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over a year ago
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"Good morning and Bore da everyone .
Todays special is Me 
Morning
And I'll have 2 of the specials I'm feeling greedy "
very good choice madam .I can give 1 then after a short break I will give you a second one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning and Bore da everyone .
Todays special is Me
Morning
And I'll have 2 of the specials I'm feeling greedy very good choice madam .I can give 1 then after a short break I will give you a second one "
What happens in the break  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning and Bore da everyone .
Todays special is Me
Morning
And I'll have 2 of the specials I'm feeling greedy very good choice madam .I can give 1 then after a short break I will give you a second one
What happens in the break "
You get your sweet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning and Bore da everyone .
Todays special is Me
Morning
And I'll have 2 of the specials I'm feeling greedy very good choice madam .I can give 1 then after a short break I will give you a second one
What happens in the break You get your sweet "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da. Can I just have a cwtch please? Not feeling 100% 
What's a cwtch 
It's a Welsh hug.
I'm not Welsh but can I have 1 of those, feeling tired now "
I think a group cwtch is in order... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bore da. Can I just have a cwtch please? Not feeling 100%
What's a cwtch
It's a Welsh hug.
I'm not Welsh but can I have 1 of those, feeling tired now "
Of course hugs and cwtches all round |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we naked or dressed
Well Im in bed and naked "
when we meet for a coffee and I give you a cwtch . I don't suppose you could be .....!! Nah probably not |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are we naked or dressed
Well Im in bed and naked when we meet for a coffee and I give you a cwtch . I don't suppose you could be .....!! Nah probably not "
lol No I could not, I'd either get arrested or sectioned Aberaeron is a very subdued little town lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we naked or dressed
Well Im in bed and naked when we meet for a coffee and I give you a cwtch . I don't suppose you could be .....!! Nah probably not
lol No I could not, I'd either get arrested or sectioned Aberaeron is a very subdued little town lol"
Oh ok . Worth a try |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are we naked or dressed
Well Im in bed and naked when we meet for a coffee and I give you a cwtch . I don't suppose you could be .....!! Nah probably not
lol No I could not, I'd either get arrested or sectioned Aberaeron is a very subdued little town lol Oh ok . Worth a try "
lol not long to go now. Is your passport up to date? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we naked or dressed
Well Im in bed and naked
I'm afraid I'm dressed No worries . After a hug maybe we will see
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You don't look very dressed on your avatar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we naked or dressed
Well Im in bed and naked when we meet for a coffee and I give you a cwtch . I don't suppose you could be .....!! Nah probably not
lol No I could not, I'd either get arrested or sectioned Aberaeron is a very subdued little town lol Oh ok . Worth a try
lol not long to go now. Is your passport up to date? "
lol yeah . Check |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we naked or dressed
Well Im in bed and naked
I'm afraid I'm dressed No worries . After a hug maybe we will see
You don't look very dressed on your avatar "
That's the after look lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning all. Strong coffee with warm milk on the side for me and one special in about an hour would be good  "
Coffee . Warm milk . And me are cumming up madam |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hot chocolate , straight up, with a nightall crushed into it please.... Now the damn birds are starting to sing. And this will be the third time I try and get some sleep..
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Its a backstreet cafe madam . Have a chocomilk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning and Bore da everyone .
Todays special is Me "
Morning x
I'll have the special x usual place in the quiet corner x
Cuddle x smooch n tea x
Perfect xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning and Bore da everyone .
Todays special is Me
Morning x
I'll have the special x usual place in the quiet corner x
Cuddle x smooch n tea x
Perfect xx "
All cumming your
Way gorgeous |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning all.... I just need a sleeping pill n some water. .. had a terrible nights sleep x No worries . All sleeping pills are on the menu
fantastic but 15mins for service whats going on!!!"
