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"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that A make me feel a little ill B make me feel f**cked!! Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize! " | |||
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"No idea what burpies are?" Had to google it , go on YouTube they show you how to do them. | |||
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"To whom it may concern, Can we see a glimpse at the social please? Thanking you, Dearest Pops x" On ya bike pops  | |||
"Great way to tone and build muscle without using any weights. You'll thank him soon enough x" We use 4 kilo dumb bells when doing these dreadfall things | |||
"No idea what burpies are? Had to google it , go on YouTube they show you how to do them. " Omg I'll need some tena before trying those | |||
"No idea what burpies are? Had to google it , go on YouTube they show you how to do them. Omg I'll need some tena before trying those " me too | |||
"To whom it may concern, Can we see a glimpse at the social please? Thanking you, Dearest Pops x On ya bike pops "Is the destination Kent by the seaside?  | |||
"No idea what burpies are? Had to google it , go on YouTube they show you how to do them. Omg I'll need some tena before trying those
me too "Talk about watersports gone kinky. | |||
"No idea what burpies are? Had to google it , go on YouTube they show you how to do them. Omg I'll need some tena before trying those
me too
Talk about watersports gone kinky.
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"No idea what burpies are? Had to google it , go on YouTube they show you how to do them. Omg I'll need some tena before trying those
me too
Talk about watersports gone kinky.
"Good for first timers at least. | |||
"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that A make me feel a little ill B make me feel f**cked!! Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize! " Can I ask a couple of questions i) what you re wearing to the gym,? If its tight lycra leggings with a figure hugging top little or nothing underneath,,,, ii) is your trainer male,? If the answer to ii) is male and the answer to i) is yes No I can t figure out why he has you prostrate on the floor thrusting your legs then jumping up no can t for the minute guess why ,, | |||
"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that A make me feel a little ill B make me feel f**cked!! Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize! " no... anyone who has had to go thru physio will tell you that physiotherapists are in fact the devils best friends.... physical trainers are merely apprentices... | |||
"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that A make me feel a little ill B make me feel f**cked!! Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize! Can I ask a couple of questions i) what you re wearing to the gym,? If its tight lycra leggings with a figure hugging top little or nothing underneath,,,, ii) is your trainer male,? If the answer to ii) is male and the answer to i) is yes No I can t figure out why he has you prostrate on the floor thrusting your legs then jumping up no can t for the minute guess why ,, "Now why didn't I think of this
Yes I wear lyrca gym leggings and matching top... And yes he is male! A young fit one at that | |||
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"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that A make me feel a little ill B make me feel f**cked!! Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize! Can I ask a couple of questions i) what you re wearing to the gym,? If its tight lycra leggings with a figure hugging top little or nothing underneath,,,, ii) is your trainer male,? If the answer to ii) is male and the answer to i) is yes No I can t figure out why he has you prostrate on the floor thrusting your legs then jumping up no can t for the minute guess why ,,
Now why didn't I think of this
Yes I wear lyrca gym leggings and matching top... And yes he is male! A young fit one at that "Well I think I ve solved the case then,, What was it Sherlock Holmes said to Dr Watson, ?. . . . Ahhh my dear Watson,,,,, " phwoar,,,, cop a load of that," ,   | |||
"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that A make me feel a little ill B make me feel f**cked!! Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize! Can I ask a couple of questions i) what you re wearing to the gym,? If its tight lycra leggings with a figure hugging top little or nothing underneath,,,, ii) is your trainer male,? If the answer to ii) is male and the answer to i) is yes No I can t figure out why he has you prostrate on the floor thrusting your legs then jumping up no can t for the minute guess why ,,
Now why didn't I think of this
Yes I wear lyrca gym leggings and matching top... And yes he is male! A young fit one at that
Well I think I ve solved the case then,,
What was it Sherlock Holmes said to Dr Watson, ?.
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Ahhh my dear Watson,,,,, " phwoar,,,, cop a load of that," , "Nah I'm still going with the idea that he is the devils offspring! I look far from phwoar when working out..... Trust me | |||
"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that A make me feel a little ill B make me feel f**cked!! Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize! " I think they take lessons in being Sadistic Bastards... Mine def does  lol | |||
"Why does my personal trainer make me do things that A make me feel a little ill B make me feel f**cked!! Burpies or whatever they might be called are the works of the devil!! And should be banned as a form of physical excersize! I think they take lessons in being Sadistic Bastards... Mine def does lol"I totally agree with you... | |||
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