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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
What minor irritants 'gets on your tits'?
I hate it in a waiting room when someone cannot sit still and is constantly waving/ waggling their foot or leg around.
I hate it when there is a queue somewhere but the person in front of you won't move up into a gap which has been left - fucking MOVE!
I hate it when someone, in a quiet environment, starts tapping something - I want to break their fingers.
What gets on your tits? (Apart from whipped cream!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When people take forever at a cash point its like theyre typing beethovens bloody symphony on there!  |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"When people take forever at a cash point its like theyre typing beethovens bloody symphony on there! "
Or they are using about 3 bloody cards to withdraw £2.50 (I live in a student area - gits!) |
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Whistling (especially tuneless whistling)
Cracking fingers
Sniffing
Someone driving at 25 in a 30mph zone when there are no other cars.
Noisy eaters
Loud laughers
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i dont like it when people talk really loudly about personal stuff because they want everyone to hear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm happy to get on anyones tits if they'd let me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone driving at 40mph with no regard to where they are  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you're at the supermarket checkout and the person in front doesn't put the next person banner thingy on the conveyor belt and you have to reach over all their shopping to get it! |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
Taking private calls loudly in public. |
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When my son tells m he's hungry and I cook him what he wants and he refuses to eat it.
My postman who I'm convinced waits on the corner of my street behind a bush till I go out so he can put one of those bloody cards in my door.
Boy racers (who most of the time are grown men racers thinking they look cool in their cars worth £50 with a fucking great exhaust on it)
PayPal
I'll stop there but I'm sure I can think of more....lots, lots more!!!
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By *edRosesCouple
over a year ago
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when you wait in a long queue at Starbucks for example and the person in front waits till they get to the till to THEN think about what they want . . . |
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When your on a bus/train and the person behind you has got a new phone and they play every sodding ringtone full volume to see what they sound like!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who turn up to learn and then spend the whole time. Whinging and complaining arrrrgh what you doing here its a class stop thinking you are the best and get on with it |
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"I'm happy to get on anyones tits if they'd let me. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hate getting stuck behind slow walking people on the pavement.
Especially if they are taking up the entire width of it with their body/pushchair/gaggle of kids and don't seem to care that there is a queue of people waiting to get past.
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
When you ask someone do they want one thing OR another and they answer - yes. I gave you a fucking choice! Choose ONE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you're at the supermarket checkout and the person in front doesn't put the next person banner thingy on the conveyor belt and you have to reach over all their shopping to get it! "
Yep, that too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People that treat a shopping trip like a day out, wandering around slowly. Also people that take kids and/ or men shopping.
Poor things get bored out of their skulls.
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
People who stand in groups in doorways talking blocking entrance/exit. Shift yer arses! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It pisses me off when you phone the doctors or dentist and you have to explain your ailment to the bloody receptionist |
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In a queue at the Supermarket, several:
1/When you are waiting in a queue and the person having their shopping out through the scanner, suddenly realises they have forgotten something and goes off to get it...
2/When the person at the checkout, brings out a wad of coupons, that take an hour to be processed ( mind you the lady did get her £100 shopping for £2, so respect ( bitch ))
3/ When at the baccy counter, someone buys a packet of rizlers and has to pay for them with a sodding credit/debit card...get some cash you donut
4/ At said baccy checkout, where invariably, the lottery machines are, the person in front of you brings out a dozen old lottery tickets to be checked " just to be sure!" and proceeds to buy scratch cards from all the different ones: " i'll have two number ones, 3 number 4's and 2 number 5's"...it's not bloody countdown!
Lane discipline at roundabouts ( the arrows are there for a reason c**t- refer to c**t thread, it has it's context )
Rover Drivers
Volvo Drivers
Flat cap wearing rover and Volvo drivers
Oh....and Bettaware catalogues: if I didn't want it first time you posted it through my letter box, why would I want it the 42nd time you posted it.
Ketchup on bacon sandwiches.
