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What would you like, right now?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm sat at my computer, experiencing paperwork-associated mental numbness...
The warmth of the sun and the blueness of the sky is doing a fab job of distracting me...and causing me to consider what I'd prefer to be doing right now..
I've thought about ice creams of various flavours, beaches in different countries...but ultimately, what I'd absolutely love right now is.....
A hot, oily, sensual full body massage...a happy ended would be a bonus!!
Ah, one can dream!
What would you like, right now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cuddle failing that a big tub of Ben and jerrys caramel chew chew defo cant beat a cutch/cuddle never had ben n Jerry's"
you never? Me, ben and jerry is my favourite 3some  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cuddle failing that a big tub of Ben and jerrys caramel chew chew defo cant beat a cutch/cuddle never had ben n Jerry's
you never? Me, ben and jerry is my favourite 3some "
Nope everyones told me to taste it just keep forgetting to buy it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties."
Having just gazed upon your new avatar--I've discovered another delicious beauty i'd like to swing by and sample...just for a few moments. I'm not a greedy man - just one that hopes to experience some of the finer things this fleeting life offers.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties.
Having just gazed upon your new avatar--I've discovered another delicious beauty i'd like to swing by and sample...just for a few moments. I'm not a greedy man - just one that hopes to experience some of the finer things this fleeting life offers. "
Aww shucks  lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sitting on the river bank, warm sun on my skin watching the boats go by, whilst I intwine my fingers around the hair of the incredibly hot guy whose head is resting on my lap..... 
well I can dream can't I!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My family to stop falling out and leaving me stuck in the middle! None of the fall outs are anything to do with me and I refuse to pick sides in somebody else's row.   |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"Pear Sorbet or Ice Cream
Where on earth can you get pear sorbet?
Sounds lush!
A"
my sister makes it... think from a Jamie Oliver recipe
and a lot of Ice cream parlours abroad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pear Sorbet or Ice Cream
Where on earth can you get pear sorbet?
Sounds lush!
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my sister makes it... think from a Jamie Oliver recipe
and a lot of Ice cream parlours abroad"
should have read the whole thread before asking my question  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Cold beer in the sun and some outdoor sex would go down a treat.
Waves
Do you have cold beer?"
Not only do I have cold beer but I also have a cool box and some of those blue efforts in the freezer to keep said beer at optimal drinking temperature. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cold beer in the sun and some outdoor sex would go down a treat.
Waves
Do you have cold beer?
Not only do I have cold beer but I also have a cool box and some of those blue efforts in the freezer to keep said beer at optimal drinking temperature."
You're hired! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pudding.
And some really naughty group sex
May I be a part of this group pweeeeeaaaassseeee...?
Bring a freind "
Any lads or ladies want to join me in pleasure the lovely bexxxx?
There may be cakes during the mid orgy intervals! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Cold beer in the sun and some outdoor sex would go down a treat.
Waves
Do you have cold beer?
Not only do I have cold beer but I also have a cool box and some of those blue efforts in the freezer to keep said beer at optimal drinking temperature.
You're hired!"
Well, since your chest hair appears to have grown back...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A damn good fuck be nice. Or get a bit naughty up in Hyde Park again.
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wear the shirt like you have in your avatar pic & I'll ditch the riverbank in favor of Hyde Park |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A damn good fuck be nice. Or get a bit naughty up in Hyde Park again.
wear the shirt like you have in your avatar pic & I'll ditch the riverbank in favor of Hyde Park "
Consider it done.
...shall i wait for you to inbox me?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A damn good fuck be nice. Or get a bit naughty up in Hyde Park again.
wear the shirt like you have in your avatar pic & I'll ditch the riverbank in favor of Hyde Park
Consider it done.
...shall i wait for you to inbox me?
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Having a problem untwining my fingers! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A damn good fuck be nice. Or get a bit naughty up in Hyde Park again.
wear the shirt like you have in your avatar pic & I'll ditch the riverbank in favor of Hyde Park
Consider it done.
...shall i wait for you to inbox me?
Having a problem untwining my fingers!"
Do you require some lubricant?
