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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goes to bed and forgets to turn the oven off?
ME!! 
Stil my flat was nice n warm this morning.
What silly things have you done lately?? "
Thats not too bad, a mate of mine once went back to work on an gas rig and forgot to turn off an electric fire, it was toasty when he got back 2 weeks later lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Goes to bed and forgets to turn the oven off?
ME!!
Stil my flat was nice n warm this morning.
What silly things have you done lately?? "
I've done that a few times. I wonder how much it costs? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Goes to bed and forgets to turn the oven off?
ME!!
Stil my flat was nice n warm this morning.
What silly things have you done lately??
Thats not too bad, a mate of mine once went back to work on an gas rig and forgot to turn off an electric fire, it was toasty when he got back 2 weeks later lol"
I pay for leccy by a meter.. probs would have ran out of money after 2 weeks lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Switched the immersion heater on for a shower ~ forgot to turn it off for 2 days!!
plus side the hottest water ever ~ downside fooking expensive error..!! |
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"Goes to bed and forgets to turn the oven off?
ME!!
Stil my flat was nice n warm this morning.
What silly things have you done lately?? "
In the olden days , my first house did not have central heating.
Middle of winter bearing in mind I was working long hours .
Put the cooker on to warm me up one cold morning, forgot to switch it off, when I came home all the wall paper had fallen of the walls lol in the kitchen and hallway |
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"Goes to bed and forgets to turn the oven off?
ME!!
Stil my flat was nice n warm this morning.
What silly things have you done lately??
I've done that a few times. I wonder how much it costs? "
According to my meter its 4quid ish.
Cooked chicken thighs at around 5.30 and found it on at 8am . 14 and a half hours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Switched the immersion heater on for a shower ~ forgot to turn it off for 2 days!!
plus side the hottest water ever ~ downside fooking expensive error..!!"
Ive got one.. dont understand how it works.. i switch it off |
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I always forget things like shutting windows or turning hobs off. Luckily I realise the hob before I go to bed but don't always remember to close the windows before I leave the house and cone home to a rant from my dad   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not me but Ben! Left the bathroom window wide open then lowered the Roman blinds and went to bed. 
Told him why didn't he make it easy for the crooks and leave the doors open as well!  "
Ive also done that. Made worse because i leave that light on at night should Squidge wake up.
In the morning its been like filled with moths and other creatures...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quite a few years ago, i was rushing around waiting for taxi to the airport. Taxi arrives rush out with luggage, forgot to lock the door.
It was only the next day when a friend went round to open the curtains and he locked the door upon leaving lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've left the oven on a few times too but worse that that is I've left the front door unlocked a few times too. Lucky I live in a small village with not a lot of passers by in the early hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Back when I lived in an apartment, I woke one morning to discover I'd left they door open and the keys in the hole on the outside of the door...give potential burglars and option to go in then or later when they were better prepared....
I discreetly took the key out, locked the door and assumed the worst...that someone had made a copy, and returned it and were now plotting the best way to nick my tv!
The shower that morning was a super quick, particularly nervy one...any noise would force me to stop breathing and look for a weapon... Not sure how handy a toilet brush is in that situation!!
That reminds me - I really ought to find a lockable box for my naughty things!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A week or two ago, I'd been sat outside in the sun all day enjoying a wine or three and reading a book. When I came in at night, I left my keys in the front door and didn't realise until next morning when I couldn't find them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I left an Easter egg on the back seat of the car on Friday.
Came back to a molten mess
Still I managed to rescue most of it, stick it in the freezer and had to eat it all by myself  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I left an Easter egg on the back seat of the car on Friday.
Came back to a molten mess
Still I managed to rescue most of it, stick it in the freezer and had to eat it all by myself "
Did the egg hunt yesterday as it was lovely n warm outside. My wonderful grandma did an ace job.. but put the eggs out 45mins b4 we arrived. Arghh |
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I came home from the pub one night after a few social drinks.
Thought I'd have a pizza. Put one in the oven and sat at the breakfast bar. Hours later I awoke to a kitchen full of smoke and one very crispy pizza.