Or am I becoming a curmudging old fart?
Happy Friday swingers1 |
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people riding bikes on the pavement
people putting their feet on the seats on the train
my neighbour cutting his grass at 8 in the morning. |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
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Mobile phone users answering a call while paying for their shopping...raude as fuck...  |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"It pisses me off when you phone the doctors or dentist and you have to explain your ailment to the bloody receptionist"
I refuse to. I simply say I will discuss personal medical issues with the doctor thank you. |
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Shop assistants chatting amongst themselves while serving you and it's usually slagging on a manager or another staff member |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"In a queue at the Supermarket, several:
1/When you are waiting in a queue and the person having their shopping out through the scanner, suddenly realises they have forgotten something and goes off to get it...
2/When the person at the checkout, brings out a wad of coupons, that take an hour to be processed ( mind you the lady did get her £100 shopping for £2, so respect ( bitch ))
3/ When at the baccy counter, someone buys a packet of rizlers and has to pay for them with a sodding credit/debit card...get some cash you donut
4/ At said baccy checkout, where invariably, the lottery machines are, the person in front of you brings out a dozen old lottery tickets to be checked " just to be sure!" and proceeds to buy scratch cards from all the different ones: " i'll have two number ones, 3 number 4's and 2 number 5's"...it's not bloody countdown!
Lane discipline at roundabouts ( the arrows are there for a reason c**t- refer to c**t thread, it has it's context )
Rover Drivers
Volvo Drivers
Flat cap wearing rover and Volvo drivers
Oh....and Bettaware catalogues: if I didn't want it first time you posted it through my letter box, why would I want it the 42nd time you posted it.
Ketchup on bacon sandwiches.
Or am I becoming a curmudging old fart?
Happy Friday swingers1 "
I'm with you on most of those. The Bettaware people now get a note saying it's in the recycle bin. They still fucking post a new one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pisses me off when people call ASDA and TESCO.... ASDAS, TESCOS!!!! Grrrr there is no bloody 'S' at the end! |
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"Pisses me off when people call ASDA and TESCO.... ASDAS, TESCOS!!!! Grrrr there is no bloody 'S' at the end! "
there are some people who are more curmud.....grumpier than me!!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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women who have babies and go on about what hard work it is especialy if they only have one. |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
I hate it when people insist I shop at the supermarket they do rather than the one I prefer with a long list of deals they got there.
Very pleased for you. I like where I shop thanks and at my age I don't need advice on how to spend money I'VE earned. |
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"women who have babies and go on about what hard work it is especialy if they only have one. "
It is hard work!! |
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"Pisses me off when people call ASDA and TESCO.... ASDAS, TESCOS!!!! Grrrr there is no bloody 'S' at the end! "
Pretty sure I do this and marks and Spencers |
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"Pisses me off when people call ASDA and TESCO.... ASDAS, TESCOS!!!! Grrrr there is no bloody 'S' at the end! "
Do you call it Sainsbury??? Just asking!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"women who have babies and go on about what hard work it is especialy if they only have one.
It is hard work!! "
These days we have washing machines, lots of labour saving devises, they are more hard work when they get older. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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people who drop litter |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"women who have babies and go on about what hard work it is especialy if they only have one.
It is hard work!!
These days we have washing machines, lots of labour saving devises, they are more hard work when they get older."
And then they're at school for much of the day.  |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
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"people who drop litter "
Yes! And people who spit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When people say Axe instead of ASK!
People who don't indicate
Shop assistants handing me coins on top of notes,on top of receipts, such a fiddle to then get it into my purse
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By *ean299Man
over a year ago
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"In a queue at the Supermarket, several:
1/When you are waiting in a queue and the person having their shopping out through the scanner, suddenly realises they have forgotten something and goes off to get it...
