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over a year ago
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"a cock is a cock, unless you have a phone that predictively changes it to chick!
I can't imagine getting really horny and demanding willy or prick without losing the moment and laughing "
Mine changes it to anal |
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"a cock is a cock, unless you have a phone that predictively changes it to chick!
I can't imagine getting really horny and demanding willy or prick without losing the moment and laughing
Mine changes it to anal "
I'm considering a new phone.....it's gonna be an interesting conversation in the phone shop tho lol
do you have a model that can spell cock??? I'm not 12 I want a phone that says it like it is!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back |
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"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back"
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