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Tosh`s cafe

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

After a hard days flirting . My 2 Glamorous assistants have decided to bunk work . So it looks like I will have to open up .. Good morning and bore da

My special today is " Cock o divine followed by Tosh's home made Rice pudding .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could I just have a cup of tea please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could I just have a cup of tea please?"
Of course madam . Could I not tempt you to try a bit of my cocko

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By *leasures4Couple over a year ago

East midlands

Good morning!

As I'm the first customer and quite ravenous this morning, I would like to buy all your rice pudding before anyone gets a look in...

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By *leasures4Couple over a year ago

East midlands

Bugger...I was too slow...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning!

As I'm the first customer and quite ravenous this morning, I would like to buy all your rice pudding before anyone gets a look in...

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don't worry I can make lots more rice pudding after a short break

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bugger...I was too slow...

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I find that better then been too quick

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By *leasures4Couple over a year ago

East midlands

Its purely medicinal so will require repeat prescriptions. I don't mind the wait.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahh shame I was too quick then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its purely medicinal so will require repeat prescriptions. I don't mind the wait.....

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Aww thankyou . You can take it oraly or internally . Medicinal of course

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By *leasures4Couple over a year ago

East midlands

"Ahh shame I was too quick then

Variety is the spice of life they say...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ahh shame I was too quick then

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Nah . You are allowed to be quick . I'm not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all. Coffee for me pls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all. Coffee for me pls. "
Coming up mate .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hey up all me customers have done one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey up all me customers have done one

I looked but thought you were busy "coming up" your mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey up all me customers have done one

I looked but thought you were busy "coming up" your mate

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This special sausage is for ladies only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh you have special sausage? Is it the square kind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not when I last looked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When did you last look?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When did you last look?

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When you asked if it was square

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When did you last look?

When you asked if it was square

Haha. Do you need someone to double check?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When did you last look?

When you asked if it was square

Haha. Do you need someone to double check?

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yeah . Have a good look for me and let me know what yer think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When did you last look?

When you asked if it was square

Haha. Do you need someone to double check?

yeah . Have a good look for me and let me know what yer think

Oh I've looked, several times! Stored in the wank bank

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When did you last look?

When you asked if it was square

Haha. Do you need someone to double check?

yeah . Have a good look for me and let me know what yer think

Oh I've looked, several times! Stored in the wank bank

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I aim to please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your efforts are very much appreciated.

Gonna let you get back to serving your ladies when they wake, have a fab day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your efforts are very much appreciated.

Gonna let you get back to serving your ladies when they wake, have a fab day.

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You too . And thanks for checking out me sausage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any time! Just give me a poke if it needs checked again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning boss it's Sunday and I thought as it's normally a quieter service I would have a lie in

Do I get to sample what's on the menus

Just so I know what I'm promoting you understand

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning boss it's Sunday and I thought as it's normally a quieter service I would have a lie in

Do I get to sample what's on the menus

Just so I know what I'm promoting you understand

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Of course grab yourself a mouthful of my cocko

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any time! Just give me a poke if it needs checked again

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It will . I mean I will

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning boss it's Sunday and I thought as it's normally a quieter service I would have a lie in

Do I get to sample what's on the menus

Just so I know what I'm promoting you understand

Of course grab yourself a mouthful of my cocko

Mmmmm very good, can I try a sample of the pudding

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning boss it's Sunday and I thought as it's normally a quieter service I would have a lie in

Do I get to sample what's on the menus

Just so I know what I'm promoting you understand

Of course grab yourself a mouthful of my cocko

Mmmmm very good, can I try a sample of the pudding

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Keep eating the cocko and you will get the pudding . Trust me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please can I have a cup of tea? Id like to dunk my cocko

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning boss it's Sunday and I thought as it's normally a quieter service I would have a lie in