2/When the person at the checkout, brings out a wad of coupons, that take an hour to be processed ( mind you the lady did get her £100 shopping for £2, so respect ( bitch ))
3/ When at the baccy counter, someone buys a packet of rizlers and has to pay for them with a sodding credit/debit card...get some cash you donut
4/ At said baccy checkout, where invariably, the lottery machines are, the person in front of you brings out a dozen old lottery tickets to be checked " just to be sure!" and proceeds to buy scratch cards from all the different ones: " i'll have two number ones, 3 number 4's and 2 number 5's"...it's not bloody countdown!
Lane discipline at roundabouts ( the arrows are there for a reason c**t- refer to c**t thread, it has it's context )
Rover Drivers
Volvo Drivers
Flat cap wearing rover and Volvo drivers
Oh....and Bettaware catalogues: if I didn't want it first time you posted it through my letter box, why would I want it the 42nd time you posted it.
Ketchup on bacon sandwiches.
Or am I becoming a curmudging old fart?
Happy Friday swingers1 "
When a person at the checkout is told the amound due for their purchases only then do they start to root in their pocket and/or purse for money and then proceed to pay in coins which must be very slowly checked and counted. At times it like as if it is a surprise that they actually have to pay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id be here all day reeling off a list!But one thing that does piss me off, is when I am out walking my dogs,unleashed dogs come running over to mine barking like mad,totally ignoring their owners 'attempts' to retrieve them.My girls then rear up and then the bloody owners have a go at me!Also people with those effing pull along shopping trolleys (usually tartan).They always get under my feet in the Supermarket!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People at petrol stations who fart arse around after they get back into their car.
Staff in shops who talk about their personal life in between customers whilst you stand there.
People who park their cars redonkulously close to others in bays!
Waiting staff who presume because I'm fat I need big portions!
Hold music
My current lodger thinking that part of our agreement is I do her laundry
Living 100 miles away from my OH when I want a cuddle
Hormones
The new collar I want being way more expensive than I can justify spending
I'm soooo glad this thread was up today, I really do need a rant! |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"When people say Axe instead of ASK!
People who don't indicate
Shop assistants handing me coins on top of notes,on top of receipts, such a fiddle to then get it into my purse
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I hate being handed change like that. I slap it down on the counter and take my time sorting it out before leaving the till as I can't do it with shopping in one hand as I walk away without dropping it. |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
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"People at petrol stations who fart arse around after they get back into their car.
Staff in shops who talk about their personal life in between customers whilst you stand there.
People who park their cars redonkulously close to others in bays!
Waiting staff who presume because I'm fat I need big portions!
Hold music
My current lodger thinking that part of our agreement is I do her laundry
Living 100 miles away from my OH when I want a cuddle
Hormones
The new collar I want being way more expensive than I can justify spending
I'm soooo glad this thread was up today, I really do need a rant!"
Enjoy and get it all off yer chest. No matter how minor or seemingly silly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pisses me off when people call ASDA and TESCO.... ASDAS, TESCOS!!!! Grrrr there is no bloody 'S' at the end! "
I am guilty of that must be a south east thing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fucking I Pad . Everytime I use the "Y" key it prints "T" . Makes me look like a fucking retard |
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People who don't pick up after their dog - Saw an old git do this the other day and it just happened that a PC walked by, so reported it and she had words with him. (She was incredibly fit too ... best I get over to the stories and fantasies section!)
People who drive down the middle lane of the motorway, when the inside lane is clear.
People who leave their trolley in the middle of the aisle of the supermarket and are unaware / don't give a $h!t about anyone else.
Menu options when you call a company and also to be told that your call is important - Well feckin answer it then!
Groups of kids walking down the pavement and expect you to get out of their way / step into the road.
