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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not necessarily the views of the poster before I get seriously assaulted...lol
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy d*unk
Professional - Bitch
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not necessarily the views of the poster before I get seriously assaulted...lol
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy d*unk
Professional - Bitch
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
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and one for the men....
40ish knockin 60
adventerous walks to pub
athletic when breathing in and turnin purple
contagious smile has coldsores
average looking 2 bin bags and duct tape
handsome after ten vodkas
emotionally secure womens aid hit list
in touch with feminine side... wears your knickers when you not in
free spirit couldnt commit to the asylum
fun if gropin the bar maid counts as fun
new age aversion to soap and water
open minded every wed 10pm lights out missionary position
outgoing wears comedy ties
passionate durin commercials
professional had same job since leaving school no promotion
wants soulmate wife left him cant cook or clean or do laundry! xx  |
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