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"Awww PP ych. I've just had breakfast "Crusty cob? they're not that bad | |||
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"Get them washed you dirty bugger "Why don't you come n wash em | |||
dirty git! | |||
"There's a couple at the side of my bed, I think they need washing as they are rubbing me raw. Still they're good for epilating though "Well that's my illusion ruined!! | |||
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"Good ol' crusty. Haven't needed a box of tissues since 1995 " | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git! "And  | |||
"Get them washed you dirty bugger
Why don't you come n wash em "I'd have offered but I can't get there. I'm good at washing and ironing  | |||
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"Get them washed you dirty bugger
Why don't you come n wash em "You honestly can't expect me to drive all that way for your crusty socks | |||
"Get them washed you dirty bugger
Why don't you come n wash em
I'd have offered but I can't get there. I'm good at washing and ironing "take some gloves if you do | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And "And your obliviously not your a dirty git ... | |||
"Get them washed you dirty bugger
Why don't you come n wash em
I'd have offered but I can't get there. I'm good at washing and ironing take some gloves if you do "I'm hoping he'll bring them to me but then I wouldn't be thinking about socks. | |||
"Get them washed you dirty bugger
Why don't you come n wash em
You honestly can't expect me to drive all that way for your crusty socks "No not for my socks | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ... "You know you fancy a rub with em | |||
"Get them washed you dirty bugger
Why don't you come n wash em
I'd have offered but I can't get there. I'm good at washing and ironing take some gloves if you do
I'm hoping he'll bring them to me but then I wouldn't be thinking about socks. "socks would be the last thing on my mind  | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em "Think of them as pumice stones  | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones "Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!  | |||
"Dirty bugger wash the socks yuck "I'm not picking them up | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place! "Aaaawww look past the socks | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks "I can't, they're starring right at me!! | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks
I can't, they're starring right at me!! "you have a pair too | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks "I'm looking past the socks | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks
I can't, they're starring right at me!!
you have a pair too "How very dare you! I don't wear socks! | |||
"Dirty bugger wash the socks yuck
I'm not picking them up "well I'm not going to either ....you'd have to cover them up or something | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks
I'm looking past the socks " | |||
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"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks
I can't, they're starring right at me!!
you have a pair too
How very dare you! I don't wear socks! "wanna borrow a pair | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks
I can't, they're starring right at me!!
you have a pair too
How very dare you! I don't wear socks!
wanna borrow a pair "My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good? | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks
I can't, they're starring right at me!!
you have a pair too
How very dare you! I don't wear socks!
wanna borrow a pair
My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good? "well they are waterproof now | |||
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"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em "Your sox?? | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks
I can't, they're starring right at me!!
you have a pair too
How very dare you! I don't wear socks!
wanna borrow a pair
My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?
well they are waterproof now "In that case, bring them round!! | |||
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"This thread reminds me of an episode of the young ones "you're too young to remember the Young ones | |||
"This thread reminds me of an episode of the young ones
you're too young to remember the Young ones "Sadly I'm not lol | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks
I can't, they're starring right at me!!
you have a pair too
How very dare you! I don't wear socks!
wanna borrow a pair
My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?
well they are waterproof now
In that case, bring them round!! "You sure about that | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks
I can't, they're starring right at me!!
you have a pair too
How very dare you! I don't wear socks!
wanna borrow a pair
My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?
well they are waterproof now
In that case, bring them round!!
You sure about that "Of course I'm sure, the shed wont mend itself!! | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks
I can't, they're starring right at me!!
you have a pair too
How very dare you! I don't wear socks!
wanna borrow a pair
My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?
well they are waterproof now
In that case, bring them round!!
You sure about that
Of course I'm sure, the shed wont mend itself!! "OK keep ya knickers on | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks
I can't, they're starring right at me!!
you have a pair too
How very dare you! I don't wear socks!
wanna borrow a pair
My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?
well they are waterproof now
In that case, bring them round!!
You sure about that
Of course I'm sure, the shed wont mend itself!!
OK keep ya knickers on "Now there's a thought...... | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks
I can't, they're starring right at me!!
you have a pair too
How very dare you! I don't wear socks!
wanna borrow a pair
My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?
well they are waterproof now
In that case, bring them round!!
You sure about that
Of course I'm sure, the shed wont mend itself!!
OK keep ya knickers on
Now there's a thought...... "on or off | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git! "This | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
This "I am a nice bloke | |||
"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks
I can't, they're starring right at me!!
you have a pair too
How very dare you! I don't wear socks!
wanna borrow a pair
My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?
well they are waterproof now
In that case, bring them round!!
You sure about that
Of course I'm sure, the shed wont mend itself!!
OK keep ya knickers on
Now there's a thought......
on or off "Reminded me to put some on!! | |||
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"And you look such a nice boy dirty git!
And
And your obliviously not your a dirty git ...
You know you fancy a rub with em
Think of them as pumice stones
Fantasies now being ruined all over the place!
Aaaawww look past the socks
I can't, they're starring right at me!!
you have a pair too
How very dare you! I don't wear socks!
wanna borrow a pair
My shed needs a new roof, would they be any good?
well they are waterproof now
In that case, bring them round!!
You sure about that
Of course I'm sure, the shed wont mend itself!!
OK keep ya knickers on
Now there's a thought......
on or off
Reminded me to put some on!! "Eeerm no | |||
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"Whilst the socks are concerning, consider what has spread from the socks onto the floor and bed. Id recommend a hotel meet or outdoors. Also, ensure he wears new shoes for that laundry help meet. " Or he could keep his slippers on | |||
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"Wank socks!!!! Tha knows "Two "Special Socks" now that is flash | |||
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