"There must be a law somewhere
what compensation are you after  "
Well i guess we could claim on the under performance act, claim an act of god stopped them performing. Or we could claim under he was just a crap shag bill. Not that im speaking from personal experience just from what i see on profiles |
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"im always wary of a man who can talk a good fuck because experience tells me they cant live up to the hype! xx  "
I tell them to stop talking if they want to meet because you just KNOW they've learnt their "techniquea" from Ron Jeremy and Pussyman, but haven't a clue how to treat a woman!
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"im always wary of a man who can talk a good fuck because experience tells me they cant live up to the hype! xx
I tell them to stop talking if they want to meet because you just KNOW they've learnt their "techniquea" from Ron Jeremy and Pussyman, but haven't a clue how to treat a woman!
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yeah they learn how to fuck porn tapes have a lot to answer for!!
yeah a woman will love it if you rub away like aladdin with the lamp at her left boob!!
yeah you just spit on her pussy then pump away like a distempered dog!
of course she will adore you if you slap her face with your cock!!
guarenteed orgasm if you rub her clit like a very hard to remove stain!! xx  |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"If a guy messages you and says he can make you cum and cum and cum and you wont be dissappointed and he doesnt can you claim compensation "
sue them using the trade discription act....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im always wary of a man who can talk a good fuck because experience tells me they cant live up to the hype! xx
I tell them to stop talking if they want to meet because you just KNOW they've learnt their "techniquea" from Ron Jeremy and Pussyman, but haven't a clue how to treat a woman!
yeah they learn how to fuck porn tapes have a lot to answer for!!
yeah a woman will love it if you rub away like aladdin with the lamp at her left boob!!
yeah you just spit on her pussy then pump away like a distempered dog!
of course she will adore you if you slap her face with your cock!!
guarenteed orgasm if you rub her clit like a very hard to remove stain!! xx "
Lol you certainly have a way with words! |
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I'm sure I've seen Esther Rantzen advertising one of those 'no win - no fee' ambulance-chasing compensation companies on Daytime TV for this sort of thing. I think it was along the lines of...
"Has someone you met on the internet sex promised to make you scream in ecstasy but left you screaming in frustration?
Has someone you've met for NSA promised to make you cum but left you wishing they would just go?
If so then go to our website double you double you double you dot DILIGAF dot com, or call the number on screen. If lines are busy call back later but do call."
She don't half get around, that Esther, eh?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If a guy messages you and says he can make you cum and cum and cum and you wont be dissappointed and he doesnt can you claim compensation "
Looking forward to reading about the Court case  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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yeah they learn how to fuck porn tapes have a lot to answer for!!
yeah a woman will love it if you rub away like aladdin with the lamp at her left boob!!
yeah you just spit on her pussy then pump away like a distempered dog!
of course she will adore you if you slap her face with your cock!!
guarenteed orgasm if you rub her clit like a very hard to remove stain!! xx "
Behave the way ta make a woman cum and cum is for the bloke ta lie there and let the woman do all the work aint it??? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"If a guy messages you and says he can make you cum and cum and cum and you wont be dissappointed and he doesnt can you claim compensation "
ahhhhhhhhhh well now this all depends on how he says he can make you cum and cum |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im always wary of a man who can talk a good fuck because experience tells me they cant live up to the hype! xx "
I think that's pretty common in life in general actually.
Those who do the big talk regularly fall short when it comes to the walk! |
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"If a guy messages you and says he can make you cum and cum and cum and you wont be dissappointed and he doesnt can you claim compensation "
How many times did you cum and how many did he promise? Or was he vague on numbers like a politician |
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"im always wary of a man who can talk a good fuck because experience tells me they cant live up to the hype! xx
I think that's pretty common in life in general actually.
Those who do the big talk regularly fall short when it comes to the walk!"
Yes, I have found this to be true, too, both in the "scene" and outside. Genuine confidence in one's ability shines needs no advertising campaign. |
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"im always wary of a man who can talk a good fuck because experience tells me they cant live up to the hype! xx
I tell them to stop talking if they want to meet because you just KNOW they've learnt their "techniquea" from Ron Jeremy and Pussyman, but haven't a clue how to treat a woman!
yeah they learn how to fuck porn tapes have a lot to answer for!!
yeah a woman will love it if you rub away like aladdin with the lamp at her left boob!!
yeah you just spit on her pussy then pump away like a distempered dog!
of course she will adore you if you slap her face with your cock!!
guarenteed orgasm if you rub her clit like a very hard to remove stain!! xx "
pmsl  |
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