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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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... on the plane back today
all the tell tale signs were there
- he'd had a drink - i suspect several
- he was very social
- b4 we'd taxied out he knew the name of the guy sitting next to him (keith) and used it in every sentence afterwards
- he was offering his crisps to other passengers
- over the 2 hour flight, he never once shut up
- subjects included :
Justice for the 96, muslims, nigerians, coppers being liars, politicians being liars (and in it for themselves), nazis, local accents, scousers, scottish people, cockneys (all with mimics of relevant accents), the state of the railways, the cost of regional air travel, lee rigby, the price of cigarettes in the UK and getting pissed.
he even slipped a bit of cheeky humour in with air hostess when he tried paying for his drink with a £20 note
her : have you got anything smaller ?
Him :i have but it's in my pants
his poor wife never spoke 2 words, just stared out the window the whole way
and what about poor keith ? I bet his fkin ears were ringin when he got off that plane 
so, if you are here or you know of any middle aged geordies that have returned from prague via manchester today, please say thank you for making my journey pass quickly, if not poor keiths |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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he even slipped a bit of cheeky humour in with air hostess when he tried paying for his drink with a £20 note
her : have you got anything smaller ?
Him :i have but it's in my pants
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^ lol! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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" ... on the plane back today
all the tell tale signs were there
- he'd had a drink - i suspect several
- he was very social
- b4 we'd taxied out he knew the name of the guy sitting next to him (keith) and used it in every sentence afterwards
- he was offering his crisps to other passengers
- over the 2 hour flight, he never once shut up
- subjects included :
Justice for the 96, muslims, nigerians, coppers being liars, politicians being liars (and in it for themselves), nazis, local accents, scousers, scottish people, cockneys (all with mimics of relevant accents), the state of the railways, the cost of regional air travel, lee rigby, the price of cigarettes in the UK and getting pissed.
he even slipped a bit of cheeky humour in with air hostess when he tried paying for his drink with a £20 note
her : have you got anything smaller ?
Him :i have but it's in my pants
his poor wife never spoke 2 words, just stared out the window the whole way
and what about poor keith ? I bet his fkin ears were ringin when he got off that plane
so, if you are here or you know of any middle aged geordies that have returned from prague via manchester today, please say thank you for making my journey pass quickly, if not poor keiths "
i was just about to apologise but you mentioned a mrs.... so i am in the clear!!! |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.
trouble is, you can never find him ...."
Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went  |
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"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.
trouble is, you can never find him ....
Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went "
Dunno but I still have the pic on the side of my bed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.
trouble is, you can never find him ....
Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went
Dunno but I still have the pic on the side of my bed "
haha if you do actually still have it, mail it to me please
jn wants to see me in it but alas only half the get up is in one piece now |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.
trouble is, you can never find him ....
Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went "
I'm sure he is still keeping a watchful eye on us  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.
trouble is, you can never find him ....
Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went
I'm sure he is still keeping a watchful eye on us "
doubt it : could see fk all thru them specs
and some cheeky git asked if they were my normal prescription |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.
trouble is, you can never find him ....
Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went
I'm sure he is still keeping a watchful eye on us
doubt it : could see fk all thru them specs
and some cheeky git asked if they were my normal prescription "
I loved that pic! |
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"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.
trouble is, you can never find him ....
Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I just wonder where he went "
.. just like the mackems... disappeared from view ...... S M B .. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.
trouble is, you can never find him ....
Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went
Dunno but I still have the pic on the side of my bed "
Whatever floats your boat  |
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" ... on the plane back today
all the tell tale signs were there
- he'd had a drink - i suspect several
- he was very social
- b4 we'd taxied out he knew the name of the guy sitting next to him (keith) and used it in every sentence afterwards
- he was offering his crisps to other passengers
- over the 2 hour flight, he never once shut up
- subjects included :
Justice for the 96, muslims, nigerians, coppers being liars, politicians being liars (and in it for themselves), nazis, local accents, scousers, scottish people, cockneys (all with mimics of relevant accents), the state of the railways, the cost of regional air travel, lee rigby, the price of cigarettes in the UK and getting pissed.
he even slipped a bit of cheeky humour in with air hostess when he tried paying for his drink with a £20 note
her : have you got anything smaller ?
Him :i have but it's in my pants
his poor wife never spoke 2 words, just stared out the window the whole way
and what about poor keith ? I bet his fkin ears were ringin when he got off that plane
so, if you are here or you know of any middle aged geordies that have returned from prague via manchester today, please say thank you for making my journey pass quickly, if not poor keiths "
Sounds like a randomer that tried to attach himself to us in a club recently.... good job everyone had been briefed to "repel boarders" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sounds like guy we had on here who liked to dress up as a wally in a red and white stripy jumper.
trouble is, you can never find him ....
Ah that man had a great avatar pic in his wally outfit....I wonder where he went
I'm sure he is still keeping a watchful eye on us
doubt it : could see fk all thru them specs
and some cheeky git asked if they were my normal prescription "
Ahhh you still wear the glasses. |
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Whats wrong with some people now, he sounds a self absorbed bore, with next to no social awareness. In the forums we can choose to read or not. Some windbag that loves their own voice, dominating all, sounds like someone to have had in the cockpit instead - no offence pilots. |
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