"if the Swing Fairy cam and granted you three wishes - what might they be? "
Love to get our gums round one or two plums on here 
To meet the swing fairy 
Oh yeh, almost forgot, I'd love to find employment 
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hm, the swing fairy would bring me
a) someone who can read
b) someone who can write
c) josh hartnett naked, willing and tied to my bed begging me to ride him until the devil comes and takes him away
...not necessarily in that order! |
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"hm, the swing fairy would bring me
a) someone who can read
b) someone who can write
c) josh hartnett naked, willing and tied to my bed begging me to ride him until the devil comes and takes him away
...not necessarily in that order!"
PMSL - you are clearly going for intellectual shag badge today |
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"hm, the swing fairy would bring me
a) someone who can read
b) someone who can write
c) josh hartnett naked, willing and tied to my bed begging me to ride him until the devil comes and takes him away
...not necessarily in that order!"
I am a fraid you r on the rong sight if u r lookin 4 that kind of man.
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"hm, the swing fairy would bring me
a) someone who can read
b) someone who can write
c) josh hartnett naked, willing and tied to my bed begging me to ride him until the devil comes and takes him away
...not necessarily in that order!
PMSL - you are clearly going for intellectual shag badge today"
aint his brains i'm after hun! |
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"hm, the swing fairy would bring me
a) someone who can read
b) someone who can write
c) josh hartnett naked, willing and tied to my bed begging me to ride him until the devil comes and takes him away
...not necessarily in that order!
I am a fraid you r on the rong sight if u r lookin 4 that kind of man.
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dunno, there's quite a few hotties on here :0) |
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"hm, the swing fairy would bring me
a) someone who can read
b) someone who can write
c) josh hartnett naked, willing and tied to my bed begging me to ride him until the devil comes and takes him away
...not necessarily in that order!
PMSL - you are clearly going for intellectual shag badge today
aint his brains i'm after hun!"
But aren't those located in their balls anyway ? |
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"hm, the swing fairy would bring me
a) someone who can read
b) someone who can write
c) josh hartnett naked, willing and tied to my bed begging me to ride him until the devil comes and takes him away
...not necessarily in that order!
PMSL - you are clearly going for intellectual shag badge today
aint his brains i'm after hun!
But aren't those located in their balls anyway ?"
i'll suck em and see |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hm, the swing fairy would bring me
a) someone who can read
b) someone who can write
c) josh hartnett naked, willing and tied to my bed begging me to ride him until the devil comes and takes him away
...not necessarily in that order!
PMSL - you are clearly going for intellectual shag badge today
aint his brains i'm after hun!
But aren't those located in their balls anyway ?
i'll suck em and see "
Do you ever chew and spit them out? Just being curious - it is not a suggestion!!!
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"hm, the swing fairy would bring me
a) someone who can read
b) someone who can write
c) josh hartnett naked, willing and tied to my bed begging me to ride him until the devil comes and takes him away
...not necessarily in that order!
PMSL - you are clearly going for intellectual shag badge today
aint his brains i'm after hun!
But aren't those located in their balls anyway ?
i'll suck em and see
Do you ever chew and spit them out? Just being curious - it is not a suggestion!!!
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never had to, I always insist they're presented freshly groomed and polished |
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"hm, the swing fairy would bring me
a) someone who can read
b) someone who can write
c) josh hartnett naked, willing and tied to my bed begging me to ride him until the devil comes and takes him away
...not necessarily in that order!
PMSL - you are clearly going for intellectual shag badge today
aint his brains i'm after hun!
But aren't those located in their balls anyway ?
i'll suck em and see
Do you ever chew and spit them out? Just being curious - it is not a suggestion!!!
never had to, I always insist they're presented freshly groomed and polished"
my partner is suffering with belly ache as a result of this post mind you, think that is cos he feels safe for the distance involved...;-) |
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"hm, the swing fairy would bring me
a) someone who can read
b) someone who can write
c) josh hartnett naked, willing and tied to my bed begging me to ride him until the devil comes and takes him away
...not necessarily in that order!
