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There's an Elephant in the Room.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Offer it a drink and ask where it got its shoes from?"
Compliment her on her trunk...?!
Currently picturing an elephant holding a wine glass with her trunk and making flirty eyes.  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Offer it a drink and ask where it got its shoes from?
Compliment her on her trunk...?!
Currently picturing an elephant holding a wine glass with her trunk and making flirty eyes. "
They do have rather long eyelashes......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Offer it a drink and ask where it got its shoes from?Where the fuck would you get Elephant shoes from? Do they even wear shoes?  "
Oh, we're talking REAL elephant. In that case I'd give it a donut  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Offer it a drink and ask where it got its shoes from?
Compliment her on her trunk...?!
Currently picturing an elephant holding a wine glass with her trunk and making flirty eyes. "
holding a red,shiny handbag. I must have seen this somewhere  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Offer it a drink and ask where it got its shoes from?
Compliment her on her trunk...?!
Currently picturing an elephant holding a wine glass with her trunk and making flirty eyes.
holding a red,shiny handbag. I must have seen this somewhere "
Disney I suspect....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you do?
Avoid it at all costs?
Start a stampede?
Face it head on?
Societies Elephants are...? "
Feed it buns! Elephants have long memories so I would fee it buns and hop it liked the last person to fee it buns. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What do you do?
Avoid it at all costs?
Start a stampede?
Face it head on?
Societies Elephants are...?
Feed it buns! Elephants have long memories so I would fee it buns and hop it liked the last person to fee it buns. "
Would there be a bun fight?, I quite like those....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you do?
Avoid it at all costs?
Start a stampede?
Face it head on?
Societies Elephants are...?
Feed it buns! Elephants have long memories so I would fee it buns and hop it liked the last person to fee it buns. Would there be a bun fight?, I quite like those.... "
No they don't fight with them they suck them up with their trunk and pop them in their mouth hopefully. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What do you do?
Avoid it at all costs?
Start a stampede?
Face it head on?
Societies Elephants are...?
Feed it buns! Elephants have long memories so I would fee it buns and hop it liked the last person to fee it buns. Would there be a bun fight?, I quite like those....
No they don't fight with them they suck them up with their trunk and pop them in their mouth hopefully. "
Wouldn't that smudge their lippy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you do?
Avoid it at all costs?
Start a stampede?
Face it head on?
Societies Elephants are...? "
interestingly, to me anyway, I'm trying to think what elephants society has now and largely what i can come up with are issues that were past elephants that may be topics which lead to polarisation now but aren't unacknowledged elephants anymore. the include sexual orientation, other than mainstream sexual lifestyle choices, porn, drugs, discrimination based on race, gender, health social class etc, poverty, human rights, domestic abuse, child neglect, molestation, or molestation...... and on and on. i am struggling to find anything that's an actual elephant in society. that actually makes me wonder if that's a good thing or a bad thing.  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What do you do?
Avoid it at all costs?
Start a stampede?
Face it head on?
Societies Elephants are...?
interestingly, to me anyway, I'm trying to think what elephants society has now and largely what i can come up with are issues that were past elephants that may be topics which lead to polarisation now but aren't unacknowledged elephants anymore. the include sexual orientation, other than mainstream sexual lifestyle choices, porn, drugs, discrimination based on race, gender, health social class etc, poverty, human rights, domestic abuse, child neglect, molestation, or molestation...... and on and on. i am struggling to find anything that's an actual elephant in society. that actually makes me wonder if that's a good thing or a bad thing. "
I think they all can be, depending on which part of society you ask.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you do?
Avoid it at all costs?
Start a stampede?
Face it head on?
