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What are the funniest lines you've heard in a film? I'm watching night at museum and just heard
why are you spanking that monkey
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Airplane
You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.  |
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You've come a long way to die - king laufey -Thor.
I should explain we know a joke about a elephant from dudley zoo asks tarzan for the way to the elephants grave yard. Which ends with tarzan saying 'you've come a long way to die' to which the elephant replies in a black country accent 'I didn't come here to die! I came here yester-DIE!!'
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"You've come a long way to die - king laufey -Thor.
I should explain we know a joke about a elephant from dudley zoo asks tarzan for the way to the elephants grave yard. Which ends with tarzan saying 'you've come a long way to die' to which the elephant replies in a black country accent 'I didn't come here to die! I came here yester-DIE!!'
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"Airplane
You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. "
Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up glue sniffing!
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