PMSL - you are clearly going for intellectual shag badge today
aint his brains i'm after hun!
But aren't those located in their balls anyway ?
i'll suck em and see
Do you ever chew and spit them out? Just being curious - it is not a suggestion!!!
never had to, I always insist they're presented freshly groomed and polished
my partner is suffering with belly ache as a result of this post mind you, think that is cos he feels safe for the distance involved...;-)"
complaceny is such a silent killer you know |
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"hm, the swing fairy would bring me
a) someone who can read
b) someone who can write
c) josh hartnett naked, willing and tied to my bed begging me to ride him until the devil comes and takes him away
...not necessarily in that order!
PMSL - you are clearly going for intellectual shag badge today
aint his brains i'm after hun!
But aren't those located in their balls anyway ?
i'll suck em and see
Do you ever chew and spit them out? Just being curious - it is not a suggestion!!!
never had to, I always insist they're presented freshly groomed and polished
my partner is suffering with belly ache as a result of this post mind you, think that is cos he feels safe for the distance involved...;-)
complaceny is such a silent killer you know"
Oy is that a threat or a promise lol |
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"hm, the swing fairy would bring me
a) someone who can read
b) someone who can write
c) josh hartnett naked, willing and tied to my bed begging me to ride him until the devil comes and takes him away
...not necessarily in that order!
PMSL - you are clearly going for intellectual shag badge today
aint his brains i'm after hun!
But aren't those located in their balls anyway ?
i'll suck em and see
Do you ever chew and spit them out? Just being curious - it is not a suggestion!!!
never had to, I always insist they're presented freshly groomed and polished
my partner is suffering with belly ache as a result of this post mind you, think that is cos he feels safe for the distance involved...;-)
complaceny is such a silent killer you know
Oy is that a threat or a promise lol"
i never make a threat...merely here to observe and comment |
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"1 Champagne
2 Champagne
3 Champagne
Always helps a party along
did you mentioned the brand "_etillante" ?
AS long as it is not Moet Chandon
Prefe Pol Roger White Foil"
What is wrong with Moet? Just out of curiosity? |
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"1 Champagne
2 Champagne
3 Champagne
Always helps a party along
did you mentioned the brand "_etillante" ?
AS long as it is not Moet Chandon
Prefe Pol Roger White Foil
What is wrong with Moet? Just out of curiosity? "
Not my favourite, far too commercial, like this with a bit of class |
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"1 Champagne
2 Champagne
3 Champagne
Always helps a party along
did you mentioned the brand "_etillante" ?
AS long as it is not Moet Chandon
Prefe Pol Roger White Foil
What is wrong with Moet? Just out of curiosity?
Not my favourite, far too commercial, like this with a bit of class"
so when spillages occur one does not have to feel too bad about it, eh? |
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"1 Champagne
2 Champagne
3 Champagne
Always helps a party along
did you mentioned the brand "_etillante" ?
AS long as it is not Moet Chandon
Prefe Pol Roger White Foil
What is wrong with Moet? Just out of curiosity?
Not my favourite, far too commercial, like this with a bit of class
so when spillages occur one does not have to feel too bad about it, eh? "
Darling one should never spill good Champagne, and certainly not to be used as a floor cleaner |
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"1 Champagne
2 Champagne
3 Champagne
Always helps a party along
did you mentioned the brand "_etillante" ?
AS long as it is not Moet Chandon
Prefe Pol Roger White Foil
What is wrong with Moet? Just out of curiosity?
Not my favourite, far too commercial, like this with a bit of class
so when spillages occur one does not have to feel too bad about it, eh?
Darling one should never spill good Champagne, and certainly not to be used as a floor cleaner"
Darling - how affectionate lol and I still dont know why Moet is not good enough to drink but ok to clean the floor with? |
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"1 Champagne
2 Champagne
3 Champagne
Always helps a party along
did you mentioned the brand "_etillante" ?
