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Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda  |
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"no, its not true, and for the love of all thats holy, its that, and the not dat and d
Do you approve of '2geda' then?  "
i never noticed it until i reread it
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda "
Are you German or a German wannabe? |
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda
Are you German or a German wannabe?"
german?
its ghetto, or 'street' to the uninitiated. |
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda
Are you German or a German wannabe?
german?
its ghetto, or 'street' to the uninitiated."
Innit blud |
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda
Are you German or a German wannabe?
german?
its ghetto, or 'street' to the uninitiated."
its not English,that's what it is.... |
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda
Are you German or a German wannabe?
german?
its ghetto, or 'street' to the uninitiated."
My son went through, thankfully, a very short phase of this. He grew out of it. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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Opens the thread with the look of expectation on her face of someone opening the bonnet of their car just after their engine has exploded and caught fire. She draws air in through her teeth, closes the bonnet and moves on.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It is Jamaican Patois."
i thought they had yams in jamaica, not potatoes?
if it is patois, however, why do so many white kids speak the same way?
no, its lazy |
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Some Jamaicans come to this country and it is the only language they know how to speak or write in, when white people speak it is lazy or the think that they are black  |
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda "
You didn't do basic science at school did you? |
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"i hope the op doesnt stick his cock in this large tin of ambrosia because of our piss taking ... ie fuckin dis custid"
u read ny mind, was actually thinkin of wankin off in a roll or spiked wire . |
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"can someone translate 2geda for me? The more I read it the more it goes over my head. "
2GEDA dick and pussy will always jam 4EVA. Bless up 2 D WEATHER 4 pourin down rain and making u hide under my umbrella 2GEDA |
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda "
Ahem:
Is it true that when you fart in to a microphone connected to a loudspeaker the sound and vibration generated could shatter your windows.
It's unlikely because a fart isn't a pure sound so is a mixture of waveforms and frequencies.
It all depends on the frequency of the sound and it needs to be a consistent sound. An object made of glass has it's own base resonance frequency. Match the right frequency with the right thickness/size of glass and it will shatter. Fart unlikely to work.
Courtesy of Mr D, who worked with sound for many years. |
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"can someone translate 2geda for me? The more I read it the more it goes over my head. 2GEDA dick and pussy will always jam 4EVA. Bless up 2 D WEATHER 4 pourin down rain and making u hide under my umbrella 2GEDA"
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"can someone translate 2geda for me? The more I read it the more it goes over my head. 2geda means d orgasm a woman gets wen a man pinches her nipples, gives her a cheesy smile and fart 3 times "
Once--Twice--3times a Ladee innit |
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda what if its a combination of farts from 10 different people aimed at d microphone at d same time
Ahem:
Is it true that when you fart in to a microphone connected to a loudspeaker the sound and vibration generated could shatter your windows.
It's unlikely because a fart isn't a pure sound so is a mixture of waveforms and frequencies.
It all depends on the frequency of the sound and it needs to be a consistent sound. An object made of glass has it's own base resonance frequency. Match the right frequency with the right thickness/size of glass and it will shatter. Fart unlikely to work.
Courtesy of Mr D, who worked with sound for many years."
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda
Are you German or a German wannabe?
german?
its ghetto, or 'street' to the uninitiated."
or just plain lazy! |
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda
Are you German or a German wannabe?
german?
its ghetto, or 'street' to the uninitiated.
or just plain lazy!"
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda
Ahem:
Is it true that when you fart in to a microphone connected to a loudspeaker the sound and vibration generated could shatter your windows.
It's unlikely because a fart isn't a pure sound so is a mixture of waveforms and frequencies.
It all depends on the frequency of the sound and it needs to be a consistent sound. An object made of glass has it's own base resonance frequency. Match the right frequency with the right thickness/size of glass and it will shatter. Fart unlikely to work.
Courtesy of Mr D, who worked with sound for many years."
fucks sake!!!
its spreading!!!
its Mr THE!!!!!
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda
Ahem:
Is it true that when you fart in to a microphone connected to a loudspeaker the sound and vibration generated could shatter your windows.
It's unlikely because a fart isn't a pure sound so is a mixture of waveforms and frequencies.
It all depends on the frequency of the sound and it needs to be a consistent sound. An object made of glass has it's own base resonance frequency. Match the right frequency with the right thickness/size of glass and it will shatter. Fart unlikely to work.
Courtesy of Mr D, who worked with sound for many years.
fucks sake!!!
its spreading!!!
its Mr THE!!!!!
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Pmsl. He'll be D-lighted that he's down with the yoof. |
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"can someone translate 2geda for me? The more I read it the more it goes over my head. "
I was reading it as "2geda" = together 
No wonder it didnt make sense....innit |
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"can someone translate 2geda for me? The more I read it the more it goes over my head. 2GEDA dick and pussy will always jam 4EVA. Bless up 2 D WEATHER 4 pourin down rain and making u hide under my umbrella 2GEDA"
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"I had to reading the opening post several times before getting the gist of it...........wtf "
irony being it probably take more effort writing it so badly wrong, than using the spell checker getting it right..... |
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda
Ahem:
Is it true that when you fart in to a microphone connected to a loudspeaker the sound and vibration generated could shatter your windows.