People who use the word 'literally' inappropriately e.g. 'I literally died' etc - no you didn't! |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Fucking I Pad . Everytime I use the "Y" key it prints "T" . Makes me look like a fucking retard "
I bet W fucking H Smith sells tablets. Why not buy a new one from the self - service checkout? |
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People who open their car door and hit your car in a car park. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking I Pad . Everytime I use the "Y" key it prints "T" . Makes me look like a fucking retard
I bet W fucking H Smith sells tablets. Why not buy a new one from the self - service checkout? "
yes I'm sure they do .....SELL SHIT THAT DOESN'T WORK PROPERLY |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Fucking I Pad . Everytime I use the "Y" key it prints "T" . Makes me look like a fucking retard
I bet W fucking H Smith sells tablets. Why not buy a new one from the self - service checkout?
yes I'm sure they do .....SELL SHIT THAT DOESN'T WORK PROPERLY "
PMSL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"women who have babies and go on about what hard work it is especialy if they only have one.
It is hard work!!
These days we have washing machines, lots of labour saving devises, they are more hard work when they get older.
And then they're at school for much of the day. "
when they become teenagers i mean. |
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People who drop litter
People who spit in public
Text speak (txt spk, if you can't read it)
Saying 'yous'
Saying 'was' instead of 'were' |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People at petrol stations who fart arse around after they get back into their car.
Staff in shops who talk about their personal life in between customers whilst you stand there.
People who park their cars redonkulously close to others in bays!
Waiting staff who presume because I'm fat I need big portions!
Hold music
My current lodger thinking that part of our agreement is I do her laundry
Living 100 miles away from my OH when I want a cuddle
Hormones
The new collar I want being way more expensive than I can justify spending
I'm soooo glad this thread was up today, I really do need a rant!
Enjoy and get it all off yer chest. No matter how minor or seemingly silly. "
I has more!
Idiots who drive around blaring their shite music (usually the duff duff) type from their car stereos)
The bitch who lives over the road from me (various reasons why!)
My stepdad's kids treating him badly
My maternal aunt...
Being too indecisive
Not having enough hands
My laptop doing the blue screen of death earlier!
TOWIE not being on!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who kiss arse all the time its so cringeworthy and puts people off. |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
People who park at night but leave their fucking lights blazing making you wonder what the fuck they are going to do. |
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"It pisses me off when you phone the doctors or dentist and you have to explain your ailment to the bloody receptionist
I refuse to. I simply say I will discuss personal medical issues with the doctor thank you."
i usually ask are they the one with the medical degree and are they licensed to prescribed medication to assist me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who kiss arse all the time its so cringeworthy and puts people off."
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"People who drop litter
People who spit in public
Text speak (txt spk, if you can't read it)
Saying 'yous'
Saying 'was' instead of 'were'"
I hate - 'I'm going shops'.
It's 'going TO THE shops'!! |
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white middle class young people who talk like their from the ghetto, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ooh and the pricks who park in parent and baby spaces with no kids
Muppets who stop dead when your walking down the busy high street, then moan when you knock their ankles with the pram (sorry I'm not a mind reader!)
School mums who's kids are always late but their hair and make up is perfect..or the opposite, the ones in their pj's
Bus drivers (I will keep it specific to bus drivers in Aberdeen lol)
People who think it's weird my husband doesn't follow football
Those who assume because I'm fat I must sit on my arse all day eating Mcdonalds and watching Jeremy Kyle (the complete opposite)
Hermes delivery company
Doc Mc-fucking-stuffins!!!!
This is so cathartic! Phew lol |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
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"ooh and the pricks who park in parent and baby spaces with no kids
Muppets who stop dead when your walking down the busy high street, then moan when you knock their ankles with the pram (sorry I'm not a mind reader!)
School mums who's kids are always late but their hair and make up is perfect..or the opposite, the ones in their pj's
Bus drivers (I will keep it specific to bus drivers in Aberdeen lol)
People who think it's weird my husband doesn't follow football
Those who assume because I'm fat I must sit on my arse all day eating Mcdonalds and watching Jeremy Kyle (the complete opposite)
Hermes delivery company
Doc Mc-fucking-stuffins!!!!
This is so cathartic! Phew lol"
I used to park in parent bays when all the disabled bays were full. I couldn't transfer my mum to her wheelchair without a wide bay.