Do I get to sample what's on the menus

Just so I know what I'm promoting you understand

Of course grab yourself a mouthful of my cocko

Mmmmm very good, can I try a sample of the pudding

Keep eating the cocko and you will get the pudding . Trust me

Ooo does that mean I'm allowed a full serving......I thought I might only be allowed a sample taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please can I have a cup of tea? Id like to dunk my cocko

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Kinky but hey ho . Cuppa and a coco cumming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning boss it's Sunday and I thought as it's normally a quieter service I would have a lie in

Do I get to sample what's on the menus

Just so I know what I'm promoting you understand

Of course grab yourself a mouthful of my cocko

Mmmmm very good, can I try a sample of the pudding

Keep eating the cocko and you will get the pudding . Trust me

Ooo does that mean I'm allowed a full serving......I thought I might only be allowed a sample taste

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Was meant to be . But you eat so well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning my usual please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning my usual please

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On its way sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning my usual please

On its way sir

Would you like the waitress to bring it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning my usual please

On its way sir

Would you like the waitress to bring it

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oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning my usual please

On its way sir

thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning my usual please

On its way sir

Would you like the waitress to bring it

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wait for your pudding first before you go off flirting it nearly on its way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning my usual please

On its way sir

Would you like the waitress to bring it

oh yes please

Personal service coming up

I hope sir is feeling well today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning.

in need of a cuppa please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning my usual please

On its way sir

Would you like the waitress to bring it

wait for your pudding first before you go off flirting it nearly on its way

Sorry boss I was just being a good little waitress, I don't like to keep my regulars waiting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning my usual please

On its way sir

Would you like the waitress to bring it

wait for your pudding first before you go off flirting it nearly on its way

I'm sure she can handle a double helping

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning.

in need of a cuppa please"
No problem .on its way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning my usual please

On its way sir

Would you like the waitress to bring it

oh yes please

Personal service coming up

I hope sir is feeling well today

Your smile always perks me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning my usual please

On its way sir

Would you like the waitress to bring it

wait for your pudding first before you go off flirting it nearly on its way

I'm sure she can handle a double helping

Multi tasking is a speciality of mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning.

in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way

fank you. Better service than yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning my usual please

On its way sir

Would you like the waitress to bring it

oh yes please

Personal service coming up

I hope sir is feeling well today

Your smile always perks me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning my usual please

On its way sir

Would you like the waitress to bring it

wait for your pudding first before you go off flirting it nearly on its way

I'm sure she can handle a double helping

Multi tasking is a speciality of mine

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Go on then crack on and serve others . I need to others to sample

Me porridge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning my usual please

On its way sir

Would you like the waitress to bring it

wait for your pudding first before you go off flirting it nearly on its way

I'm sure she can handle a double helping

Multi tasking is a speciality of mine

is it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning.

in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way

fank you. Better service than yesterday"
I know . You just can't get the staff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol

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funny . You will be wanting a farmhouse special .Giles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning.

in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way

fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff

Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol

funny . You will be wanting a farmhouse special .Giles

Nah on a diet Roy.. gonna have weetabix before going for a stomp around a lake with my little one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I just love coming here the waitress's are sexy and the in house entertainment is excellent

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning.

in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way

fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff

Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing

I won't go off to bed without asking you first

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning.

in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way

fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff

Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing

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All the after hours training I have given you . I thought you would know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any

hello trouble

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any

hello trouble

Hello sexy, how is you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any

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Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any

Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me

I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any

hello trouble

Hello sexy, how is you?

good thanks but I've chipped a nail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning.

in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way

fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff

Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing

I won't go off to bed without asking you first

If you did the nurse would have to call for matron

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any

Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me

I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies

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You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any

hello trouble

Hello sexy, how is you?

good thanks but I've chipped a nail

Oh noooooooo maybe while you are in the salon getting a facial and semi permanent make up you can throw in a mani-pedi just to give you a big happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning.

in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way

fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff

Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing

All the after hours training I have given you . I thought you would know

Well it's not that I don't know....it's more that I like the refresher courses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning.