It's unlikely because a fart isn't a pure sound so is a mixture of waveforms and frequencies.
It all depends on the frequency of the sound and it needs to be a consistent sound. An object made of glass has it's own base resonance frequency. Match the right frequency with the right thickness/size of glass and it will shatter. Fart unlikely to work.
Courtesy of Mr D, who worked with sound for many years.
fucks sake!!!
its spreading!!!
its Mr THE!!!!!
Pmsl. He'll be D-lighted that he's down with the yoof. "
os its yoot!! Hahaha |
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"can someone translate 2geda for me? The more I read it the more it goes over my head. 2GEDA dick and pussy will always jam 4EVA. Bless up 2 D WEATHER 4 pourin down rain and making u hide under my umbrella 2GEDA"
lol... You go fam!  |
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"Some Jamaicans come to this country and it is the only language they know how to speak or write in, when white people speak it is lazy or the think that they are black "
who said he was Jamacian?! |
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I personsally see how Wally speaks as dialect and I like it. It's quite lyrical and (for me at least) it's easily understood. Don't see it as laziness personally as he is using just as many words to write what he's saying and he seems quite capable of expressing himself. |
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"I personsally see how Wally speaks as dialect and I like it. It's quite lyrical and (for me at least) it's easily understood. Don't see it as laziness personally as he is using just as many words to write what he's saying and he seems quite capable of expressing himself."
my WHITE cousin speaks the same way, so know exactly what it means.
but it IS lazy.
i sometimes have a black country accent, but ill be fucked if im going to type yow instead of you |
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"I personsally see how Wally speaks as dialect and I like it. It's quite lyrical and (for me at least) it's easily understood. Don't see it as laziness personally as he is using just as many words to write what he's saying and he seems quite capable of expressing himself."
exactly! We understand it fully too. Comunication and expression comes in many forms... We live in a multi cultural society after all!  |
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"I personsally see how Wally speaks as dialect and I like it. It's quite lyrical and (for me at least) it's easily understood. Don't see it as laziness personally as he is using just as many words to write what he's saying and he seems quite capable of expressing himself.
my WHITE cousin speaks the same way, so know exactly what it means.
but it IS lazy.
i sometimes have a black country accent, but ill be fucked if im going to type yow instead of you"
i disagree! It's not lazy at all, is others expressing themselves in their own way! Everyone got what OP was saying ( even tho some needed a bit of help! ) Carry on OP! You be you ... Totaly!  |
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda
Ahem:
Is it true that when you fart in to a microphone connected to a loudspeaker the sound and vibration generated could shatter your windows.
It's unlikely because a fart isn't a pure sound so is a mixture of waveforms and frequencies.
It all depends on the frequency of the sound and it needs to be a consistent sound. An object made of glass has it's own base resonance frequency. Match the right frequency with the right thickness/size of glass and it will shatter. Fart unlikely to work.
Courtesy of Mr D, who worked with sound for many years.
fucks sake!!!
its spreading!!!
its Mr THE!!!!!
Pmsl. He'll be D-lighted that he's down with the yoof. os its yoot!! Hahaha "
yes it is moi, and im gona e-kiss u in a min if u don't send me sum nice boobiliscioulsly wallylistic boob pix to my inbox |
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"I personsally see how Wally speaks as dialect and I like it. It's quite lyrical and (for me at least) it's easily understood. Don't see it as laziness personally as he is using just as many words to write what he's saying and he seems quite capable of expressing himself.
my WHITE cousin speaks the same way, so know exactly what it means.
but it IS lazy.
i sometimes have a black country accent, but ill be fucked if im going to type yow instead of you"
wa ta gwan sexy gyal, u iz lookin gd init |
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda
Ahem:
Is it true that when you fart in to a microphone connected to a loudspeaker the sound and vibration generated could shatter your windows.
It's unlikely because a fart isn't a pure sound so is a mixture of waveforms and frequencies.
It all depends on the frequency of the sound and it needs to be a consistent sound. An object made of glass has it's own base resonance frequency. Match the right frequency with the right thickness/size of glass and it will shatter. Fart unlikely to work.
Courtesy of Mr D, who worked with sound for many years.
fucks sake!!!
its spreading!!!
its Mr THE!!!!!