Societies Elephants are...?
interestingly, to me anyway, I'm trying to think what elephants society has now and largely what i can come up with are issues that were past elephants that may be topics which lead to polarisation now but aren't unacknowledged elephants anymore. the include sexual orientation, other than mainstream sexual lifestyle choices, porn, drugs, discrimination based on race, gender, health social class etc, poverty, human rights, domestic abuse, child neglect, molestation, or molestation...... and on and on. i am struggling to find anything that's an actual elephant in society. that actually makes me wonder if that's a good thing or a bad thing. I think they all can be, depending on which part of society you ask. "
good point, or which society you ask. we in the west may not have certain elephants which are very 'real' in... say.....syria or the developing countries. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am higher than a motherfuker right now, do you ever just lie there an think about shit, weird isn't it. Dammmmm girl"
Can you see an elephant in the room? |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I am higher than a motherfuker right now, do you ever just lie there an think about shit, weird isn't it. Dammmmm girl
Can you see an elephant in the room? "
I was gonna say hes riding the fucker, but best not on a swingers site. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am higher than a motherfuker right now, do you ever just lie there an think about shit, weird isn't it. Dammmmm girl
Can you see an elephant in the room? I was gonna say hes riding the fucker, but best not on a swingers site. "
I can see a trunk no body tho |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"What do you do?
Avoid it at all costs?
Start a stampede?
Face it head on?
Societies Elephants are...?
interestingly, to me anyway, I'm trying to think what elephants society has now and largely what i can come up with are issues that were past elephants that may be topics which lead to polarisation now but aren't unacknowledged elephants anymore. the include sexual orientation, other than mainstream sexual lifestyle choices, porn, drugs, discrimination based on race, gender, health social class etc, poverty, human rights, domestic abuse, child neglect, molestation, or molestation...... and on and on. i am struggling to find anything that's an actual elephant in society. that actually makes me wonder if that's a good thing or a bad thing. I think they all can be, depending on which part of society you ask.
good point, or which society you ask. we in the west may not have certain elephants which are very 'real' in... say.....syria or the developing countries. "
This is true. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's only one Elephant in the societal room and no one will mention it in the media and especially politics, as it means instant career death.
People all over the world need to stop breeding quite so much, as most of the global problems we face are caused by overpopulation.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's only one Elephant in the societal room and no one will mention it in the media and especially politics, as it means instant career death.
People all over the world need to stop breeding quite so much, as most of the global problems we face are caused by overpopulation.
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I know it's controversial but I always though China had the right idea restricting couples to 1 child.
As for Dave the wino elephant, i'm in stitches. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you do?
Avoid it at all costs?
Start a stampede?
Face it head on?
Societies Elephants are...? "
Face it head on...what else am I supposed to do it's in the room |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are no elephants in this room.
I looked.
There are two cats and I found a spider and an ant, but no elephants.
I'd like a likac one so I'm disappointed."
There were colourful elephants all over Norwich town centre last week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are no elephants in this room.
I looked.
There are two cats and I found a spider and an ant, but no elephants.
I'd like a likac one so I'm disappointed.
There were colourful elephants all over Norwich town centre last week "
Whaaaat?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are no elephants in this room.
I looked.
There are two cats and I found a spider and an ant, but no elephants.
I'd like a likac one so I'm disappointed.
There were colourful elephants all over Norwich town centre last week
Whaaaat?! "
Maybe pink ones? |
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interesting facts about an elephants penis
An elephant's penis can grow four to five feet long, nearly the size of full grown adults to put that in perspective, and has many uses besides reproduction. Because of their large size, it's necessary to have an extremely large penis for mating purposes.
However, what is interesting about these animals is how they use it in other aspects of daily life. When reaching for food at a tough angle or even just out of laziness, the elephant will purposefully erect their penis and use it as support. By doing this they maintain the stability they lose when reaching off balance.
Their penises are also used to swat annoying flies away from their sides when they can't reach or are too busy. Also, when an elephant has an itch on their stomach they simply swing their penis around to scratch it!
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"interesting facts about an elephants penis
An elephant's penis can grow four to five feet long, nearly the size of full grown adults to put that in perspective, and has many uses besides reproduction. Because of their large size, it's necessary to have an extremely large penis for mating purposes.
However, what is interesting about these animals is how they use it in other aspects of daily life. When reaching for food at a tough angle or even just out of laziness, the elephant will purposefully erect their penis and use it as support. By doing this they maintain the stability they lose when reaching off balance.
Their penises are also used to swat annoying flies away from their sides when they can't reach or are too busy. Also, when an elephant has an itch on their stomach they simply swing their penis around to scratch it!
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i want an elephant now lol |
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