their filters, take themselves off the searches and go looking. The rest just sit and wait for mail then moan about it. "
I have active filters, miss presumptuous. It wasn't a moan, it was a tongue in cheek comment. Sheesh women hey ..... Joke by the way! Don't persecute me! |
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"Hmmm I must be odd then, I don't do any of that.
Not grasp of irony either. And if it's not you - why pitch in? "
your first text was inspiring. . . .. . .and i feel a fool. .im even hiding my eyes . . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fellow men
Let's get fab on an even playing field!
We must stop sending 100 messages a day to every female member with a pulse
We must stop telling a female member with no photo she's gorgeous and hot
We must stop making women go cock blind every time they open their mail
We must not say we will meet anyone 19-99!
We must delete friends who do not even talk!
We must evolve or we will never be equal!!
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These things happen to females? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here here! I could do with a rest
Absolutely! I'd love to find the time to search for someone I'd actually like to meet, rather than spending all of my time reading and deleting messages from the 'fancy a fuck' brigade
Why dint you block single men then and do just that?
Because I enjoy meeting single men? I certainly hope that you aren't tarring all single men with the same brush I was simply referring to a local majority who think that because they are on the site, it entitles them to sex, not all men
From what you said it sounded like you would prefer to search for them rather than getting loads of fancy a fuck messages?
Some women set their filters, take themselves off the searches and go looking. The rest just sit and wait for mail then moan about it.
I have active filters, miss presumptuous. It wasn't a moan, it was a tongue in cheek comment. Sheesh women hey ..... Joke by the way! Don't persecute me!"
I thought it was a joke thread. Hence I was joking.
Women. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here here! I could do with a rest
Absolutely! I'd love to find the time to search for someone I'd actually like to meet, rather than spending all of my time reading and deleting messages from the 'fancy a fuck' brigade
Why dint you block single men then and do just that?
Because I enjoy meeting single men? I certainly hope that you aren't tarring all single men with the same brush I was simply referring to a local majority who think that because they are on the site, it entitles them to sex, not all men
From what you said it sounded like you would prefer to search for them rather than getting loads of fancy a fuck messages?
Some women set their filters, take themselves off the searches and go looking. The rest just sit and wait for mail then moan about it.
I have active filters, miss presumptuous. It wasn't a moan, it was a tongue in cheek comment. Sheesh women hey ..... Joke by the way! Don't persecute me!
I thought it was a joke thread. Hence I was joking.
Women. x"
Exactly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here here! I could do with a rest
Absolutely! I'd love to find the time to search for someone I'd actually like to meet, rather than spending all of my time reading and deleting messages from the 'fancy a fuck' brigade
Why dint you block single men then and do just that?
Because I enjoy meeting single men? I certainly hope that you aren't tarring all single men with the same brush I was simply referring to a local majority who think that because they are on the site, it entitles them to sex, not all men
From what you said it sounded like you would prefer to search for them rather than getting loads of fancy a fuck messages?
Some women set their filters, take themselves off the searches and go looking. The rest just sit and wait for mail then moan about it.
I have active filters, miss presumptuous. It wasn't a moan, it was a tongue in cheek comment. Sheesh women hey ..... Joke by the way! Don't persecute me!
I thought it was a joke thread. Hence I was joking.
Women. x
Exactly "
You grab the OP's arms. I'll grab his legs. Let's chuck him in a paddling pool full of custard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fellow men
Let's get fab on an even playing field!
We must stop sending 100 messages a day to every female member with a pulse
We must stop telling a female member with no photo she's gorgeous and hot
We must stop making women go cock blind every time they open their mail
We must not say we will meet anyone 19-99!
We must delete friends who do not even talk!
We must evolve or we will never be equal!!
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Aye, Aye Captain! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hmmm I must be odd then, I don't do any of that.
Not grasp of irony either. And if it's not you - why pitch in?
Erm.... Because that is what forums are all about. "
To pitch in that you don't do anything described in a jokey thread!
Yey you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm I must be odd then, I don't do any of that.
Not grasp of irony either. And if it's not you - why pitch in?
Erm.... Because that is what forums are all about.
To pitch in that you don't do anything described in a jokey thread!
