Cock Snot and Shit in d'Toilet threads plus a couple of interactions on other threads. This place has been very funny over the last few days. The good weather has helped me to smile too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

watching the delight on my little girls face at the panto, she loved every minute.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock snot in your fart pipe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feeling james inside me this morning

i can now ad to that just eating my thorntons egg"

you a lamp post pisser? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have great cuddles with my 4 week old grandson. xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"my birthday

Happy b/day

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By *immy AndrexCouple over a year ago

OLDHAM

The forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meeting JN at the tram stop

Listening to and old lady tell me how disgusting she found the 79 year old dancer on BGT last week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watching Sunderland score against Chelsea

Fingers crossed"

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

A certain whiny thread on here where the op began telling people to **** off because things didn't go the way he expected. Very amusing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fabio Borini's penalty

YNWA

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By *iss tenaciousWoman over a year ago

manchester

Buying all my colleagues cream egg mcflurries for easter

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple over a year ago

Manchester Area

"Meeting JN at the tram stop

Awww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing , throat infection Newcastle lose Sunderland about to win.....

Need to be shot I think

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By *hocolate007Man over a year ago

london

Watchin spiderman cartoon all day and singin along to barneys song. I love u u love me, we r as happy as can be la la la la la la la la la

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Liverpool loanee player Borini scoring the winning goal against Chelsea....made me erect actually haha

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

a card made by my daughter it had me in tears but in a smily way

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

My dog walking backwards and disapearing down a pot hole

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

"My dog walking backwards and disapearing down a pot hole

I can just imagine that lol

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"My dog walking backwards and disapearing down a pot hole

I can just imagine that lol"
He was most put out when I laughed....

Hows the toe?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My dog walking backwards and disapearing down a pot hole

Is he ok???

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"My dog walking backwards and disapearing down a pot hole

Is he ok??? "
Yes, not sure about the pothole though......

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My dog walking backwards and disapearing down a pot hole

Is he ok??? Yes, not sure about the pothole though......

Lol poor thing...silly sod though lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Going all out miss marple and finally finding proof that I knew someone was lying through their teeth!!'

My son trying to cast spells on me while watching Harry potter.

Putting my phone on airplane mode and still being able to use the Internet

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

"My dog walking backwards and disapearing down a pot hole

I can just imagine that lolHe was most put out when I laughed....

Hows the toe?"

still hurts thanks for asking

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

dale wintons facial bum fluff . . .

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Going all out miss marple and finally finding proof that I knew someone was lying through their teeth!!'

My son trying to cast spells on me while watching Harry potter.

Putting my phone on airplane mode and still being able to use the Internet "
Did you wear the hat and everything?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nothing

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

. farted . .

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Going all out miss marple and finally finding proof that I knew someone was lying through their teeth!!'

My son trying to cast spells on me while watching Harry potter.

Putting my phone on airplane mode and still being able to use the Internet Did you wear the hat and everything?

I should get one...it might give me super powers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A certain whiny thread on here where the op began telling people to **** off because things didn't go the way he expected. Very amusing."

Ooh, is it still going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"dale wintons facial bum fluff . . ."

It is rather duff fluff isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"dale wintons facial bum fluff . . .

It is rather duff fluff isn't it?"

Lol just put it on , better than my attempt tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock snot up your fart pipe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My toddler throwing a cup at my head shouting "catch!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My kids coming back after not seeing them since Tuesday

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