Oops. |
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"A week or two ago, I'd been sat outside in the sun all day enjoying a wine or three and reading a book. When I came in at night, I left my keys in the front door and didn't realise until next morning when I couldn't find them! "
I've done that....the lodger leaves the front door unlocked....fuck me we would be the burglar's dream house... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Couldn't move into my flat at first, it was in really bad shape. Middle of winter when doing it up so put radiators on full blast to warm me up a bit while I worked. Forgot about it, went to back to the place I was staying and didn't come back for 3 days. Heat in the flat was unbearable when I returned! lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I put the glass lid down on the cooker once, not noticing the gas ring was still lit
Thankfully I was in another room when when the bloody thing exploded!.
Seems the automatic cut out was broke. . Oops!
D (f ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Goes to bed and forgets to turn the oven off?
ME!!
Stil my flat was nice n warm this morning.
What silly things have you done lately??
knobhead! "
Hahah piss off mwah xxx |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I haven't really done anything like that but I had a friend stay with me a few years ago. She had a late night ice cream fest after I had gone to bed. I didn't notice anything amiss as I rushed out to work in the morning then she phoned at lunchtime to tell me the entire contents of the freezer had melted and she was cooking and eating as much of it as possible so that there wouldn't be much waste.
I had stocked it up for her visit. |
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"I haven't really done anything like that but I had a friend stay with me a few years ago. She had a late night ice cream fest after I had gone to bed. I didn't notice anything amiss as I rushed out to work in the morning then she phoned at lunchtime to tell me the entire contents of the freezer had melted and she was cooking and eating as much of it as possible so that there wouldn't be much waste.
I had stocked it up for her visit. "
Oooh nightmare! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The central locking packed up on my old car once . You had to lock it by key in the hole job .
Keys , left in car door , multi storey car park , at christmas time 3.5 hrs!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I was with my Ex Wife we was going on holiday for a week . On the morning we was setting off she told me to remove all plugs out of the sockets and make sure everything is turned off . I had a bit of a brainwave and thought I would save time . So I just turned all the electric off at the fuse box . Her mum rung us 2 days into the holiday saying that the fridge and freezer was off and defrosted all over the floor . Im a numpty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Goes to bed and forgets to turn the oven off?
ME!!
Stil my flat was nice n warm this morning.
What silly things have you done lately??
knobhead!
Hahah piss off mwah xxx"
I did leave the heating on permanently over a Christmas long weekend and my chocolate baubles melted |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I was once chatting to an undertaker who was telling me about how some old boy had died whilst cooking. He'd not been found for some time and his body being stuck in front of a switched on oven was not what you would have liked to deal with. |
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"A week or two ago, I'd been sat outside in the sun all day enjoying a wine or three and reading a book. When I came in at night, I left my keys in the front door and didn't realise until next morning when I couldn't find them! "
I used to be a postman and you'd be surprised how often people leave their keys in the door overnight. |
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Went shopping in M&S a couple of weeks ago and stocked up on stockings and a pretty suspender belt. Getting ready for a meet on Friday night I finally found the jar of sweet chilli marmalade I'd bought at the same time - in my undies drawer!! And no I don't wear the same underwear for a fortnight, I don't wear any at all except for a night out!!
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I managed to leave a plastic colander on the electric hob (I've always had gas hobs until I moved into my house) its taken ages to get the blue plastic off the hob, the smell was quite fantastic!
I have a metal colander now!! |
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"I managed to leave a plastic colander on the electric hob (I've always had gas hobs until I moved into my house) its taken ages to get the blue plastic off the hob, the smell was quite fantastic!
I have a metal colander now!! "
fancied an omelette started it off in the pan and bunged the pan in the oven to finish it off.. few mins later the kitchen stank..
forgot the frying pan handle was plastic |
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"I managed to leave a plastic colander on the electric hob (I've always had gas hobs until I moved into my house) its taken ages to get the blue plastic off the hob, the smell was quite fantastic!
I have a metal colander now!!
fancied an omelette started it off in the pan and bunged the pan in the oven to finish it off.. few mins later the kitchen stank..
forgot the frying pan handle was plastic "
I look after a bunkhouse in work and I had a group staying one where the group leader decided to do roast duck for evening meal....