I also possess a throbbing cock in need of stimulation should there be any excess remaining on your fingers... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A damn good fuck be nice. Or get a bit naughty up in Hyde Park again.
wear the shirt like you have in your avatar pic & I'll ditch the riverbank in favor of Hyde Park
Consider it done.
...shall i wait for you to inbox me?
Having a problem untwining my fingers!"
What's happened to your fingers? Are theu webbed?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A damn good fuck be nice. Or get a bit naughty up in Hyde Park again.
wear the shirt like you have in your avatar pic & I'll ditch the riverbank in favor of Hyde Park
Consider it done.
...shall i wait for you to inbox me?
Having a problem untwining my fingers!
What's happened to your fingers? Are theu webbed?
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Lol, they're in my imaginary hot man's hair!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties."
I got the Cornettos, now id like a teleportation machine. |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties.
I got the Cornettos, now id like a teleportation machine."
But what if it went wrong like in the fly and you transformed on a cornetto?
Saying that I'd still lick you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties.
I got the Cornettos, now id like a teleportation machine.
But what if it went wrong like in the fly and you transformed on a cornetto?
Saying that I'd still lick you x"
Even if you we're risking me vomiting on you like in the fly.
Just bite the chocolately bit off the bottom. Safer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A damn good fuck be nice. Or get a bit naughty up in Hyde Park again.
wear the shirt like you have in your avatar pic & I'll ditch the riverbank in favor of Hyde Park
Consider it done.
...shall i wait for you to inbox me?
Having a problem untwining my fingers!
What's happened to your fingers? Are theu webbed?
Lol, they're in my imaginary hot man's hair!!"
Well, i'm growing my hair again. So, can make it reality...
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties.
I got the Cornettos, now id like a teleportation machine.
But what if it went wrong like in the fly and you transformed on a cornetto?
Saying that I'd still lick you x
Even if you we're risking me vomiting on you like in the fly.
Just bite the chocolately bit off the bottom. Safer."
And how do you know that I'm not into the old Roman showering? (Don't answer that)
I do like to bite the bottom off and give the cornetto a good suck every now and again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties.
I got the Cornettos, now id like a teleportation machine.
But what if it went wrong like in the fly and you transformed on a cornetto?
Saying that I'd still lick you x
Even if you we're risking me vomiting on you like in the fly.
Just bite the chocolately bit off the bottom. Safer.
And how do you know that I'm not into the old Roman showering? (Don't answer that)
I do like to bite the bottom off and give the cornetto a good suck every now and again "
Every good home should have an ensuite, a conservatory and a vomitarium.
,;) |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"A cheesecake cornetto. Gonna swing by Tesco and see of I can procure some of these delicious sounding diminutive iced beauties.
I got the Cornettos, now id like a teleportation machine.
But what if it went wrong like in the fly and you transformed on a cornetto?
Saying that I'd still lick you x
Even if you we're risking me vomiting on you like in the fly.
Just bite the chocolately bit off the bottom. Safer.
And how do you know that I'm not into the old Roman showering? (Don't answer that)
I do like to bite the bottom off and give the cornetto a good suck every now and again
Every good home should have an ensuite, a conservatory and a vomitarium.
,;)"
my house only has one of those, I guess my conservatory could be used as all 3 though. I don't think I much fancy taking a dump in it though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well the Cheesecake Cornetto was a crushing disappointment. Wasn't even close to being like ice cream, was some cheap whipped mousse and im not remotely exaggerating when I say it was the size of a thimble.
Next time is see Mr Walls I will shove one of the never to be eaten cornettos up his jacksie.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well the Cheesecake Cornetto was a crushing disappointment. Wasn't even close to being like ice cream, was some cheap whipped mousse and im not remotely exaggerating when I say it was the size of a thimble.
Next time is see Mr Walls I will shove one of the never to be eaten cornettos up his jacksie.
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If it's that small, you might wanna shove a few more up there if you want him to really feel your displeasure!
If I can accommodate a thimble, without having to squeal or even wince! |
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I'm sat at my computer, experiencing paperwork-associated mental numbness...