AS long as it is not Moet Chandon
Prefe Pol Roger White Foil
What is wrong with Moet? Just out of curiosity?
Not my favourite, far too commercial, like this with a bit of class
so when spillages occur one does not have to feel too bad about it, eh?
Darling one should never spill good Champagne, and certainly not to be used as a floor cleaner
Darling - how affectionate lol and I still dont know why Moet is not good enough to drink but ok to clean the floor with? "
Oh no not for cleaning floors with, makes a perfectly acceptable champagne cocktail or bucks fizz |
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"1 Champagne
2 Champagne
3 Champagne
Always helps a party along
did you mentioned the brand "_etillante" ?
AS long as it is not Moet Chandon
Prefe Pol Roger White Foil
What is wrong with Moet? Just out of curiosity?
Not my favourite, far too commercial, like this with a bit of class
so when spillages occur one does not have to feel too bad about it, eh?
Darling one should never spill good Champagne, and certainly not to be used as a floor cleaner
Darling - how affectionate lol and I still dont know why Moet is not good enough to drink but ok to clean the floor with?
Oh no not for cleaning floors with, makes a perfectly acceptable champagne cocktail or bucks fizz"
now i heard somebody say they added Guinness to champagne... I was shocked to hear that. Would you really do that? |
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"1 Champagne
2 Champagne
3 Champagne
Always helps a party along
did you mentioned the brand "_etillante" ?
AS long as it is not Moet Chandon
Prefe Pol Roger White Foil
What is wrong with Moet? Just out of curiosity?
Not my favourite, far too commercial, like this with a bit of class
so when spillages occur one does not have to feel too bad about it, eh?
Darling one should never spill good Champagne, and certainly not to be used as a floor cleaner
Darling - how affectionate lol and I still dont know why Moet is not good enough to drink but ok to clean the floor with?
Oh no not for cleaning floors with, makes a perfectly acceptable champagne cocktail or bucks fizz
now i heard somebody say they added Guinness to champagne... I was shocked to hear that. Would you really do that?"
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Black Velvet well certainly enjoyed it last night |
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"1 Champagne
2 Champagne
3 Champagne
Always helps a party along
did you mentioned the brand "_etillante" ?
AS long as it is not Moet Chandon
Prefe Pol Roger White Foil
What is wrong with Moet? Just out of curiosity?
Not my favourite, far too commercial, like this with a bit of class
so when spillages occur one does not have to feel too bad about it, eh?
Darling one should never spill good Champagne, and certainly not to be used as a floor cleaner
Darling - how affectionate lol and I still dont know why Moet is not good enough to drink but ok to clean the floor with?
Oh no not for cleaning floors with, makes a perfectly acceptable champagne cocktail or bucks fizz
now i heard somebody say they added Guinness to champagne... I was shocked to hear that. Would you really do that?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Black Velvet well certainly enjoyed it last night"
Are you telling me that it is a genuine drink - a "cock-tail"? |
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"1 Champagne
2 Champagne
3 Champagne
Always helps a party along
did you mentioned the brand "_etillante" ?
AS long as it is not Moet Chandon
Prefe Pol Roger White Foil
What is wrong with Moet? Just out of curiosity?
Not my favourite, far too commercial, like this with a bit of class
so when spillages occur one does not have to feel too bad about it, eh?
Darling one should never spill good Champagne, and certainly not to be used as a floor cleaner
Darling - how affectionate lol and I still dont know why Moet is not good enough to drink but ok to clean the floor with?
Oh no not for cleaning floors with, makes a perfectly acceptable champagne cocktail or bucks fizz
now i heard somebody say they added Guinness to champagne... I was shocked to hear that. Would you really do that?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Black Velvet well certainly enjoyed it last night
Are you telling me that it is a genuine drink - a "cock-tail"?"