And have received abuse for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ooh and the pricks who park in parent and baby spaces with no kids
Muppets who stop dead when your walking down the busy high street, then moan when you knock their ankles with the pram (sorry I'm not a mind reader!)
School mums who's kids are always late but their hair and make up is perfect..or the opposite, the ones in their pj's
Bus drivers (I will keep it specific to bus drivers in Aberdeen lol)
People who think it's weird my husband doesn't follow football
Those who assume because I'm fat I must sit on my arse all day eating Mcdonalds and watching Jeremy Kyle (the complete opposite)
Hermes delivery company
Doc Mc-fucking-stuffins!!!!
This is so cathartic! Phew lol
I used to park in parent bays when all the disabled bays were full. I couldn't transfer my mum to her wheelchair without a wide bay.
And have received abuse for it."
But I assume you put the blue badge up? That's obviously very different, and I've seen first hand the abuse people using disabled bays, even with the blue badge can get 
My dad didn't "look" disabled, wasn't missing any limbs or using a wheel chair, and it was shocking the abuse he would get!
I'm talking about the white van man and the idiots in sports cars!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Moaners, Moaners get on my Tits  |
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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago
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Spending time reading all the way through this thread just to find there are so many moaning faced fuckers on this site  oh! and cats shitting in my garden |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"ooh and the pricks who park in parent and baby spaces with no kids
Muppets who stop dead when your walking down the busy high street, then moan when you knock their ankles with the pram (sorry I'm not a mind reader!)
School mums who's kids are always late but their hair and make up is perfect..or the opposite, the ones in their pj's
Bus drivers (I will keep it specific to bus drivers in Aberdeen lol)
People who think it's weird my husband doesn't follow football
Those who assume because I'm fat I must sit on my arse all day eating Mcdonalds and watching Jeremy Kyle (the complete opposite)
Hermes delivery company
Doc Mc-fucking-stuffins!!!!
This is so cathartic! Phew lol
I used to park in parent bays when all the disabled bays were full. I couldn't transfer my mum to her wheelchair without a wide bay.
And have received abuse for it.
But I assume you put the blue badge up? That's obviously very different, and I've seen first hand the abuse people using disabled bays, even with the blue badge can get
My dad didn't "look" disabled, wasn't missing any limbs or using a wheel chair, and it was shocking the abuse he would get!
I'm talking about the white van man and the idiots in sports cars!!"
Always used the badge. And never parked in designated bays when on my own. |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Moaners, Moaners get on my Tits "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who spit in the street.
I'm not a violent person (my counsellor says I'm past that now and I no longer need to see my probation officer) but it makes me want to throw people to floor and then make them lick it up.
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
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"People who spit in the street.
I'm not a violent person (my counsellor says I'm past that now and I no longer need to see my probation officer) but it makes me want to throw people to floor and then make them lick it up.
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I think that's very restrained. Makes me want to repeatedly slam their head into the concrete. Instead, being British, I assertively tut. Under my breath of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bollox gets on my tits .
Her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking I Pad . Everytime I use the "Y" key it prints "T" . Makes me look like a fucking retard "
you think 'thats' what makes you look one? |
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people thinking that speed limits are a minimum.
yes I know the limit is 50mph, I'm doing 40mph. Fucking live with it.
Oh and the closer you get to my rear bumper the slower I will go. this is for YOUR safety if I have to stop quickly. |
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over a year ago
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there is a 30mph limit where we go to take our dog for a walk because of the ponies, donkeys and cattle on the roads yet lots of people who are local dont stick to it and drive too fast.  |
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People that stop and chat at the top or bottom of escalators.
People that drop bags of dog shit in the litter bins next to me when I'm eating... Just happened... (THERE'S A F##KING BIN FOR THAT SHIT LESS THAN TWO METRES AWAY IN THE DIRECTION YOU'RE HEADING....but no you go out your way to piss me off). God that feels better x
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over a year ago
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Incredibly hairy pussies, crunchy carpets and 20watt bulbs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"white middle class young people who talk like their from the ghetto, "
Very true.The nearest they've been to a Ghetto is Chalfont St Giles. |
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"white middle class young people who talk like their from the ghetto,
Very true.The nearest they've been to a Ghetto is Chalfont St Giles."