Yey you "
You pitched into the wank thread to say your piece about how it bored you
How is it different to anyone posting on your thread? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Hmmm I must be odd then, I don't do any of that.
Not grasp of irony either. And if it's not you - why pitch in?
Erm.... Because that is what forums are all about.
To pitch in that you don't do anything described in a jokey thread!
Yey you "
You got it boss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmm I must be odd then, I don't do any of that.
Not grasp of irony either. And if it's not you - why pitch in?
Erm.... Because that is what forums are all about.
To pitch in that you don't do anything described in a jokey thread!
Yey you
You pitched into the wank thread to say your piece about how it bored you
How is it different to anyone posting on your thread?"
Forum police - sorry officer x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm I must be odd then, I don't do any of that.
Not grasp of irony either. And if it's not you - why pitch in?
Erm.... Because that is what forums are all about.
To pitch in that you don't do anything described in a jokey thread!
Yey you
You pitched into the wank thread to say your piece about how it bored you
How is it different to anyone posting on your thread?
Forum police - sorry officer x"
Revolutions going well then?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmm I must be odd then, I don't do any of that.
Not grasp of irony either. And if it's not you - why pitch in?
Erm.... Because that is what forums are all about.
To pitch in that you don't do anything described in a jokey thread!
Yey you
You pitched into the wank thread to say your piece about how it bored you
How is it different to anyone posting on your thread?
Forum police - sorry officer x
Revolutions going well then?! "
Revolutions?
Lost me now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm I must be odd then, I don't do any of that.
Not grasp of irony either. And if it's not you - why pitch in?
Erm.... Because that is what forums are all about.
To pitch in that you don't do anything described in a jokey thread!
Yey you
You pitched into the wank thread to say your piece about how it bored you
How is it different to anyone posting on your thread?
Forum police - sorry officer x"
Yes and so you should be |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm I must be odd then, I don't do any of that.
Not grasp of irony either. And if it's not you - why pitch in?
Erm.... Because that is what forums are all about.
To pitch in that you don't do anything described in a jokey thread!
Yey you
You pitched into the wank thread to say your piece about how it bored you
How is it different to anyone posting on your thread?
Forum police - sorry officer x
Revolutions going well then?!
Revolutions?
Lost me now."
Sorry, your revolution is going well!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hmmm I must be odd then, I don't do any of that.
Not grasp of irony either. And if it's not you - why pitch in?
Erm.... Because that is what forums are all about.
To pitch in that you don't do anything described in a jokey thread!
Yey you
You pitched into the wank thread to say your piece about how it bored you
How is it different to anyone posting on your thread?
Forum police - sorry officer x
Revolutions going well then?!
Revolutions?
Lost me now.
Sorry, your revolution is going well!! "
Nope
Just me so far! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm I must be odd then, I don't do any of that.
Not grasp of irony either. And if it's not you - why pitch in?
Erm.... Because that is what forums are all about.
To pitch in that you don't do anything described in a jokey thread!
Yey you
You pitched into the wank thread to say your piece about how it bored you
How is it different to anyone posting on your thread?
Forum police - sorry officer x
Revolutions going well then?!
Revolutions?
Lost me now.
Sorry, your revolution is going well!!
Nope
Just me so far!"
And me!! But I probably should leave, I'm not actually a man!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think for those that are genuine like me, surely most people couldn't be arsed messaging hundreds of women with copy and paste messages or 'fancy a fuck?' or similar!
I'd much rather just take time to browse, see who I think's attractive, message them individually and if it goes well or bad I've lost nothing. I always think there will be a 'desperate' group on here, who help ruin it for the genuine guys, but we've got to stay positive
Maybe it's just simply a ratio thing - does anyone know how many men to women are on here? I have had women waste my time on here, I'm sure every profile type has their fair share! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Too late, it's already mine.
Muhahaha!
There's gunpowder in one of these threads. I'm taking fab down with me!
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Oiiiii you're too late - been there, done it!!! Lol |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Here here! I could do with a rest
I bet! A female friend on here has 1720 unread messages!
Wtf"
I d expect her to as well, if shes replying to messages how else is she going to cook my tea,, |
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