I had to pop out for chocomilk |
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"Morning all.... I just need a sleeping pill n some water. .. had a terrible nights sleep x No worries . All sleeping pills are on the menu
fantastic but 15mins for service whats going on!!! I had to pop out for chocomilk "
and I thought this cafe was always fully stocked n ready to go!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Morning all.... I just need a sleeping pill n some water. .. had a terrible nights sleep x No worries . All sleeping pills are on the menu
fantastic but 15mins for service whats going on!!! I had to pop out for chocomilk
and I thought this cafe was always fully stocked n ready to go! "
Nah . Thats just me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all
could I have a coffee please, white, no sugar and is there any toast on the go? xx yes . Brown or white
Think I'll have white today
take your time deciding. . Theres no rush!! "
Sorry , got a bit delayed window shopping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we naked or dressed
Well Im in bed and naked when we meet for a coffee and I give you a cwtch . I don't suppose you could be .....!! Nah probably not
lol No I could not, I'd either get arrested or sectioned Aberaeron is a very subdued little town lol"
Sorry legs I will make sure he's back on his lead when we come up to see you lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning am I too late "
Morning pp your never too late
Now then I'm only in for ten mins so a quick wizz round with the tea pot and miss WR will be along with the Welsh cakes and bara brith, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning am I too late
Morning pp your never too late
Now then I'm only in for ten mins so a quick wizz round with the tea pot and miss WR will be along with the Welsh cakes and bara brith, "
I'll have a coffee and one of your specials please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning am I too late
I think so... might as well make it self service its been so slow this morning!! "
What was your order Madame I will get it for you, the boss gets a bit flirty some mornings and forgets about customer satisfaction |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning am I too late
Morning pp your never too late
Now then I'm only in for ten mins so a quick wizz round with the tea pot and miss WR will be along with the Welsh cakes and bara brith,
I'll have a coffee and one of your specials please "
Coming right up sir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning am I too late
Morning pp your never too late
Now then I'm only in for ten mins so a quick wizz round with the tea pot and miss WR will be along with the Welsh cakes and bara brith,
I'll have a coffee and one of your specials please
Coming right up sir "
it is the morningglory special today |
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"Morning am I too late
I think so... might as well make it self service its been so slow this morning!!
What was your order Madame I will get it for you, the boss gets a bit flirty some mornings and forgets about customer satisfaction "
I just ordered water and sleeping tablets!!!
But im wide awake showered dressed and ready to start my day now..
The boss should learn how to satisfy ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning am I too late
Morning pp your never too late
Now then I'm only in for ten mins so a quick wizz round with the tea pot and miss WR will be along with the Welsh cakes and bara brith,
I'll have a coffee and one of your specials please
Coming right up sir
it is the morningglory special today "
Why yes it is and I see your all ready for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning am I too late
I think so... might as well make it self service its been so slow this morning!!
What was your order Madame I will get it for you, the boss gets a bit flirty some mornings and forgets about customer satisfaction
I just ordered water and sleeping tablets!!!
But im wide awake showered dressed and ready to start my day now..
The boss should learn how to satisfy ha ha "
I will do more training with him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning am I too late
Morning pp your never too late
Now then I'm only in for ten mins so a quick wizz round with the tea pot and miss WR will be along with the Welsh cakes and bara brith,
I'll have a coffee and one of your specials please
Coming right up sir
it is the morningglory special today
Why yes it is and I see your all ready for it "
I am indeed ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da pawb.
Yup im here, earlier than usual.
Ready to look after all you fine fabsters.
Right, whos next?
Xx "
Woohoo I'm so glad your in I have to dash of to work
Have a great day, pp is having the waitress special today Mwah
Oh and the boss has done nothing but flirt today so half the orders haven't gone out pfft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da pawb.
Yup im here, earlier than usual.
Ready to look after all you fine fabsters.
Right, whos next?
Xx
Woohoo I'm so glad your in I have to dash of to work
Have a great day, pp is having the waitress special today Mwah
Oh and the boss has done nothing but flirt today so half the orders haven't gone out pfft "
Off you go. I will keep an eye on here.
Pp. Waitress special on its way.
X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da pawb.
Yup im here, earlier than usual.
Ready to look after all you fine fabsters.
Right, whos next?