The warmth of the sun and the blueness of the sky is doing a fab job of distracting me...and causing me to consider what I'd prefer to be doing right now..
I've thought about ice creams of various flavours, beaches in different countries...but ultimately, what I'd absolutely love right now is.....
A hot, oily, sensual full body massage...a happy ended would be a bonus!!
Ah, one can dream!
What would you like, right now?"
I always feel like I'm laying on the beach being kissed by the sun when I have a hot stone message.......best of both works |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm sat at my computer, experiencing paperwork-associated mental numbness...
The warmth of the sun and the blueness of the sky is doing a fab job of distracting me...and causing me to consider what I'd prefer to be doing right now..
I've thought about ice creams of various flavours, beaches in different countries...but ultimately, what I'd absolutely love right now is.....
A hot, oily, sensual full body massage...a happy ended would be a bonus!!
Ah, one can dream!
What would you like, right now?
I always feel like I'm laying on the beach being kissed by the sun when I have a hot stone message.......best of both works "
Have never had a hot stone massage... I may have to modify my dream a little...sounds rather delightful...particularly the liberated feeling that comes from being completely naked under the sky... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice
red or brown sauce
I don't mind..I'm easy "
no comment im a hp sauce man myself care to join me just need to bang some weights |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice
Oh I like the sound of that... A man that's a bit rough around the edges... "
bugger im as smooth as silk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice
red or brown sauce
I don't mind..I'm easy
no comment im a hp sauce man myself care to join me just need to bang some weights "
Better hurry up then I'm starving |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice
red or brown sauce
I don't mind..I'm easy
no comment im a hp sauce man myself care to join me just need to bang some weights
Better hurry up then I'm starving "
Completely unrelated to your breakfast needs, Dark edges but you have very beautiful hands.
Alas I'm not stocky, tattooed nor do I have HP sauce stockpiled...cest la vie... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice
red or brown sauce
I don't mind..I'm easy
no comment im a hp sauce man myself care to join me just need to bang some weights
Better hurry up then I'm starving
Completely unrelated to your breakfast needs, Dark edges but you have very beautiful hands.
Alas I'm not stocky, tattooed nor do I have HP sauce stockpiled...cest la vie..."
Can you cook? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Paper work associated mental numbness
I have this
Is there a cure ?  "
I'm hoping it's a long, sensual oily massage with a hint of eroticism....but until I've been 'treated', I can only speculate/dream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice
red or brown sauce
I don't mind..I'm easy
no comment im a hp sauce man myself care to join me just need to bang some weights
Better hurry up then I'm starving
Completely unrelated to your breakfast needs, Dark edges but you have very beautiful hands.
Alas I'm not stocky, tattooed nor do I have HP sauce stockpiled...cest la vie...
Can you cook? "
I can deep fry...make poached eggs as well as a decent beans on toast... Not exactly Michelin star material though!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice
red or brown sauce
I don't mind..I'm easy
no comment im a hp sauce man myself care to join me just need to bang some weights
Better hurry up then I'm starving "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice
red or brown sauce
I don't mind..I'm easy
no comment im a hp sauce man myself care to join me just need to bang some weights
Better hurry up then I'm starving
Completely unrelated to your breakfast needs, Dark edges but you have very beautiful hands.
Alas I'm not stocky, tattooed nor do I have HP sauce stockpiled...cest la vie...
Can you cook?
I can deep fry...make poached eggs as well as a decent beans on toast... Not exactly Michelin star material though!! "
I think a cafes the best bet then lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice
red or brown sauce
I don't mind..I'm easy
no comment im a hp sauce man myself care to join me just need to bang some weights
Better hurry up then I'm starving
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice
red or brown sauce
I don't mind..I'm easy
no comment im a hp sauce man myself care to join me just need to bang some weights
Better hurry up then I'm starving
Completely unrelated to your breakfast needs, Dark edges but you have very beautiful hands.
Alas I'm not stocky, tattooed nor do I have HP sauce stockpiled...cest la vie...
Can you cook?