Or grand theft auto on their console.... "init" sorry x |
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over a year ago
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"People who spit in the street.
I'm not a violent person (my counsellor says I'm past that now and I no longer need to see my probation officer) but it makes me want to throw people to floor and then make them lick it up.
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Oh this is quite disgusting, a pet hate. A revolting pig of a man was making the most vile noises outside a sandwich shop today whilst spitting. I heaved and I wasn't one of that poor unfortunates sitting in the Sunshine trying to eat lunch. |
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over a year ago
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"What minor irritants 'gets on your tits'?
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The goof in front in most traffic jams, that just has to want to wash his windscreen with his NOT adjusted jets so they shoot straight over the top and splosh onto mine!
***Shakes fist*** |
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over a year ago
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People who constantly moan!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who constantly moan!!! "
^ stop moaning! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you ask someone do they want one thing OR another and they answer - yes. I gave you a fucking choice! Choose ONE!"
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over a year ago
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"What minor irritants 'gets on your tits'?
I hate it in a waiting room when someone cannot sit still and is constantly waving/ waggling their foot or leg around.
I hate it when there is a queue somewhere but the person in front of you won't move up into a gap which has been left - fucking MOVE!
I hate it when someone, in a quiet environment, starts tapping something - I want to break their fingers.
What gets on your tits? (Apart from whipped cream!)"
People with low tolerance levels |
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over a year ago
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The car in front (usually a Nissan micra) that breaks for no apparent reason??? |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
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"The car in front (usually a Nissan micra) that breaks for no apparent reason???"
I hate anyone who drives on their brakes. |
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over a year ago
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When you've taken she's to choose what you're having to eat in a restaurant & they come back to say "we've run out !" - tell me that before I start choosing !!!!!!!
People not saying thank you when you're driving & you've let them come out of a junction! That really bugs me! And the same with holding a door open - it's manners - simples !
The bloke in front of me at the self service till in Tesco the other day ! He paid his whole bill in silver & coppers taking what felt like ten minutes !
At a concert - when you're sat behind the 6ft 5 bloke & can't see a thing !
Feels good to get that off my chest ! |
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over a year ago
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Having a crap, spending ages wiping your arse to get it fastidiously clean, then doing a 12 second fart that changes note 4 times then more shit comes out |
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over a year ago
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people who swerve to the right when they turning left - ggrrrr |
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People who use 'me' instead of 'my'.
Its just one of my gripes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who use 'me' instead of 'my'.
Its just one of my gripes"
or 'am' instead of 'I'm' |
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Drivers who don't pull up close enough to the one in front at a queue.
This does affect drivers at the back of the queue, for eg at traffic lights |
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over a year ago
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"people thinking that speed limits are a minimum.
yes I know the limit is 50mph, I'm doing 40mph. Fucking live with it.
Oh and the closer you get to my rear bumper the slower I will go. this is for YOUR safety if I have to stop quickly."
But if conditions are right to do the limit and you don't, that's a fail on your driving test.
Personal annoyances right now: people asking if I can get them into my place of work for reduced price. No!
The complete inability for residents here to cope with there being no trams but instead a bus following the exact same route.
People that wont walk at a decent pave but defend their position by repeatedly cutting off any over taking manoeuvre.
Why nobody in my building can afford a fucking dog lead? I know some of you are low grade footballers, a lead costs under a tenner.
Speaking of people in my building, we all have an allocated parking space but fight for the visitor spaces that are 2m closer. Just park and use your legs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm happy to get on anyones tits if they'd let me.
*waves "
Dammit missed that. That offer still open? |
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over a year ago
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People who use the word 'pacific' instead of 'specific'
Drivers who just throw their cigarettes out of their car - so arrogant.