Oh yes and the drink too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1 Champagne
2 Champagne
3 Champagne
Always helps a party along
did you mentioned the brand "_etillante" ?
AS long as it is not Moet Chandon
Prefe Pol Roger White Foil
What is wrong with Moet? Just out of curiosity?
Not my favourite, far too commercial, like this with a bit of class
so when spillages occur one does not have to feel too bad about it, eh?
Darling one should never spill good Champagne, and certainly not to be used as a floor cleaner
Darling - how affectionate lol and I still dont know why Moet is not good enough to drink but ok to clean the floor with?
Oh no not for cleaning floors with, makes a perfectly acceptable champagne cocktail or bucks fizz
now i heard somebody say they added Guinness to champagne... I was shocked to hear that. Would you really do that?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Black Velvet well certainly enjoyed it last night
Are you telling me that it is a genuine drink - a "cock-tail"?
Oh yes and the drink too"
Your honour, I rest my case - and glass for that matter- I could not allow my champagne to be "adulterated" |
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"1 Champagne
2 Champagne
3 Champagne
Always helps a party along
did you mentioned the brand "_etillante" ?
AS long as it is not Moet Chandon
Prefe Pol Roger White Foil
What is wrong with Moet? Just out of curiosity?
Not my favourite, far too commercial, like this with a bit of class
so when spillages occur one does not have to feel too bad about it, eh?
Darling one should never spill good Champagne, and certainly not to be used as a floor cleaner
Darling - how affectionate lol and I still dont know why Moet is not good enough to drink but ok to clean the floor with?
Oh no not for cleaning floors with, makes a perfectly acceptable champagne cocktail or bucks fizz
now i heard somebody say they added Guinness to champagne... I was shocked to hear that. Would you really do that?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Black Velvet well certainly enjoyed it last night
Are you telling me that it is a genuine drink - a "cock-tail"?
Oh yes and the drink too
Your honour, I rest my case - and glass for that matter- I could not allow my champagne to be "adulterated""
But can the same be said for ketchup |
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"1 Champagne
2 Champagne
3 Champagne
Always helps a party along
did you mentioned the brand "_etillante" ?
AS long as it is not Moet Chandon
Prefe Pol Roger White Foil
What is wrong with Moet? Just out of curiosity?
Not my favourite, far too commercial, like this with a bit of class
so when spillages occur one does not have to feel too bad about it, eh?
Darling one should never spill good Champagne, and certainly not to be used as a floor cleaner
Darling - how affectionate lol and I still dont know why Moet is not good enough to drink but ok to clean the floor with?
Oh no not for cleaning floors with, makes a perfectly acceptable champagne cocktail or bucks fizz
now i heard somebody say they added Guinness to champagne... I was shocked to hear that. Would you really do that?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Black Velvet well certainly enjoyed it last night
Are you telling me that it is a genuine drink - a "cock-tail"?
Oh yes and the drink too
Your honour, I rest my case - and glass for that matter- I could not allow my champagne to be "adulterated"
But can the same be said for ketchup"
Ketchup is in a different category of actions which pre-ceed expected "events"
hence the interference with ketchup is, under certain circumstances not only permissible but highly recommended - interference with my favourite beverage however, can have dangerous consequences... |
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"1 Champagne
2 Champagne
3 Champagne
Always helps a party along
did you mentioned the brand "_etillante" ?
AS long as it is not Moet Chandon
Prefe Pol Roger White Foil
What is wrong with Moet? Just out of curiosity?
Not my favourite, far too commercial, like this with a bit of class
so when spillages occur one does not have to feel too bad about it, eh?
Darling one should never spill good Champagne, and certainly not to be used as a floor cleaner
Darling - how affectionate lol and I still dont know why Moet is not good enough to drink but ok to clean the floor with?