Xx
Woohoo I'm so glad your in I have to dash of to work
Have a great day, pp is having the waitress special today Mwah
Oh and the boss has done nothing but flirt today so half the orders haven't gone out pfft
Off you go. I will keep an eye on here.
Pp. Waitress special on its way.
X "
Oh goody |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's on the specials board this morning lovely Ms Welsh "
Bore da
We have fruity Welsh cake (bara brith)
There are a couple of missmo's famous muffins
A full Welsh breakfast.
Actually you can have whatever you wish.
Xxx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's on the specials board this morning lovely Ms Welsh
Bore da
We have fruity Welsh cake (bara brith)
There are a couple of missmo's famous muffins
A full Welsh breakfast.
Actually you can have whatever you wish.
Xxx
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can i have u bent over my table? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's on the specials board this morning lovely Ms Welsh
Bore da
We have fruity Welsh cake (bara brith)
There are a couple of missmo's famous muffins
A full Welsh breakfast.
Actually you can have whatever you wish.
Xxx
"
Ooooooo now there's an offer........... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da pawb.
Yup im here, earlier than usual.
Ready to look after all you fine fabsters.
Right, whos next?
Xx
Woohoo I'm so glad your in I have to dash of to work
Have a great day, pp is having the waitress special today Mwah
Oh and the boss has done nothing but flirt today so half the orders haven't gone out pfft
Off you go. I will keep an eye on here.
Pp. Waitress special on its way.
X
Oh goody "
Do ya want a bit of sauce with it? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's on the specials board this morning lovely Ms Welsh
Bore da
We have fruity Welsh cake (bara brith)
There are a couple of missmo's famous muffins
A full Welsh breakfast.
Actually you can have whatever you wish.
Xxx
Ooooooo now there's an offer........... "
I aim to please. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da pawb.
Yup im here, earlier than usual.
Ready to look after all you fine fabsters.
Right, whos next?
Xx
Woohoo I'm so glad your in I have to dash of to work
Have a great day, pp is having the waitress special today Mwah
Oh and the boss has done nothing but flirt today so half the orders haven't gone out pfft
Off you go. I will keep an eye on here.
Pp. Waitress special on its way.
X
Oh goody
Do ya want a bit of sauce with it? Xx "
it would be rude not to  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's on the specials board this morning lovely Ms Welsh
Bore da
We have fruity Welsh cake (bara brith)
There are a couple of missmo's famous muffins
A full Welsh breakfast.
Actually you can have whatever you wish.
Xxx
can i have u bent over my table? X"
If you can hold on til I have finished my shift here? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da pawb.
Yup im here, earlier than usual.
Ready to look after all you fine fabsters.
Right, whos next?
Xx
Woohoo I'm so glad your in I have to dash of to work
Have a great day, pp is having the waitress special today Mwah
Oh and the boss has done nothing but flirt today so half the orders haven't gone out pfft
Off you go. I will keep an eye on here.
Pp. Waitress special on its way.
X
Oh goody
Do ya want a bit of sauce with it? Xx
it would be rude not to "
Fruity? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's on the specials board this morning lovely Ms Welsh
Bore da
We have fruity Welsh cake (bara brith)
There are a couple of missmo's famous muffins
A full Welsh breakfast.
Actually you can have whatever you wish.
Xxx
can i have u bent over my table? X
If you can hold on til I have finished my shift here? X "
hold onto what? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's on the specials board this morning lovely Ms Welsh
Bore da
We have fruity Welsh cake (bara brith)
There are a couple of missmo's famous muffins
A full Welsh breakfast.
Actually you can have whatever you wish.
Xxx
can i have u bent over my table? X
If you can hold on til I have finished my shift here? X
hold onto what? "
Now that, young man is entirely up to you. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da pawb.
Yup im here, earlier than usual.
Ready to look after all you fine fabsters.
Right, whos next?
Xx
Woohoo I'm so glad your in I have to dash of to work
Have a great day, pp is having the waitress special today Mwah
Oh and the boss has done nothing but flirt today so half the orders haven't gone out pfft
Off you go. I will keep an eye on here.
Pp. Waitress special on its way.
