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The naughtiest thing you have done in someone else’s house is?
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over a year ago
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i had sex with hubby then washed my fanny and dried it with their hand towel, i was in my twenties, wouldnt dream of doing anything like that now.  actualy, they had annoyed me. |
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My sister is ocd about housework and she bought some new cushions that no one was allowed to touch. When she went for a shower I piled the cushions up and sat on them to give jay a blowjob, we where like two naughty kids
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fell asleep after a party and found everyone had left the next day so watched TV and eat ben and jerry's watching TV all day then left before they got home.  |
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two different houses, once at a party, we fucked on their bed while they were chatting outside the door, people were looking for their jackets lol,
other time we fucked over the sink while the rest were sitting just outside in the garden, j was waving at them lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I pissed in my old teachers kettle. He had invited my parents round for dinner. I really hated him, he was a complete arsehole to me at school but was being nice to me in front of my mum and dad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I was about 19 I was asked to feed my mates mum's cats whilst they were on holiday. She was a very sexy Milf at the time! First time I went round, I found her lingerie drawer, and porn stash.... Spent the next hour wanking on her sofa, using her panties to spunk in to! Did it every day for a week, then kept the panties! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When I was about 19 I was asked to feed my mates mum's cats whilst they were on holiday. She was a very sexy Milf at the time! First time I went round, I found her lingerie drawer, and porn stash.... Spent the next hour wanking on her sofa, using her panties to spunk in to! Did it every day for a week, then kept the panties! "
Didn't she notice 7+ pairs of pants missing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Peeing on the toilet seat  Well at least you nearly got it right, I apparently didn't even make it to the bathroom lol 
Was it one of them uncontrollable laughing moments or was you so numb you didn't feel it coming? No, apparently I just said I needed a wee...then went.  "
I bet your OH was mortified. Maybe you should cut down on your alcohol intake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Peeing on the toilet seat Well at least you nearly got it right, I apparently didn't even make it to the bathroom lol
Was it one of them uncontrollable laughing moments or was you so numb you didn't feel it coming? No, apparently I just said I needed a wee...then went.
I bet your OH was mortified. Maybe you should cut down on your alcohol intake. I was 19.....  "
I was joking. I thought you were five or something. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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At a house party, I found myself recovering after passing out in the guest's bedroom. All but one were outside.
Anyway, I felt sick and tried to go to the bathroom (which was next door), but that one person was being sick in there.
I darent run down the stairs, as it was coming up. Nothing I could do. Through no control of my own, I threw up on their bed and once finished, walked away as if it were nothing.
The poor guy in the bathroom got the blame after.
Similar thing happened when I threw up on someone's car and a guy curled up on the kerb got the blame.
Bare in mind, this was when I was 16. Under age and no idea of my limits. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Peeing on the toilet seat Well at least you nearly got it right, I apparently didn't even make it to the bathroom lol
Was it one of them uncontrollable laughing moments or was you so numb you didn't feel it coming? No, apparently I just said I needed a wee...then went.
I bet your OH was mortified. Maybe you should cut down on your alcohol intake. I was 19.....
I was joking. I thought you were five or something. No I used to put my poo in my best friends jack in the box then. "
I bet that was a surprise when jack popped up with a brown hat on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Years ago when I was about 18 I was at a house party and needed a number 2.......no toilet roll.......panic.
No need, there was a hand towel which I hid behind the plastic bath panel.
10 years later a friend of the girl, whose house we were at, told the story at a dinner party about the party and said for months they couldn't understand what the smell was.
I didn't have the guys to own up. |
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"I was looking after a friends house, I arranged a meet there. I had seen she had some very sexy underwear as it was drying on the line, I wore her underear as I was getting fucked in her bed."
That's the best I've read tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone took me to their family home (no he's not married) chained me up to the loft stairs, blindfolded me and proceeded to use various toys on/in me. Ah memories. "
Sounds like a grand time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At a mates one eve sat at the table talking to him and his 30 yr old step daughter was sat next to me across the room from her mother and she was wanking me off. The day before she was sucking my cock in the kitchen with her mother just yards away.
I think my mate knew but her mother had no idea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucked on their dining table (sorry in laws  "
I was fucking my brothers gf on my sisters table and it collapsed we was now flat on the floor damaged done so we carried on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Asked by an NCT cohort if I could pop round to sort out her PC. Her hubby was out, on sorting PC she asked if I would accept fucking her as a thank you, ... I asked if she was sure ... She was, very.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At a friends house and they were in bathroom ages, I was busting, so I crapped on a newspaper and threw it out of the window..Later when we went out it was lying unfolded on the pavement and my friend said' look what some dirty bastard has done outside my house !!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It makes me think twice about having people in my home if this is normal!
I can honestly say I never treat other peoples homes with anything less than the respect I would want them to treat mine.
the guy who said he chucked the cat........... I seriously hope that is just a sick joke!
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