Oh no not for cleaning floors with, makes a perfectly acceptable champagne cocktail or bucks fizz
now i heard somebody say they added Guinness to champagne... I was shocked to hear that. Would you really do that?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Black Velvet well certainly enjoyed it last night
Are you telling me that it is a genuine drink - a "cock-tail"?
Oh yes and the drink too
Your honour, I rest my case - and glass for that matter- I could not allow my champagne to be "adulterated"
But can the same be said for ketchup
Ketchup is in a different category of actions which pre-ceed expected "events"
hence the interference with ketchup is, under certain circumstances not only permissible but highly recommended - interference with my favourite beverage however, can have dangerous consequences..."
Have you every tried Coq au Champagne |
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"1 Champagne
2 Champagne
3 Champagne
Always helps a party along
did you mentioned the brand "_etillante" ?
AS long as it is not Moet Chandon
Prefe Pol Roger White Foil
What is wrong with Moet? Just out of curiosity?
Not my favourite, far too commercial, like this with a bit of class
so when spillages occur one does not have to feel too bad about it, eh?
Darling one should never spill good Champagne, and certainly not to be used as a floor cleaner
Darling - how affectionate lol and I still dont know why Moet is not good enough to drink but ok to clean the floor with?
Oh no not for cleaning floors with, makes a perfectly acceptable champagne cocktail or bucks fizz
now i heard somebody say they added Guinness to champagne... I was shocked to hear that. Would you really do that?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Black Velvet well certainly enjoyed it last night
Are you telling me that it is a genuine drink - a "cock-tail"?
Oh yes and the drink too
Your honour, I rest my case - and glass for that matter- I could not allow my champagne to be "adulterated"
But can the same be said for ketchup
Ketchup is in a different category of actions which pre-ceed expected "events"
hence the interference with ketchup is, under certain circumstances not only permissible but highly recommended - interference with my favourite beverage however, can have dangerous consequences...
Have you every tried Coq au Champagne"
Now there is an idea for a theme for the next party.... no, I am not thinking the French recipe either forget the mushrooms, the garlic.... just pure... Coq |
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Have you every tried Coq au Champagne
Now there is an idea for a theme for the next party.... no, I am not thinking the French recipe either forget the mushrooms, the garlic.... just pure... Coq"
Taking place in Condom lol |
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Have you every tried Coq au Champagne
Now there is an idea for a theme for the next party.... no, I am not thinking the French recipe either forget the mushrooms, the garlic.... just pure... Coq
Taking place in Condom lol"
Premature invitations welcome - the erection of permanent poles to support the Marquise de Sade tent |
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Have you every tried Coq au Champagne
Now there is an idea for a theme for the next party.... no, I am not thinking the French recipe either forget the mushrooms, the garlic.... just pure... Coq
Taking place in Condom lol
Premature invitations welcome - the erection of permanent poles to support the Marquise de Sade tent "
Beaucoup de preservatifs,champagne, coq, parfait |
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Have you every tried Coq au Champagne
Now there is an idea for a theme for the next party.... no, I am not thinking the French recipe either forget the mushrooms, the garlic.... just pure... Coq
Taking place in Condom lol
Premature invitations welcome - the erection of permanent poles to support the Marquise de Sade tent
Beaucoup de preservatifs,champagne, coq, parfait"
I am blooming tired, lol... ok.. last one
le chat mignon... |
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Have you every tried Coq au Champagne
Now there is an idea for a theme for the next party.... no, I am not thinking the French recipe either forget the mushrooms, the garlic.... just pure... Coq
Taking place in Condom lol
Premature invitations welcome - the erection of permanent poles to support the Marquise de Sade tent
Beaucoup de preservatifs,champagne, coq, parfait
I am blooming tired, lol... ok.. last one
le chat mignon..."
Bonne nuit |
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"my three wishes from swing fairy
1)david boreanez naked and horny as hell
ok alil more realistic ...
2)a guy whos honest ,straight forward and not a game player
3)someone i cant break easy !"
Love it - especially the last one - can I ask you - have you broken THAT many lol? |
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