X
Oh goody
Do ya want a bit of sauce with it? Xx
it would be rude not to
Fruity? X"
you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da pawb.
Yup im here, earlier than usual.
Ready to look after all you fine fabsters.
Right, whos next?
Xx
Woohoo I'm so glad your in I have to dash of to work
Have a great day, pp is having the waitress special today Mwah
Oh and the boss has done nothing but flirt today so half the orders haven't gone out pfft
Off you go. I will keep an eye on here.
Pp. Waitress special on its way.
X
Oh goody
Do ya want a bit of sauce with it? Xx
it would be rude not to
Fruity? X
you are "
Oh I can be. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's on the specials board this morning lovely Ms Welsh
Bore da
We have fruity Welsh cake (bara brith)
There are a couple of missmo's famous muffins
A full Welsh breakfast.
Actually you can have whatever you wish.
Xxx
can i have u bent over my table? X
If you can hold on til I have finished my shift here? X
hold onto what?
Now that, young man is entirely up to you. X "
well come.here I'll hold ur baps for u! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's on the specials board this morning lovely Ms Welsh
Bore da
We have fruity Welsh cake (bara brith)
There are a couple of missmo's famous muffins
A full Welsh breakfast.
Actually you can have whatever you wish.
Xxx
can i have u bent over my table? X
If you can hold on til I have finished my shift here? X
hold onto what?
Now that, young man is entirely up to you. X
well come.here I'll hold ur baps for u! Xx"
Thank you kindly. X |
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over a year ago
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"Right folks, my shift is over. Self service now.
Help yourselves to anything you like.
Have a fab day y'all. Xxx"
what do you mean help yourself . Its my cafe yer cheeky mare xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right folks, my shift is over. Self service now.
Help yourselves to anything you like.
Have a fab day y'all. Xxx what do you mean help yourself . Its my cafe yer cheeky mare xx"
Too late now, shelves are bare. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right folks, my shift is over. Self service now.
Help yourselves to anything you like.
Have a fab day y'all. Xxx what do you mean help yourself . Its my cafe yer cheeky mare xx"
Well theres no one here to look after them so self service it is. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right folks, my shift is over. Self service now.
Help yourselves to anything you like.
Have a fab day y'all. Xxx what do you mean help yourself . Its my cafe yer cheeky mare xx
Too late now, shelves are bare. "
Shame its just the shelves. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right folks, my shift is over. Self service now.
Help yourselves to anything you like.
Have a fab day y'all. Xxx what do you mean help yourself . Its my cafe yer cheeky mare xx
Too late now, shelves are bare.
Shame its just the shelves. Xx "
something else you'd like bare? Do tell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Right folks, my shift is over. Self service now.
Help yourselves to anything you like.
Have a fab day y'all. Xxx what do you mean help yourself . Its my cafe yer cheeky mare xx
Too late now, shelves are bare.
Shame its just the shelves. Xx "
I will reward you you kniw that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right folks, my shift is over. Self service now.
Help yourselves to anything you like.
Have a fab day y'all. Xxx what do you mean help yourself . Its my cafe yer cheeky mare xx
Too late now, shelves are bare.
Shame its just the shelves. Xx something else you'd like bare? Do tell "
i would say however i dont like being slapped |
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"Right folks, my shift is over. Self service now.
Help yourselves to anything you like.
Have a fab day y'all. Xxx what do you mean help yourself . Its my cafe yer cheeky mare xx
Too late now, shelves are bare.
Shame its just the shelves. Xx something else you'd like bare? Do tell "
Just love a bare chested man. Actually come to think about it why stop at the chest?
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"Right folks, my shift is over. Self service now.
Help yourselves to anything you like.
Have a fab day y'all. Xxx what do you mean help yourself . Its my cafe yer cheeky mare xx
Too late now, shelves are bare.
Shame its just the shelves. Xx something else you'd like bare? Do tell
Just love a bare chested man. Actually come to think about it why stop at the chest?
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im bare lol laying on my bed lol |
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"Good morning and Bore da everyone .
Todays special is Me "
So after ive devoured you mr toshn....can i please have some warm crossiants and best butter |
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