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What is the biggest lie you've ever told?
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A guy entered a biggest liar competition and told a story of aliens abducted him taking him off to another planet performing surgery to extract his DNA and clone him. The judges deemed it excellent and were about to award him the first prize when his mate stood up and said 'Yes, and I saw everything'!! |
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over a year ago
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When the nosy lady we all know and love..ahem !!
up our street wanted to know why im suddenly doing alot re homewise ..
Told her i had won 1 million on the lottery. 
And she believed me too.
Had several neighbours come and congratulate me.
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over a year ago
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"I'm a nun. 
mmmmmm....and a fabby dirty habit too 
you could bring a bottle of chateaux neuf domestos over and spruce me up! "
am packing up my marigolds, mop, bucket and dusters together with my patent not pending domestos spray pump........on way |
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over a year ago
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Of course i love you more than Rangers.
You are my best friend, more important to me than my family and mates.
No your bum looks fine but it will look better if you wore black jeans.
I have only had 2 sexual partners before we met.
I just say anything to please them and make them feel good.
If women never had pussy they'd be useless |
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"Of course i love you more than Rangers.
You are my best friend, more important to me than my family and mates.
No your bum looks fine but it will look better if you wore black jeans.
I have only had 2 sexual partners before we met.
I just say anything to please them and make them feel good.
If women never had pussy they'd be useless "
yeah and if rampant rabbits cut the grass or bought a round there would be no need for men!!! xx |
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"On a meet it was the " just popping to the loo" on a meet and escaping through the back door of the pub  
^^^^Timewaster Alert^^^^
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So you meet someone and their pictures are 10 yrs old you hang around! Or worse a mercy fuck!  |
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"On a meet it was the " just popping to the loo" on a meet and escaping through the back door of the pub
^^^^Timewaster Alert^^^^
So you meet someone and their pictures are 10 yrs old you hang around! Or worse a mercy fuck! "
It wasn't me, was it????
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"On a meet it was the " just popping to the loo" on a meet and escaping through the back door of the pub
^^^^Timewaster Alert^^^^
So you meet someone and their pictures are 10 yrs old you hang around! Or worse a mercy fuck!
It wasn't me, was it????
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Nope i don't think so.
I am surprised no men have put that they are married on here but pretending not to be NOT |
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"On a meet it was the " just popping to the loo" on a meet and escaping through the back door of the pub
^^^^Timewaster Alert^^^^
So you meet someone and their pictures are 10 yrs old you hang around! Or worse a mercy fuck! "
I have had that, not from this site though, a guy who said he was 33 and sent me a photo of a very nice looking guy....when he turned up it was obvious the photo wasn't of him, he was more 53 than 33.....saddo! |
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"On a meet it was the " just popping to the loo" on a meet and escaping through the back door of the pub
^^^^Timewaster Alert^^^^
So you meet someone and their pictures are 10 yrs old you hang around! Or worse a mercy fuck!
I have had that, not from this site though, a guy who said he was 33 and sent me a photo of a very nice looking guy....when he turned up it was obvious the photo wasn't of him, he was more 53 than 33.....saddo!"
tearing up all the picures of a young brad pitt that i send out |
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"On a meet it was the " just popping to the loo" on a meet and escaping through the back door of the pub
^^^^Timewaster Alert^^^^
So you meet someone and their pictures are 10 yrs old you hang around! Or worse a mercy fuck!
I have had that, not from this site though, a guy who said he was 33 and sent me a photo of a very nice looking guy....when he turned up it was obvious the photo wasn't of him, he was more 53 than 33.....saddo!"
How do they expect to pull it off when you meet? |
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