Pmsl. He'll be D-lighted that he's down with the yoof. os its yoot!! Hahaha yes it is moi, and im gona e-kiss u in a min if u don't send me sum nice boobiliscioulsly wallylistic boob pix to my inbox "
Cheeky Wally!  |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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my WHITE cousin speaks the same way, so know exactly what it means.
but it IS lazy.
i sometimes have a black country accent, but ill be fucked if im going to type yow instead of you"
..... notice all the long words are actually spelt correctly, but all the short words aren't....... |
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"I personsally see how Wally speaks as dialect and I like it. It's quite lyrical and (for me at least) it's easily understood. Don't see it as laziness personally as he is using just as many words to write what he's saying and he seems quite capable of expressing himself.
my WHITE cousin speaks the same way, so know exactly what it means.
but it IS lazy.
i sometimes have a black country accent, but ill be fucked if im going to type yow instead of you i disagree! It's not lazy at all, is others expressing themselves in their own way! Everyone got what OP was saying ( even tho some needed a bit of help! ) Carry on OP! You be you ... Totaly! "
 it's no different to me using Welsh words although I usually type the translation as well.
I do have to read Wally's posts three times at least but they make me laugh |
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"I personsally see how Wally speaks as dialect and I like it. It's quite lyrical and (for me at least) it's easily understood. Don't see it as laziness personally as he is using just as many words to write what he's saying and he seems quite capable of expressing himself.
my WHITE cousin speaks the same way, so know exactly what it means.
but it IS lazy.
i sometimes have a black country accent, but ill be fucked if im going to type yow instead of you"
For yow Cupcake |
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my WHITE cousin speaks the same way, so know exactly what it means.
but it IS lazy.
i sometimes have a black country accent, but ill be fucked if im going to type yow instead of you
..... notice all the long words are actually spelt correctly, but all the short words aren't......."
I certainly did yes. It's back to that old dull argument that we MUST have correct spelling and grammar to understand each other. Surely if Wally is lazy so is omitting full stops, commas etc.
I find regional dialect and lingo fascinating and the forums are richer for people as funny as Wally. There are few other people on the forum who you can so quickly identify that it is their thread just from writing style. |
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Back to the thread; I wish the sparking nipples was true - would be great to be driving almond to see a woman with jump leads on her nipples trying to start a car!
Do bigger boobs jabs a higher voltage? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"I had to reading the opening post several times before getting the gist of it...........wtf
irony being it probably take more effort writing it so badly wrong, than using the spell checker getting it right....."
I agree, I once posted in Cumbrian dialect and it took much longer translating English to Marra, was a bloody nightmare |
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Farts can shatter glass if the asshole is turned up to 11. This may also cause them to register on the Richter scale.
Never touch a ladies nipples together if she is lactating - crossing the streams would be bad, very very bad.
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"Farts can shatter glass if the asshole is turned up to 11. This may also cause them to register on the Richter scale.
Never touch a ladies nipples together if she is lactating - crossing the streams would be bad, very very bad.
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d volume of my fart is currently set at 9.5, is there a chance of it smashing my windows |
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"Farts can shatter glass if the asshole is turned up to 11. This may also cause them to register on the Richter scale.
Never touch a ladies nipples together if she is lactating - crossing the streams would be bad, very very bad.
d volume of my fart is currently set at 9.5, is there a chance of it smashing my windows "
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"Farts can shatter glass if the asshole is turned up to 11. This may also cause them to register on the Richter scale.
Never touch a ladies nipples together if she is lactating - crossing the streams would be bad, very very bad.
d volume of my fart is currently set at 9.5, is there a chance of it smashing my windows "
Your neighbours might if you amplify the sound a this hour. |
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"Farts can shatter glass if the asshole is turned up to 11. This may also cause them to register on the Richter scale.
Never touch a ladies nipples together if she is lactating - crossing the streams would be bad, very very bad.
d volume of my fart is currently set at 9.5, is there a chance of it smashing my windows "
No, just your 'back doors'.... |
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"I personsally see how Wally speaks as dialect and I like it. It's quite lyrical and (for me at least) it's easily understood. Don't see it as laziness personally as he is using just as many words to write what he's saying and he seems quite capable of expressing himself.
my WHITE cousin speaks the same way, so know exactly what it means.
but it IS lazy.
i sometimes have a black country accent, but ill be fucked if im going to type yow instead of youwa ta gwan sexy gyal, u iz lookin gd init "
call a doctor, i think he has had a turn |
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"Is it true dat wen u fart into a microphone connected to loudspeakers the sound and vibration generated could shatter ur windows, and is it true dat u could generate an electric spark wen u touch d nipples of a woman 2geda "
In the past people would try out experiments, and post the results.... maybe in the interest of things, you could try different types of farts (diet) and volumes. Please post results  |
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"Farts can shatter glass if the asshole is turned up to 11. This may also cause them to register on the Richter scale.
Never touch a ladies nipples together if she is lactating - crossing the streams would be bad, very very bad.
d volume of my fart is currently set at 9.5, is there a chance of it smashing my windows
No, just your 'back doors'...."
what if i accidentally crank up d volume of my fart to 14, can it trigger an earthquake ?  |
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