in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way

fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff

Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing

I won't go off to bed without asking you first

If you did the nurse would have to call for matron

do you think she'd join in ooops I mean help

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any

Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me

I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies

You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see "

Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning.

in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way

fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff

Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing On a

All the after hours training I have given you . I thought you would know

Well it's not that I don't know....it's more that I like the refresher courses

"
Wondered why you keep asking for extra training

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any

Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me

I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies

You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see

Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat

"
Shit . You sussed me

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would like some chocolate milk if you have any

Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me

I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies

You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see

Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat

Shit . You sussed me

Show me then.......and bring milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any

Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me

I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies

You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see

Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat

Shit . You sussed me

Show me then.......and bring milk

"
You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning.

in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way

fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff

Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing

I won't go off to bed without asking you first

If you did the nurse would have to call for matron

do you think she'd join in ooops I mean help

Oh I'm sure she would

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any

Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me

I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies

You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see

Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat

Shit . You sussed me

Show me then.......and bring milk

You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk

Much as I love you - I did order chocolate milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any

Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me

I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies

You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see

Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat

Shit . You sussed me

Show me then.......and bring milk

You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk

Much as I love you - I did order chocolate milk

"
oh ok . I can't do that . Will go get yer some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning.

in need of a cuppa please No problem .on its way

fank you. Better service than yesterday I know . You just can't get the staff

Achem it was you who went back to bed boss without telling the staff what you wanted doing

I won't go off to bed without asking you first

If you did the nurse would have to call for matron

do you think she'd join in ooops I mean help

Oh I'm sure she would

In that case I think I need to lie down

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any

Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me

I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies

You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see

Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat

Shit . You sussed me

Show me then.......and bring milk

You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk

Much as I love you - I did order chocolate milk

oh ok . I can't do that . Will go get yer some "

Bring your willy as well......once I have had my milk I will want something to chew on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any

Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me

I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies

You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see

Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat

Shit . You sussed me

Show me then.......and bring milk

You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk

Much as I love you - I did order chocolate milk

oh ok . I can't do that . Will go get yer some "

customers are always right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any

Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me

I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies

You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see

Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat

Shit . You sussed me

Show me then.......and bring milk

You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk

Much as I love you - I did order chocolate milk

oh ok . I can't do that . Will go get yer some

Bring your willy as well......once I have had my milk I will want something to chew on

I have some whipping cream back at mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning, don't need any food today, hubby just brought me in breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any

Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me

I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies

You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see

Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat

Shit . You sussed me

Show me then.......and bring milk

You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk

Much as I love you - I did order chocolate milk

oh ok . I can't do that . Will go get yer some

Bring your willy as well......once I have had my milk I will want something to chew on

"
Chocolate milk and a willy cumming up

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I don't like rice pudding

I am not too sure what the other thing is? I am vegetarian so does it contain any meat

To be on the safe side I would've like some chocolate milk if you have any

Oh my cock o divine is all meat . Trust me

I will give it a miss then....vegetarian but have canibalistic tendencies

You don't have to swallow it . Just give it a lick and see

Are you being sneaky and trying to slip me some man meat? If so just wiggle it in front of me and I will lick it....never met a man I didn't eat

Shit . You sussed me

Show me then.......and bring milk

You keep licking it and you will get some of tosh's special milk

Much as I love you - I did order chocolate milk

oh ok . I can't do that . Will go get yer some

Bring your willy as well......once I have had my milk I will want something to chew on

I have some whipping cream back at mine

Never say never and two for the price of one.......rude not to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning, don't need any food today, hubby just brought me in breakfast

"
just a tea then madam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all, wide awake but want more sleep as going to need my energy later so a coffee and something for the energy levels please... Oh and can you do room service as my bed is very comfy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning, don't need any food today, hubby just brought me in breakfast

just a tea then madam

I've got coffee , thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning all, wide awake but want more sleep as going to need my energy later so a coffee and something for the energy levels please... Oh and can you do room service as my bed is very comfy x "
Naked room service on its way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning, don't need any food today, hubby just brought me in breakfast

just a tea then madam

I've got coffee , thanks

oh now thats just teasing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all, wide awake but want more sleep as going to need my energy later so a coffee and something for the energy levels please... Oh and can you do room service as my bed is very comfy x "