I can deep fry...make poached eggs as well as a decent beans on toast... Not exactly Michelin star material though!!
I think a cafes the best bet then lol "
Such big dreams!!!
With my cooking skills, ill man the till, or sink! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice
red or brown sauce
I don't mind..I'm easy
no comment im a hp sauce man myself care to join me just need to bang some weights
Better hurry up then I'm starving
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it a bacon buttie all you require
will that be all hurry im just going in the office |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice
red or brown sauce
I don't mind..I'm easy
no comment im a hp sauce man myself care to join me just need to bang some weights
Better hurry up then I'm starving
it a bacon buttie all you require
will that be all hurry im just going in the office "
Coffee to wash it down too please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice
red or brown sauce
I don't mind..I'm easy
no comment im a hp sauce man myself care to join me just need to bang some weights
Better hurry up then I'm starving
it a bacon buttie all you require
will that be all hurry im just going in the office
Coffee to wash it down too please "
Cream.and sugar x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice
red or brown sauce
I don't mind..I'm easy
no comment im a hp sauce man myself care to join me just need to bang some weights
Better hurry up then I'm starving
it a bacon buttie all you require
will that be all hurry im just going in the office
Coffee to wash it down too please
Cream.and sugar x "
Ooh cream!? Posh..yes please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big man with muscles to pop round with a bacon buttie would be nice
red or brown sauce
I don't mind..I'm easy
no comment im a hp sauce man myself care to join me just need to bang some weights
Better hurry up then I'm starving
it a bacon buttie all you require
will that be all hurry im just going in the office
Coffee to wash it down too please
Cream.and sugar x
Ooh cream!? Posh..yes please "
posh is that not the norm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would love to have a tall beautiful girl lying next to me with gorgeous eyes snogging my face off this morning and then slowly moving on top of me for more..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would like to forgo being a good man with a conscience and an overriding sense of right and wrong, in order to extract righteous revenge and still sleep easily at night.
So I'll be happy with an ice cream then.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone to come and do my laundry and deliver the Avon catalogues that are currently sitting in my front room. Then for someone to drive me and the Blakester down to the OH's so I don't have to do the 100 mile drive!
Oh and a massage would be quite nice too!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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id love a lazy day with him - starting with us waking up together slowly caressing each other and having some amazing sex - then see where the day took us |
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By *rben112Man
over a year ago
worcester |
"A cuddle failing that a big tub of Ben and jerrys caramel chew chew defo cant beat a cutch/cuddle never had ben n Jerry's
you never? Me, ben and jerry is my favourite 3some "
would like to be looking for jerry to join me with callybdsmcouple  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please "
I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please
I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for... "
Deal. I only have baby oil, is that ok? Mine is the last house on the left. I'll leave the door open |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please
I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for...
Deal. I only have baby oil, is that ok? Mine is the last house on the left. I'll leave the door open "
You live in Balamory? I thought you were Welsh?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please
I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for...
Deal. I only have baby oil, is that ok? Mine is the last house on the left. I'll leave the door open "
I'll be the naked guy with the throbbing member climbing up your stairs carrying a tray full of French patisserie items |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please
I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for...
Deal. I only have baby oil, is that ok? Mine is the last house on the left. I'll leave the door open
I'll be the naked guy with the throbbing member climbing up your stairs carrying a tray full of French patisserie items "
Don't you spill any on my stairs. I'm starving |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please
I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for...
Deal. I only have baby oil, is that ok? Mine is the last house on the left. I'll leave the door open
I'll be the naked guy with the throbbing member climbing up your stairs carrying a tray full of French patisserie items
Don't you spill any on my stairs. I'm starving "
I'll be as careful as I can, may make it two trips, just in case... Plus it'll give you a chance two perve on my bottom, twice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please
I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for...
Deal. I only have baby oil, is that ok? Mine is the last house on the left. I'll leave the door open
I'll be the naked guy with the throbbing member climbing up your stairs carrying a tray full of French patisserie items
Don't you spill any on my stairs. I'm starving
I'll be as careful as I can, may make it two trips, just in case... Plus it'll give you a chance two perve on my bottom, twice "
Ohhh I like the sound of that |
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"Black coffee, croisants with strawberry jam, yougurt with strawberries and raspberries served by a tall handsome topless man. Please
I'll do it - if you give my achey body a long oily sensual massage it so yearns for...