He tried roasting the ducks using plastic trays filled the place with smoke, set off all the fire alarms which automatically generated the fire engine.......I was not best amused as it took me two days to get all the plastic cleaned off the oven  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
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He tried roasting the ducks using plastic trays filled the place with smoke, set off all the fire alarms which automatically generated the fire engine.......I was not best amused as it took me two days to get all the plastic cleaned off the oven "
Tempted to find a mountain to push him off? |
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He tried roasting the ducks using plastic trays filled the place with smoke, set off all the fire alarms which automatically generated the fire engine.......I was not best amused as it took me two days to get all the plastic cleaned off the oven
Tempted to find a mountain to push him off? "
He was a pain in the proverbials and I refused to allow him back as a leader.....it was one of many disasters that week Grrrr |
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"I managed to leave a plastic colander on the electric hob (I've always had gas hobs until I moved into my house) its taken ages to get the blue plastic off the hob, the smell was quite fantastic!
I have a metal colander now!!
fancied an omelette started it off in the pan and bunged the pan in the oven to finish it off.. few mins later the kitchen stank..
forgot the frying pan handle was plastic
I look after a bunkhouse in work and I had a group staying one where the group leader decided to do roast duck for evening meal....
He tried roasting the ducks using plastic trays filled the place with smoke, set off all the fire alarms which automatically generated the fire engine.......I was not best amused as it took me two days to get all the plastic cleaned off the oven "
Did yer still eat the duck ???  |
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I let my old dog out the patio doors one night before I went for a night out, went upstairs got ready and when I came down just shut the dog in the kitchen like I always did, when I get back home several hours later I let the dog out the kitchen to a wee to find that I had not closed the patio doors as they had been left fully open all night |
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"I let my old dog out the patio doors one night before I went for a night out, went upstairs got ready and when I came down just shut the dog in the kitchen like I always did, when I get back home several hours later I let the dog out the kitchen to a wee to find that I had not closed the patio doors as they had been left fully open all night "
Numpty |
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"I let my old dog out the patio doors one night before I went for a night out, went upstairs got ready and when I came down just shut the dog in the kitchen like I always did, when I get back home several hours later I let the dog out the kitchen to a wee to find that I had not closed the patio doors as they had been left fully open all night Numpty "
I prefer muppet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I managed to leave a plastic colander on the electric hob (I've always had gas hobs until I moved into my house) its taken ages to get the blue plastic off the hob, the smell was quite fantastic!
I have a metal colander now!!
fancied an omelette started it off in the pan and bunged the pan in the oven to finish it off.. few mins later the kitchen stank..
forgot the frying pan handle was plastic
I look after a bunkhouse in work and I had a group staying one where the group leader decided to do roast duck for evening meal....
He tried roasting the ducks using plastic trays filled the place with smoke, set off all the fire alarms which automatically generated the fire engine.......I was not best amused as it took me two days to get all the plastic cleaned off the oven Did yer still eat the duck ??? "
No I wasn't invited to the meal thank god but I did get to chat up the firemen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I managed to leave a plastic colander on the electric hob (I've always had gas hobs until I moved into my house) its taken ages to get the blue plastic off the hob, the smell was quite fantastic!
I have a metal colander now!!
fancied an omelette started it off in the pan and bunged the pan in the oven to finish it off.. few mins later the kitchen stank..
forgot the frying pan handle was plastic
I look after a bunkhouse in work and I had a group staying one where the group leader decided to do roast duck for evening meal....
He tried roasting the ducks using plastic trays filled the place with smoke, set off all the fire alarms which automatically generated the fire engine.......I was not best amused as it took me two days to get all the plastic cleaned off the oven Did yer still eat the duck ???
No I wasn't invited to the meal thank god but I did get to chat up the firemen "
Tart |
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"I let my old dog out the patio doors one night before I went for a night out, went upstairs got ready and when I came down just shut the dog in the kitchen like I always did, when I get back home several hours later I let the dog out the kitchen to a wee to find that I had not closed the patio doors as they had been left fully open all night Numpty
I prefer muppet "
I leave my patio doors open all day so the dog can go out, never locked them |
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"I managed to leave a plastic colander on the electric hob (I've always had gas hobs until I moved into my house) its taken ages to get the blue plastic off the hob, the smell was quite fantastic!
