"Just cause its a bloody swinging site you would think at least one would come and hang my curtains and put the chandelier up  Flaming wishywashy is off work doing bugger all "
Wishy on his own, couldnt possibly do the job.. what we class as a simple task, is mind bending to men 
Surely you know this already Diamond
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"Well your stepdad moved the furniture, and some blokes laid your carpet today, lol x"
Yes and furniture back in just got to wait till friday for curtains to be done right posh i am now lol. Thing is i wont let anyone go in there now |
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"Just cause its a bloody swinging site you would think at least one would come and hang my curtains and put the chandelier up Flaming wishywashy is off work doing bugger all
Wishy on his own, couldnt possibly do the job.. what we class as a simple task, is mind bending to men
Surely you know this already Diamond
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whoops how silly of me i wasnt thinking straight  |
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over a year ago
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"Just cause its a bloody swinging site you would think at least one would come and hang my curtains and put the chandelier up Flaming wishywashy is off work doing bugger all "
Bugger all!! You wanna see the list Siren made - and updates frequently - of things to do round the house!
1). Buy shed.
No problem honey. Which one and what shall I do with the old one?
What materials should I use to build the base?
Do you want it done now or when it stops raining?
No, I can't erect the shed when it's raining as I havew to build the base first and the cement will get soaked and set before I've used it plus it needs to be a dry sand/cement mix for paving bases.
2). Fix sink.
No problem honey but I'll need to decommission the sink for a while because if you turn the tap on you'll get wet feet.
Why? Becuase I need to take away the old plumbing and buy new ones (after several trips to B & Q cos the prat who fitted the orignal stuff was a fucking arse and used a hodgepodge of fittings, nothing universal grrrrr). Then I need to apply silicone sealant and allow it to dry before fitting new makeshift fittings.
3). Mend stairgate.
Ok babes, no problem. I just need to replaster the fooking wall after your sister-in-law pulled the gate off the wall cos she didn't know how to open it.
4). Fix kitchen unit.
Hey, consider it done sweetie! But I'll need to get a new cabinet carcass as the only possible place I can fix screws to it has disintegrated when the door fell off cos it had been fitted by Bodgit & Scarper Bespoke Kitchen Fuckups.
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Now, when do ya want these curtains hanging then?  |
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"Just cause its a bloody swinging site you would think at least one would come and hang my curtains and put the chandelier up Flaming wishywashy is off work doing bugger all
Bugger all!! You wanna see the list Siren made - and updates frequently - of things to do round the house!
1). Buy shed.
No problem honey. Which one and what shall I do with the old one?
What materials should I use to build the base?
Do you want it done now or when it stops raining?
No, I can't erect the shed when it's raining as I havew to build the base first and the cement will get soaked and set before I've used it plus it needs to be a dry sand/cement mix for paving bases.
2). Fix sink.
No problem honey but I'll need to decommission the sink for a while because if you turn the tap on you'll get wet feet.
Why? Becuase I need to take away the old plumbing and buy new ones (after several trips to B & Q cos the prat who fitted the orignal stuff was a fucking arse and used a hodgepodge of fittings, nothing universal grrrrr). Then I need to apply silicone sealant and allow it to dry before fitting new makeshift fittings.
3). Mend stairgate.
Ok babes, no problem. I just need to replaster the fooking wall after your sister-in-law pulled the gate off the wall cos she didn't know how to open it.
4). Fix kitchen unit.
Hey, consider it done sweetie! But I'll need to get a new cabinet carcass as the only possible place I can fix screws to it has disintegrated when the door fell off cos it had been fitted by Bodgit & Scarper Bespoke Kitchen Fuckups.
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Now, when do ya want these curtains hanging then? "
See by the time you had written all that you could of had the chandelier up.
Did pmsl at the stairgate bit though |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"Just cause its a bloody swinging site you would think at least one would come and hang my curtains and put the chandelier up Flaming wishywashy is off work doing bugger all
Men can't bleeding hang curtains anyway, you'd only have to re-rouche them! No excuse for the chandelier though, esp as they're the ones reputedly like swinging off 'em!
I have visions of a man up a ladder just in shorts needing re-touching now "
I have got the shorts! Even got a kilt if you prefer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can see a business opportunity coming up here.
I will get the hand cart out you ring the bell...
The big bell or the feking massive one? "
Depends how much work you wanna do..  |
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womens curtains.
is anyone else thinking the same as me or am i just a pervert?
oh, and being 10000000000000 light years away do you pay travelling?
that's a lot of perks
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the perks i give you will think your travelling at 1 million light years lmao |
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