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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've just had my hands clawed as I tried to extract something my cat was choking on from her mouth and throat.

She's no longer choking and I am bleeding.

Ungrateful little sod.

What's the saying about kindness not going unpunished?

She's having her sodding claws clipped later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I miss my cats. Bet it's looking at you like you were attempting murder.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

She's purring at me and grateful now

My hands look like they've been minced.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine claws me if I try to hand feed her. Not doing it nomore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aww at least she's happy. I don't miss the scratches. I miss the purring.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Next time I'm getting goldfish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine claws me if I try to hand feed her. Not doing it nomore

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Ouch! One of mine used to pick food up with his paw and eat it. Then he'd shake his paw to get the rest of the food off it. Cat food splattered all over grrrrr.

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

"I've just had my hands clawed as I tried to extract something my cat was choking on from her mouth and throat.

She's no longer choking and I am bleeding.

Ungrateful little sod.

What's the saying about kindness not going unpunished?

She's having her sodding claws clipped later."

Oooihhhh nasty violent pussy ! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine sits and waits for me coming out the bathroom then attacks my ankles... Many a blood bath in the hall when she takes me my surprise.... Little sod

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Cat sound asleep. I'm still bleeding.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women and cats

Another thread to step away from

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I should have let the ungrateful little sod choke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should have let the ungrateful little sod choke."

Awwwwwwww but who's going to sit on your lap

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I should have let the ungrateful little sod choke.

Awwwwwwww but who's going to sit on your lap

I don't know. I could ask for volunteers. I may get lucky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should have let the ungrateful little sod choke.

Awwwwwwww but who's going to sit on your lap

I don't know. I could ask for volunteers. I may get lucky

Gulp

Taking one for the team

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I should have let the ungrateful little sod choke.

Awwwwwwww but who's going to sit on your lap

I don't know. I could ask for volunteers. I may get lucky

Gulp

Taking one for the team

Oi!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

My buttons attacked one of my gentleman friends last week. He went for a wee and the cat attacked his legs, drew proper blood. Good job I know him well and it wasn't a first meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should have let the ungrateful little sod choke.

Awwwwwwww but who's going to sit on your lap

I don't know. I could ask for volunteers. I may get lucky

Gulp

Taking one for the team

Oi!

He meant you'll be taking one for the team.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...and that is why i don't like pets.

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