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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I pissed myself laughing yesterday in the Suns agony column yesterday .

A lady wrote in saying when her boyfriend rubs her pussy through her knickers she loves it , but as soon as he puts his hands inside it hurts

Deidre advised that he was probably a bit inexperienced and that his touch was a bit too heavy. So she said " ask him to imagine he is handling a baby bird " !!!!

Fuck me ! She must have never seen the film KES

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If he's putting his hands in, I should imagine it bloody does hurt ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

good advice though some of the men on here should read it.

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

I quite like a rough finger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ask, listen and obey. Simples. Clits do not respond well to jack hammers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I quite like a rough finger "

I like soul finger.

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By *rtemisiaWoman  over a year ago

Norwich


"I pissed myself laughing yesterday in the Suns agony column yesterday .

A lady wrote in saying when her boyfriend rubs her pussy through her knickers she loves it , but as soon as he puts his hands inside it hurts

Deidre advised that he was probably a bit inexperienced and that his touch was a bit too heavy. So she said " ask him to imagine he is handling a baby bird " !!!!

Fuck me ! She must have never seen the film KES "

I like this just for the naught thrill of it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh God no I hate rough fingering. It's what I imagine young blokes do when they're over-excited or just don't know what they're doing.

And rough handling my clit would result in me hitting the ceiling and not in a good way.

Intensity needs to build slowly for me.

Much the same id never treat a cock without care.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh God no I hate rough fingering. It's what I imagine young blokes do when they're over-excited or just don't know what they're doing.

And rough handling my clit would result in me hitting the ceiling and not in a good way.

Intensity needs to build slowly for me.

Much the same id never treat a cock without care."

It was the baby bird comment that made me laugh. Not sure if I encountered a baby bird I would wet my finger and gently slip it up it's foof

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh God no I hate rough fingering. It's what I imagine young blokes do when they're over-excited or just don't know what they're doing.

And rough handling my clit would result in me hitting the ceiling and not in a good way.

Intensity needs to build slowly for me.

Much the same id never treat a cock without care.

It was the baby bird comment that made me laugh. Not sure if I encountered a baby bird I would wet my finger and gently slip it up it's foof "

Yes it's a ridiculous analogy. Although you can drop tiny worms into their little wide open mouths............I have no idea where I'm going with this...

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