You need a protein shake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I have fallen back to sleep will you wake me ever so gently x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all, wide awake but want more sleep as going to need my energy later so a coffee and something for the energy levels please... Oh and can you do room service as my bed is very comfy x

You need a protein shake

I do indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If I have fallen back to sleep will you wake me ever so gently x "
Oh don't worry you will not even know ive clumbed in . I mean been in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

"
of course . What position do you prefer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

NURSE

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

"
Oh thanks for telling me you are binning me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

NURSE

How did you know x

I need a change x

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By *iss tenaciousWoman over a year ago

manchester

Ive woken up ravenous......I'll have everything thats on the menu thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ive woken up ravenous......I'll have everything thats on the menu thanks"
Good choice madam . Love a ravenous lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

of course . What position do you prefer

Can I please try them all during my probationary period x to se what I'm comfortable with x

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Morning Tosh and all your lovely customers, can I have a latte please and a thick slice of your cocko

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

of course . What position do you prefer

Can I please try them all during my probationary period x to se what I'm comfortable with x

"
of course we will spend hours trying different positions till you find one you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

NURSE

How did you know x

I need a change x "

well change out of those clothes and put something sexy on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning Tosh and all your lovely customers, can I have a latte please and a thick slice of your cocko

"
one latte and a special double thick cocko for you and getting thicker by the

Minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I have fallen back to sleep will you wake me ever so gently x Oh don't worry you will not even know ive clumbed in . I mean been in

I'll budge over ready x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I have fallen back to sleep will you wake me ever so gently x Oh don't worry you will not even know ive clumbed in . I mean been in

I'll budge over ready x"

room for a little one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If I have fallen back to sleep will you wake me ever so gently x Oh don't worry you will not even know ive clumbed in . I mean been in

I'll budge over ready x"
Could always lay on top if there is no room ..just saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I have fallen back to sleep will you wake me ever so gently x Oh don't worry you will not even know ive clumbed in . I mean been in

I'll budge over ready x Could always lay on top if there is no room ..just saying

Lookin like ill be the sandwich filling between you and pp

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If I have fallen back to sleep will you wake me ever so gently x Oh don't worry you will not even know ive clumbed in . I mean been in

I'll budge over ready x Could always lay on top if there is no room ..just saying

Lookin like ill be the sandwich filling between you and pp

"
Could of been arranged . Just saying again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning tosh morning all any chance of a coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

NURSE

On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Morning, cafe people

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning tosh morning all any chance of a coffee.

"
on its way mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

Oh thanks for telling me you are binning me

I'll be back soon and I've got you a replacement hottie to help you with the customers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning, cafe people

"
Morning Steve

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Morning Tosh and all your lovely customers, can I have a latte please and a thick slice of your cocko

one latte and a special double thick cocko for you and getting thicker by the

Minute

Ohh good I like a large portion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

NURSE

On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again

I am and it needs your special touch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

NURSE

How did you know x

I need a change x

well change out of those clothes and put something sexy on

Oi I said you could have me waitressing job I didn't know you were after my nursing duties as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

Oh thanks for telling me you are binning me

I'll be back soon and I've got you a replacement hottie to help you with the customers

"
Who ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning Tosh and all your lovely customers, can I have a latte please and a thick slice of your cocko

one latte and a special double thick cocko for you and getting thicker by the

Minute

Ohh good I like a large portion

"
Oh trust me you will be getting one

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Morning, cafe people

Morning Steve

I'd like a coffee too, please. An americano, if you're willing and able

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

NURSE

On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again

I am and it needs your special touch

I will give it my special kisses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

Oh thanks for telling me you are binning me

I'll be back soon and I've got you a replacement hottie to help you with the customers

Who ?

