Musical toilet seats

By *inaTitz OP TV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd love to have a musical toilet seat.

When someone sits on it: it plays The animals went in two by two.

When they drop a kiddy off in the pool: it plays the Dambuster's March

When they have been on it for 10 minutes: The theme from jaws, dur dur, dur dur, etc...

and if they have been on it for 15 minutes: the national anthem.

What tunes would you have?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had such bad thoughts when I read the title - and was gonna point out it might not work!!

By *inaTitz OP TV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I had such bad thoughts when I read the title - and was gonna point out it might not work!!

If someone had the runs, they may not be so keen to get up for the next round

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had such bad thoughts when I read the title - and was gonna point out it might not work!!

Oh Minxie, that had me laughing out loud!!