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It's open to one and all, non-exclusive, though high standards of course 
There are plenty of facilities to indulge your every whim and fantasy, hot tubs, steam rooms and waterfall cascades. A car in the garden, with generous bench seats, and a folly tower with a studded door to enter if you dare
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Great idea, book me in pleases. Happy to provide cwtches to all those who fancies one | |||
"Im coming in to stand under the waterfall "The water's lovely | |||
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"I've got me cozzie at the ready "Cozzies are so last year daaahhling  | |||
"I've got me cozzie at the ready "cozzies? Where we're going we don't need cozzies! | |||
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"Does it have a beauty parlour? "It has whatever you want | |||
"Does it have a beauty parlour?
It has whatever you want "Even discreet nooks and crannies that us shy ones can hide in?? | |||
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"Does it have a beauty parlour?
It has whatever you want "Ok whips it off | |||
"Standing innocently by the studded Folly door, wondering what is inside......" have u tried knocking? | |||
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"Does it have a beauty parlour?
It has whatever you want
Even discreet nooks and crannies that us shy ones can hide in?? "It's even got fucks and trannies that the shy ones can hide in | |||
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"Knock knock....please may I come in? Xx "can i follow? | |||
"Can I enter the folly ? " Shall we go in together? Its a bit scarry, hold my hand! | |||
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"Can I enter the folly ? Shall we go in together? Its a bit scarry, hold my hand!" I though you said your hand  | |||
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"Can I enter the folly ? Shall we go in together? Its a bit scarry, hold my hand! I though you said your hand "O gosh, Im SO sorry! now you have a grip though, please dont let go.... | |||
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"Is there cake?
A"There may be apple pie, with cream.... | |||
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"I'm plonking my ass in the hot tub and refusing to get out "Sounds familiar!
* Cough 'cupids' cough !
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"How about kooks and grannies?" I'm a grannie | |||
"I'm plonking my ass in the hot tub and refusing to get out
Sounds familiar!
* Cough 'cupids' cough !
A"Haha, dunno what your talking about!!! | |||
"How about kooks and grannies? I'm a grannie "does that mean ur offering? X | |||
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"The champagne is flowing and the company exquisite. " Why thank you | |||
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"How about kooks and grannies? I'm a grannie
does that mean ur offering? X"To be your grannie? I'm not that old yet  | |||
"any room in the hot tub for me ? "for you I would build a hot tub | |||
"How about kooks and grannies? I'm a grannie
does that mean ur offering? X
To be your grannie? I'm not that old yet "no i mean for me to get cosy with xx | |||
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"Can I join in please "the hot tub is built and there is lots of room | |||
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"Can I join in please the hot tub is built and there is lots of room"Great budge up then | |||
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"Does it have a beauty parlour? "I'll happily wield the waxing strips Tina 
And I'm a dab hand with the make up brushes | |||
"Does it have a beauty parlour?
I'll happily wield the waxing strips Tina
And I'm a dab hand with the make up brushes "Yikes!  | |||
"How about kooks and grannies?" I'm a kookie granny | |||
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"I was lead by the genitals into the folly, and left there, naked, in the dark. When does it start being fun?" when someone grabs a hold of ya bobby dazzler | |||
"Gonna join cute in the dark room, sounds like a fun place to be "it sure could be.. have a good feel around | |||
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"You can find me in the gym trying to get rid of these love handles!! "yeah i best join you.. | |||
"Waterfall cascade for me " It's lovely. I've been under it for hours though and look like a prune | |||
"I was lead by the genitals into the folly, and left there, naked, in the dark. When does it start being fun?when someone grabs a hold of ya bobby dazzler "I've been here alone for hours! | |||
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"Can I just bend someone over the picnic table? Preferably a non hairy arsed person "When I've finished with Tina and my girls first waxing kit (it's a hello kitty one) I can guarantee she'll have a hair free arse. | |||
"Does it have a beauty parlour?
I'll happily wield the waxing strips Tina
And I'm a dab hand with the make up brushes
Yikes! "It'll be mah-vellos dahling, you'll love it. | |||
