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over a year ago
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Good morning and Bore da
I shall be serving till I go to work. Then my 2 glamorous waitresses will take over ( A right pair of minx's )
Todays special . Tosh's meaty balls . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good morning and Bore da
I shall be serving till I go to work. Then my 2 glamorous waitresses will take over ( A right pair of minx's )
Todays special . Tosh's meaty balls ."
Mmm but I just couldn't face that right now x
Mug of tea n a quiet corner please x 
Morning x by the way x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good morning and Bore da
I shall be serving till I go to work. Then my 2 glamorous waitresses will take over ( A right pair of minx's )
Todays special . Tosh's meaty balls .
Mmm but I just couldn't face that right now x
Mug of tea n a quiet corner please x
Morning x by the way x "
morning will bring a tea |
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over a year ago
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"Good morning
Can I have tea with a couple of crumpets. Been up since 5 and it's a bit nippy out there x
Thanks. Xx  "
tea and a bit of crumpet cummin up |
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"Pot of Assam tea, please. 
Very good choice if I may say, on it's way sir
Thank you! Are you wearing a short skirt?"
I'm just wearing my little frilly pinny |
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"Pot of Assam tea, please.
Very good choice if I may say, on it's way sir
Thank you! Are you wearing a short skirt?
I'm just wearing my little frilly pinny "
Oh, my!  I shall keep beckoning you over just to watch you walk back to the kitchen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pot of Assam tea, please.
Very good choice if I may say, on it's way sir
Thank you! Are you wearing a short skirt?
I'm just wearing my little frilly pinny
Oh, my! I shall keep beckoning you over just to watch you walk back to the kitchen. "
 always happy to wiggle your way sir |
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"Pot of Assam tea, please.
Very good choice if I may say, on it's way sir
Thank you! Are you wearing a short skirt?
I'm just wearing my little frilly pinny
Oh, my! I shall keep beckoning you over just to watch you walk back to the kitchen.
always happy to wiggle your way sir "
Booty and the beast  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning all, I would say good morning but it is way too early and ive had less than five hours sleep, so for me please can I have a bowl of strong coffee, and a nice morning wake up call, thank you very muchly x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning could have please have a strong coffee 
Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat "
I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you |
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"Morning could have please have a strong coffee
Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat
I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you "
Are you not serving the lovely females on here? Everyone seems to have gone quiet... And I need waking up properly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning all, I would say good morning but it is way too early and ive had less than five hours sleep, so for me please can I have a bowl of strong coffee, and a nice morning wake up call, thank you very muchly x"
Good morning beautiful lady I can do the coffee no problem but I'm not sure I'm what you desire for a wake up call
The boss has sauntered of to work  |
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"Morning could have please have a strong coffee
Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat
I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you "
Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning could have please have a strong coffee
Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat
I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you
Are you not serving the lovely females on here? Everyone seems to have gone quiet... And I need waking up properly "
I'm sure that can be arranged and taken care of |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning could have please have a strong coffee
Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat
I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you
Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up "
That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning could have please have a strong coffee
Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat
I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you
Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up
That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full"
My hands are always full looking after your order |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning could have please have a strong coffee
Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat
I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you
Are you not serving the lovely females on here? Everyone seems to have gone quiet... And I need waking up properly
I'm sure that can be arranged and taken care of "
That would be lovely. I will wait here patiently for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning could have please have a strong coffee
Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat
I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you
Are you not serving the lovely females on here? Everyone seems to have gone quiet... And I need waking up properly
I'm sure that can be arranged and taken care of
That would be lovely. I will wait here patiently for you "
Does madam require anything else |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning could have please have a strong coffee
Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat
I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you
Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up
That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full
My hands are always full looking after your order "
would you like a hand with anything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning could have please have a strong coffee
Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat
I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you
Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up
That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full
My hands are always full looking after your order would you like a hand with anything "
Mmm hold me jugs while I handle your sausage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning could have please have a strong coffee
Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat
I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you
Are you not serving the lovely females on here? Everyone seems to have gone quiet... And I need waking up properly
I'm sure that can be arranged and taken care of
That would be lovely. I will wait here patiently for you
Does madam require anything else "
Hmmmm let me think about that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning could have please have a strong coffee
Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat
I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you
Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up
That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full
My hands are always full looking after your order would you like a hand with anything
Mmm hold me jugs while I handle your sausage "
now theres an offer I can't refuse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning could have please have a strong coffee
Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat
I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you
Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up
That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full
My hands are always full looking after your order would you like a hand with anything
Mmm hold me jugs while I handle your sausage
now theres an offer I can't refuse "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning could have please have a strong coffee
Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat
I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you
Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up
That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full
My hands are always full looking after your order would you like a hand with anything
Mmm hold me jugs while I handle your sausage
now theres an offer I can't refuse
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I bet you've had a very busy morning and why don't you lie down and I will give a nice relaxing massage |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning could have please have a strong coffee
Why good morning sir of course you can, I will bring it to you now please take a seat
I thought I'd stay in bed if that's ok with you
Breakfast in bed is my speciality sir.......coming right up
That would be perfect but it looks like you have your hands full
My hands are always full looking after your order would you like a hand with anything
Mmm hold me jugs while I handle your sausage
now theres an offer I can't refuse
I bet you've had a very busy morning and why don't you lie down and I will give a nice relaxing massage "
Why thank you that would be great
The boss is not big on staff privileges at the moment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hiya. Yeah I know....im late again!!!
Sooorreeeee.
Can I have a cuppa please...I will do the late shift.
Ta x
Morning everyone "
Shish where have ya been woman.....
I've been run off my feet and the boss has taken the day off
Well thankfully you can take over I'm off for a massage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning ... please can I have toast soldiers and dippy eggs and a nice cup of tea ... not that builders stuff mind "
I will serve you . The staff are very slow today |
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"Hiya. Yeah I know....im late again!!!
Sooorreeeee.
Can I have a cuppa please...I will do the late shift.
Ta x
Morning everyone
Shish where have ya been woman.....
I've been run off my feet and the boss has taken the day off
Well thankfully you can take overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gisafTmbVd8 I'm off for a massage "
having a bad day . Need hugs  |
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"Hiya. Yeah I know....im late again!!!
Sooorreeeee.
Can I have a cuppa please...I will do the late shift.
Ta x
Morning everyone
Shish where have ya been woman.....
I've been run off my feet and the boss has taken the day off
Well thankfully you can take overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gisafTmbVd8 I'm off for a massage having a bad day . Need hugs "
(((((((((( ))))))))))) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hiya. Yeah I know....im late again!!!
Sooorreeeee.
Can I have a cuppa please...I will do the late shift.
Ta x
Morning everyone
Shish where have ya been woman.....
I've been run off my feet and the boss has taken the day off
Well thankfully you can take overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gisafTmbVd8 I'm off for a massage having a bad day . Need hugs
(((((((((( )))))))))))"
haha that you tube thingy was not suppose to be there . I still had it in my copy and paste x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hiya. Yeah I know....im late again!!!
Sooorreeeee.
Can I have a cuppa please...I will do the late shift.
Ta x
Morning everyone
Shish where have ya been woman.....
I've been run off my feet and the boss has taken the day off
Well thankfully you can take over I'm off for a massage "
Sorted.
Enjoy your massage. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hiya. Yeah I know....im late again!!!
Sooorreeeee.
Can I have a cuppa please...I will do the late shift.
Ta x
Morning everyone
Shish where have ya been woman.....
I've been run off my feet and the boss has taken the day off
Well thankfully you can take over I'm off for a massage
Sorted.
Enjoy your massage. "
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"Hiya. Yeah I know....im late again!!!
Sooorreeeee.
Can I have a cuppa please...I will do the late shift.
Ta x
Morning everyone
Shish where have ya been woman.....
I've been run off my feet and the boss has taken the day off
Well thankfully you can take overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gisafTmbVd8 I'm off for a massage having a bad day . Need hugs
(((((((((( ))))))))))) haha that you tube thingy was not suppose to be there . I still had it in my copy and paste x"
Ooops!! Haha, not a dirty one though!
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