Deal. I only have baby oil, is that ok? Mine is the last house on the left. I'll leave the door open
I'll be the naked guy with the throbbing member climbing up your stairs carrying a tray full of French patisserie items
Don't you spill any on my stairs. I'm starving
I'll be as careful as I can, may make it two trips, just in case... Plus it'll give you a chance two perve on my bottom, twice
Ohhh I like the sound of that "
Even being clumsy has it's advantages! X |
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Jamaican breakfast of dumplings, breadfruit, ackee and saltfish or run down, baked beans, callalloo, scrambled eggs, beef sausages and some hot chocolate to wash it all down with.
I'm almost salivating |
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"Jamaican breakfast of dumplings, breadfruit, ackee and saltfish or run down, baked beans, callalloo, scrambled eggs, beef sausages and some hot chocolate to wash it all down with.
I'm almost salivating "
Wow - I need to visit Jamaica methinks..just for the food! |
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"Jamaican breakfast of dumplings, breadfruit, ackee and saltfish or run down, baked beans, callalloo, scrambled eggs, beef sausages and some hot chocolate to wash it all down with.
I'm almost salivating
Wow - I need to visit Jamaica methinks..just for the food! "
. Tickles your fancy then?
I'm up now and have most of the ingredients, so will make and consume it tomorrow when I've bought the rest |
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"Jamaican breakfast of dumplings, breadfruit, ackee and saltfish or run down, baked beans, callalloo, scrambled eggs, beef sausages and some hot chocolate to wash it all down with.
I'm almost salivating
Wow - I need to visit Jamaica methinks..just for the food!
. Tickles your fancy then?
I'm up now and have most of the ingredients, so will make and consume it tomorrow when I've bought the rest "
The weather alone would be enough ...sun sand sea and big, hearty breakfasts...what more could one ask for?? |
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"Jamaican breakfast of dumplings, breadfruit, ackee and saltfish or run down, baked beans, callalloo, scrambled eggs, beef sausages and some hot chocolate to wash it all down with.
I'm almost salivating
Wow - I need to visit Jamaica methinks..just for the food!
. Tickles your fancy then?
I'm up now and have most of the ingredients, so will make and consume it tomorrow when I've bought the rest
The weather alone would be enough ...sun sand sea and big, hearty breakfasts...what more could one ask for??"
Jamaican women to go with that of course |
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"Jamaican breakfast of dumplings, breadfruit, ackee and saltfish or run down, baked beans, callalloo, scrambled eggs, beef sausages and some hot chocolate to wash it all down with.
I'm almost salivating
Wow - I need to visit Jamaica methinks..just for the food!
. Tickles your fancy then?
I'm up now and have most of the ingredients, so will make and consume it tomorrow when I've bought the rest
The weather alone would be enough ...sun sand sea and big, hearty breakfasts...what more could one ask for??
Jamaican women to go with that of course "
That would be an unexpected albeit most welcome bonus! |
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"Jamaican breakfast of dumplings, breadfruit, ackee and saltfish or run down, baked beans, callalloo, scrambled eggs, beef sausages and some hot chocolate to wash it all down with.
I'm almost salivating
Wow - I need to visit Jamaica methinks..just for the food!
. Tickles your fancy then?
I'm up now and have most of the ingredients, so will make and consume it tomorrow when I've bought the rest
The weather alone would be enough ...sun sand sea and big, hearty breakfasts...what more could one ask for??
Jamaican women to go with that of course
That would be an unexpected albeit most welcome bonus! "
Not a guilty pleasure at all |
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I'm very stoned so I'd like a hot fit girl 19 to deliver me special chimes curry fried rice a bread n butler pudding double cream and her 22year old boyfriend once I had a nibble on the curry they'd strip naked an we'd fuck each other all afternoon Mmmmmm nice |
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