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By *odareyou OP   Man  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I m Sat in my garden, sandwich eaten and a portion of cake to be eaten, thinking my grass ( used to be a Lawn its more jungle now,) needs cutting, so excuse(s) required so I don t have to,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You may end up killing a worm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It has a few bald patches and you are waiting for it to self seed

That's the excuse my customers get

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It has a few bald patches and you are waiting for it to self seed

That's the excuse my customers get

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Keeping it rough to encourage wildlife.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can't see it from the front garden so it's ok

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You may never return if you step into the depths of the rainforest !!

Or.......

Because the grass is long now , it holds more water . You shouldn't cut a lawn if its wet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could accidentally harm a bleary eyed hedgehog newly out of hibernation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or just say "fuck it, you do it"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're going for the naturalist garden look?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You have thrown some wild flower seeds in and waiting for them to bloom so you can then mow a path way to get the best out of your lawn Ruby

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By *uppy ConquerorMan  over a year ago

dundee

make hay while the sun shines

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By *uppy ConquerorMan  over a year ago

dundee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The goat is at the kennels

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By *odareyou OP   Man  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I like your thinking guys, and after all of your efforts I feel obliged to leave my grass just a bit longer, cake anyone I ve got squirty cream as well,,

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's after midday, so crack open a bottle of vino and remember the old adage, why do today what you can put off until tomorrow

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