Lusty of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning, cafe people

Morning Steve

I'd like a coffee too, please. An americano, if you're willing and able

"
would you like me or my glamorous waitress to serve you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning, cafe people

Morning Steve

I'd like a coffee too, please. An americano, if you're willing and able

would you like me or my glamorous waitress to serve you

Oooo pick me pick me

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Morning Tosh and all your lovely customers, can I have a latte please and a thick slice of your cocko

one latte and a special double thick cocko for you and getting thicker by the

Minute

Ohh good I like a large portion

Oh trust me you will be getting one

I am licking my lips in anticipation

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning, cafe people

Morning Steve

I'd like a coffee too, please. An americano, if you're willing and able

would you like me or my glamorous waitress to serve you

Oooo pick me pick me

"
You get extras with this one steve so pick her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning Tosh and all your lovely customers, can I have a latte please and a thick slice of your cocko

one latte and a special double thick cocko for you and getting thicker by the

Minute

Ohh good I like a large portion

Oh trust me you will be getting one

I am licking my lips in anticipation

"
licking your lips ..now there's a thought

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

NURSE

On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again

I am and it needs your special touch

I will give it my special kisses

"
and I'm sure you will give it your full attention

you'd best take your uniform off we don't want it to get ruined now do we

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

NURSE

On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again

I am and it needs your special touch

I will give it my special kisses

and I'm sure you will give it your full attention

you'd best take your uniform off we don't want it to get ruined now do we

Always give it my all as I like to do a job properly

Will you give me a hand to take it off it's a bit snug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

NURSE

On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again

I am and it needs your special touch

I will give it my special kisses

and I'm sure you will give it your full attention

you'd best take your uniform off we don't want it to get ruined now do we

Always give it my all as I like to do a job properly

Will you give me a hand to take it off it's a bit snug

I most certainly will

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

NURSE

On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again

I am and it needs your special touch

I will give it my special kisses

and I'm sure you will give it your full attention

you'd best take your uniform off we don't want it to get ruined now do we

Always give it my all as I like to do a job properly

Will you give me a hand to take it off it's a bit snug

"
Nurses uniform mmm could be a idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

NURSE

On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again

I am and it needs your special touch

I will give it my special kisses

and I'm sure you will give it your full attention

you'd best take your uniform off we don't want it to get ruined now do we

Always give it my all as I like to do a job properly

Will you give me a hand to take it off it's a bit snug

Nurses uniform mmm could be a idea

Maybe your cafe could have theamed days...

Or maybe I could model privately for you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bore da Toshn

I just need a special mug of tea x one that stays at the right temp even though Im snoozing

Can I apply for a position?

Morning, you can take over from me if you like I have to go to my other job in a bit

NURSE

On my way pp what's the matter are you all stiff again

I am and it needs your special touch

I will give it my special kisses

and I'm sure you will give it your full attention

you'd best take your uniform off we don't want it to get ruined now do we

Always give it my all as I like to do a job properly

Will you give me a hand to take it off it's a bit snug

Nurses uniform mmm could be a idea

Maybe your cafe could have theamed days...

Or maybe I could model privately for you xx

"
I was thinking private

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Full English please I'm starving! Oh and a strong mug of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Full English please I'm starving! Oh and a strong mug of tea

"
coming up madam .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Full English please I'm starving! Oh and a strong mug of tea

coming up madam .

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Full English please I'm starving! Oh and a strong mug of tea

coming up madam .

Why thank you

"
My pleasure im sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's been a busy morning in the cafe ! Can I have a black tea please, no brekkie thanks til I wake up a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's been a busy morning in the cafe ! Can I have a black tea please, no brekkie thanks til I wake up a bit.

"
Take a seat madam

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By *ornycouplemgCouple over a year ago

Northumberland

IM very hungry this morning can i look at whats on the menu please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee to go please Tosh. Sorry the gym is calling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The head waitress has now left the building

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Coffee to go please Tosh. Sorry the gym is calling

"
no worries gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"IM very hungry this morning can i look at whats on the menu please

"
Feel free to perv . I mean look

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning all. Looks like the rush is over. My service will not be required today.