I have a metal colander now!!
fancied an omelette started it off in the pan and bunged the pan in the oven to finish it off.. few mins later the kitchen stank..
forgot the frying pan handle was plastic
I look after a bunkhouse in work and I had a group staying one where the group leader decided to do roast duck for evening meal....
He tried roasting the ducks using plastic trays filled the place with smoke, set off all the fire alarms which automatically generated the fire engine.......I was not best amused as it took me two days to get all the plastic cleaned off the oven Did yer still eat the duck ???
No I wasn't invited to the meal thank god but I did get to chat up the firemen Tart "
That's sexy as fuck tart to you boss |
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(Bad Boy) when I was 13 made some cheese on toast in this little grill we had at home. When finished I normally put my plate down but for some reason I took in back into the kitchen.only to find that the kitchen was on fire as there was a tub of butter on top of the grill that I didn't see.I shit my pants as the kitchen was brand new only fitted the week before one cupboard above grill was on fire and black smoke everywhere. |
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And before you all ask .. NO I HAVE NOT JUST OPENED MY EFFING BEDROOM WINDOW . AND KNOCKED A GLASS OF RED WINE OVER MY FRESHLY WASHED EFFING BEDDING . and breath |
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"And before you all ask .. NO I HAVE NOT JUST OPENED MY EFFING BEDROOM WINDOW . AND KNOCKED A GLASS OF RED WINE OVER MY FRESHLY WASHED EFFING BEDDING . and breath "
In that case you won't now be rushing round like a headless chicken stripping the bed so it doesn't soak through to the quilt |
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"And before you all ask .. NO I HAVE NOT JUST OPENED MY EFFING BEDROOM WINDOW . AND KNOCKED A GLASS OF RED WINE OVER MY FRESHLY WASHED EFFING BEDDING . and breath "
You weren't looking for the pizza man were you |
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"And before you all ask .. NO I HAVE NOT JUST OPENED MY EFFING BEDROOM WINDOW . AND KNOCKED A GLASS OF RED WINE OVER MY FRESHLY WASHED EFFING BEDDING . and breath
You weren't looking for the pizza man were you good job its a reddy coloured quilt cover it actually looks quite nice lol "
Haha I believe your quite used to a wet patch |
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"And before you all ask .. NO I HAVE NOT JUST OPENED MY EFFING BEDROOM WINDOW . AND KNOCKED A GLASS OF RED WINE OVER MY FRESHLY WASHED EFFING BEDDING . and breath "
that's what u get for being d*unk this early!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My daughter switched of the sockets last year to the fridge freezer and freezer. I noticed when water started dripping out the bottom of the doors, I'd been to the fridge several times but the light doesn't work anyway so hadn't realised. Spent the rest of the day cooking, having defrosted them! |
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"Thats freaky . last time i shagd d barbecue sauce i ate my nokia 3310 and forgot to get intimate with the tv ..must be different cultures. .the tv was a bit too hairy anyways . . ."
thinkin of shaggin my new sofa soon tho, ended up impregnatin my 2seater just 2wks ago, atleast i wont forget to wear a condom nxt time
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Goes to bed and forgets to turn the oven off?
ME!!
Stil my flat was nice n warm this morning.
What silly things have you done lately?? "
I often have the habit of doing a cycle of washing without actually putting the washing in  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Goes to bed and forgets to turn the oven off?
ME!!
Stil my flat was nice n warm this morning.
What silly things have you done lately??
I often have the habit of doing a cycle of washing without actually putting the washing in "
Ive put the washing in and gone back 2hrs later to take it out to find i forgot to switch it on |
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"Left my.bicycle seat on a coach, I remove it from the bike to stop some thieving git from stesling it. Luckily I got it back."
Ooh that could have been an interesting ride home !!!!!! ouch !!!!! |
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"Goes to bed and forgets to turn the oven off?
ME!!
Stil my flat was nice n warm this morning.
What silly things have you done lately?? "
I once went to stay with friends for the weekend and turned the heating thermostat off. Or so I thought. When I got home and opened the door the heat walk nearly threw me across the road. I'd turned it on full instead of off! All the walls were so hot I couldn't touch them. Doh!!! |
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"I think drinking the tequila after the rum after the beer after the two bottle of wine wasn't the best idea "
No drinking for you this weekend. You are doing the nurse duties |
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