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Having a rather grim day so far, including shutting the end of my finger in a car door, so who wants to put the smile back on my face? Let's hear ur best/cheesiest jokes! |
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lady goes to the bar says to the barman can i have an inuendo please . so he gave her one xxxx ... four a laugh check out the farting nun organ as mentioned in the queef thread .. or watch the hippo and dog sing the lion sleeps tonight |
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I got sent these earlier 
Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.
Oh, there's so much nudity on TV, I just sit there shaking my fist. Last night I was furious!!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I got sent these earlier
Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.
Oh, there's so much nudity on TV, I just sit there shaking my fist. Last night I was furious!!!!
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Thankyou!! |
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"My mondays are alwais fun, I was at the gym earlier this morning and now relaxing and wathcing tv.. mr bean starts 4 pm  "
Hahaha, oh well, if Mr Bean starts at 4pm there is hope!!!!........Does that mean all the men on their day off with hard cocks in their hand will stop messaging me too?? Hmmm? |
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"My mondays are alwais fun, I was at the gym earlier this morning and now relaxing and wathcing tv.. mr bean starts 4 pm
Hahaha, oh well, if Mr Bean starts at 4pm there is hope!!!!........Does that mean all the men on their day off with hard cocks in their hand will stop messaging me too?? Hmmm?"
lol I think they will stop for the time being but it might fill up in 30min ur inbox hehe x |
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"My mondays are alwais fun, I was at the gym earlier this morning and now relaxing and wathcing tv.. mr bean starts 4 pm
Hahaha, oh well, if Mr Bean starts at 4pm there is hope!!!!........Does that mean all the men on their day off with hard cocks in their hand will stop messaging me too?? Hmmm?lol I think they will stop for the time being but it might fill up in 30min ur inbox hehe x"
A whole half an hour off!! Such luxury, I'll go sit in the garden I think, listen to the birdies!! |
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"My mondays are alwais fun, I was at the gym earlier this morning and now relaxing and wathcing tv.. mr bean starts 4 pm
Hahaha, oh well, if Mr Bean starts at 4pm there is hope!!!!........Does that mean all the men on their day off with hard cocks in their hand will stop messaging me too?? Hmmm?lol I think they will stop for the time being but it might fill up in 30min ur inbox hehe x
A whole half an hour off!! Such luxury, I'll go sit in the garden I think, listen to the birdies!! "
Yes and have a cup of tea and work on the tan of the cleavage hehe x |
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"My mondays are alwais fun, I was at the gym earlier this morning and now relaxing and wathcing tv.. mr bean starts 4 pm
Hahaha, oh well, if Mr Bean starts at 4pm there is hope!!!!........Does that mean all the men on their day off with hard cocks in their hand will stop messaging me too?? Hmmm?lol I think they will stop for the time being but it might fill up in 30min ur inbox hehe x
A whole half an hour off!! Such luxury, I'll go sit in the garden I think, listen to the birdies!! Yes and have a cup of tea and work on the tan of the cleavage hehe x"
Never you mind about my tanlines young man, you concentrate on yer Mr Bean! |
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"My mondays are alwais fun, I was at the gym earlier this morning and now relaxing and wathcing tv.. mr bean starts 4 pm
Hahaha, oh well, if Mr Bean starts at 4pm there is hope!!!!........Does that mean all the men on their day off with hard cocks in their hand will stop messaging me too?? Hmmm?lol I think they will stop for the time being but it might fill up in 30min ur inbox hehe x
A whole half an hour off!! Such luxury, I'll go sit in the garden I think, listen to the birdies!! Yes and have a cup of tea and work on the tan of the cleavage hehe x
Never you mind about my tanlines young man, you concentrate on yer Mr Bean!"
Ah and yes I will, its finished and was good, was really fun x. |
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Ok, OK, I googled one for you:
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." |
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Oh I'm feeling mean:
Mary to Jill: ‘My last boyfriend said he fantasised about having two girls at once. Jill: ‘Most men do. What did you tell him?’ Mary: ‘I said, “If you can’t satisfy one woman, why would you want to piss off another one?”’ |
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"Ok, OK, I googled one for you:
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.""
Hehehehe!! Ty.xxx |
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