Will just have a cuppa please.

Diolch. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning all. Looks like the rush is over. My service will not be required today.

Will just have a cuppa please.

Diolch. Xx

"
Yes I managed . One special tea for you my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good morning all. Looks like the rush is over. My service will not be required today.

Will just have a cuppa please.

Diolch. Xx

Yes I managed . One special tea for you my lovely

Good to hear you survived without me.

I would think you should give miss a raise for all her hard work.

I see she has been rushed off her feet again, multi tasking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't do breakfast. Want to wank over my face instead?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol

I bags being Anna. X lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good morning all. Looks like the rush is over. My service will not be required today.

Will just have a cuppa please.

Diolch. Xx

Yes I managed . One special tea for you my lovely

Good to hear you survived without me.

I would think you should give miss a raise for all her hard work.

I see she has been rushed off her feet again, multi tasking.

"
raise my ass . She doesn't serve she flirts . I do all the graft

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol

I bags being Anna. X lol

"
haha . You can be hayley. Oh wait shes dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol

I bags being Anna. X lol

"
haha . You can be hayley. Oh wait shes dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't do breakfast. Want to wank over my face instead?

"
Oh go on then yer sweet talking minx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have another coffee please? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning am I allowed in? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If like an iced bun if possible?? Do you make the icing by hand??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning am I allowed in? Lol

"
Of course my darling xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol

I bags being Anna. X lol

haha . You can be hayley. Oh wait shes dead

Charming!!!

I quit. Ppfftt

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If like an iced bun if possible?? Do you make the icing by hand??"
yes of course . My own special ingredients

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning am I allowed in? Lol

Of course my darling xx"

Thank u xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If like an iced bun if possible?? Do you make the icing by hand?? yes of course . My own special ingredients

"
beautiful, I love home made a did you need a hand to make it, I'm always happy to help xxxxx x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol

I bags being Anna. X lol

haha . You can be hayley. Oh wait shes dead

Charming!!!

I quit. Ppfftt

"
What do you mean quit !! You have not worked this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If like an iced bun if possible?? Do you make the icing by hand?? yes of course . My own special ingredients

beautiful, I love home made a did you need a hand to make it, I'm always happy to help xxxxx x"
yes please I am sure I can find something you can hold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I had proof read my last post before sending it, full of typos

I feel like I've let everyone down :/

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have another coffee please? X"
On its way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol

I bags being Anna. X lol

haha . You can be hayley. Oh wait shes dead

Charming!!!

I quit. Ppfftt

What do you mean quit !! You have not worked this morning

I needed a lie down. Was up late last night!

I pop in to have a quick cuppa and get abuse from the boss!!!

Hayley????? Really?????

Ppfft

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol

I bags being Anna. X lol

haha . You can be hayley. Oh wait shes dead

Charming!!!

I quit. Ppfftt

What do you mean quit !! You have not worked this morning

I needed a lie down. Was up late last night!

I pop in to have a quick cuppa and get abuse from the boss!!!

Hayley????? Really?????

Ppfft

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Well roy is not gonna shag anna so I thought if you was hayley I might get a bit . Just saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't do breakfast. Want to wank over my face instead?

Oh go on then yer sweet talking minx

better than Oil of Olay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In my head u now look like Roy Cropper... your two assistance are Mary and Anna.. lol

I bags being Anna. X lol

haha . You can be hayley. Oh wait shes dead

Charming!!!

I quit. Ppfftt

What do you mean quit !! You have not worked this morning

I needed a lie down. Was up late last night!

I pop in to have a quick cuppa and get abuse from the boss!!!

Hayley????? Really?????

Ppfft

Well roy is not gonna shag anna so I thought if you was hayley I might get a bit . Just saying

Roy is a free agent now, he can shag who he wants.

But if thats your way of an apology, I accept. Will be back on duty in the morning. Well that is if I dont have another late night. X

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