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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its all about the chuckle...your fart noise would be?   "
Preferably silent, but I suppose a police siren could be amusing/handy - stick my arse out of the car window and let rip when there is a traffic jam. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Maybe we should perfect them and all go on BGT.Id love to see Amanda Holdens botoxed face attempt to look shocked!  "
Like a fart xylophone? Would we all have to be butts facing the audience? Will they need gas masks to survive the experience?
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?
Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?...  No, why?
Or were you farting a lot? ..
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No, just pondering life's little questions....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?
Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?... No, why?
Or were you farting a lot? ..
No, just pondering life's little questions.... "
My would be like...BOOOOOFFFFFF!  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?
Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?... No, why?
Or were you farting a lot? ..
No, just pondering life's little questions....
My would be like...BOOOOOFFFFFF! "
Aren't they like that already? I had you down for Fred Flintstone shouting "Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaa" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?
Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?... No, why?
Or were you farting a lot? ..
No, just pondering life's little questions....
My would be like...BOOOOOFFFFFF! Aren't they like that already? I had you down for Fred Flintstone shouting "Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaa""
Only when my asshole gets too close to the flame.... |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?
Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?... No, why?
Or were you farting a lot? ..
No, just pondering life's little questions....
My would be like...BOOOOOFFFFFF! Aren't they like that already? I had you down for Fred Flintstone shouting "Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Only when my asshole gets too close to the flame...."
Then it would be Johnny Cash "The Ring of Fire" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?
Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?... No, why?
Or were you farting a lot? ..
No, just pondering life's little questions....
My would be like...BOOOOOFFFFFF! Aren't they like that already? I had you down for Fred Flintstone shouting "Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Only when my asshole gets too close to the flame....Then it would be Johnny Cash "The Ring of Fire" "
Johnny cash .....  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If you could choose a sound for your farts what would you choose?
Femme were you really bored 7 hours ago?... No, why?
Or were you farting a lot? ..
No, just pondering life's little questions....
My would be like...BOOOOOFFFFFF! Aren't they like that already? I had you down for Fred Flintstone shouting "Wilmaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Only when my asshole gets too close to the flame....Then it would be Johnny Cash "The Ring of Fire"
Johnny cash ..... "
Hey, don't dis The Man in Black!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Toccata and Fugue
wonder what bach would think if he knew his music was turned to farts "
He'd think that's some arsehole playing my music....badly. it stinks |
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