Phone while driving - seen the results it can have.
People just slagging off the poor / rich, races, individuals etc, without even knowing what 'made them' the way they were.
Text speak, or adults using 'lol' - just cannot understand it!
As already mentioned 'AsdaS or TescoS' when there's no S...
People who slag off their partners (beyond standard petty stuff) then stay with them.
Liars.
Women on here who get loads of attention then think they're gods gift, men who ruin it for others, and people like myself who just like to join in with threads rather than look to get 'swinging'
Loads more I'm sure, but that's enough
P.S. People who do P.S. |
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over a year ago
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Ppi phone calls ive never had ppi
Text messages saying im entitled to 3 grand compo for my accident last year. Did not realise I had an accident last year.
When sky/bt or others phone you to discuss your account then ask you for all your security questions. You rang me ffs you tell me the answers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Queue jumping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drivers who don't pull up close enough to the one in front at a queue.
This does affect drivers at the back of the queue, for eg at traffic lights"
But if you pull right up to the car in front of you if there is a problem you can't manoeuvre around it. I was taught always leave sufficient space so you can get around the car in front if it stalls or breaks down or it simply stops for no reason. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Middle lane drivers
people who use there mobile when driving.
When people speed past you, jump in the gap that you have left for braking distance...Then F**King slowing down |
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over a year ago
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"Drivers who don't pull up close enough to the one in front at a queue.
This does affect drivers at the back of the queue, for eg at traffic lights
But if you pull right up to the car in front of you if there is a problem you can't manoeuvre around it. I was taught always leave sufficient space so you can get around the car in front if it stalls or breaks down or it simply stops for no reason. "
was told that too |
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over a year ago
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When people speed past you, jump in the gap that you have left for braking distance...Then F**King slowing down "
Absolutely with you on this one. |
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over a year ago
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"Fucking I Pad . Everytime I use the "Y" key it prints "T" . Makes me look like a fucking retard
you think 'thats' what makes you look one? "
NO ! If I really wanted to look stupid, I would slide a toblerone between my legs |
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over a year ago
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"Fucking I Pad . Everytime I use the "Y" key it prints "T" . Makes me look like a fucking retard
you think 'thats' what makes you look one?
NO ! If I really wanted to look stupid, I would slide a toblerone between my legs "
lol you made me!! Not saving you a chunk now |
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over a year ago
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Self service checkouts, my item is already in the bagging area!!!
Spitting. It's vile, rancid and unnecessary.
Bad manners.
People who drive at 45 in a 60 zone, then go into a 30 and stay at 45. I don't know who taught them to drive but they need to learn that 1 does not in fact counteract the other.
Text talk.
Smokers that stand in the doorway and blow it all over you. I used to smoke but I always tried to be considerate of others, it's not difficult.
Wow, this does make you feel better lol. |
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over a year ago
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People who bag their dogs shit then leave the bag hanging from a tree branch. Strange one?? |
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the people that said i was a troll 4days ago, because i said bob geldof was a cunt on a peach geldof thread. on hindsight i was a cunt for saying that but i ain't no troll..if i was a troll it wouldn't get ON MY TITS as much...was that the question? x X X |
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over a year ago
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Standing behind some one at the checkout who waits untill asked for money to start looking for purse/ wallet |
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Giving people way at junctions and not getting a thanks.
People that don't give way at give-ways, I now just carry on as they're coming through and drive or stop in the middle of the road so they have to squeeze past or stop themselves (it really pisses me off)
Cocky people
People that can't bloody park properly and have no consideration for others on the street cos they park far but not far enough to squeeze another car in between
Show offs/braggers
One of the pts at the gym that flirts with all the men but gives us women the dirtiest looks ever, especially the ones with bigger tits...I get a proper death stare like I'm competition, I go to sweat like a pig and work my arse off not steal your men you twit!
People that kiss arse, I can't be doing with arse lickers, they make me cringe
People that don't close doors behind them
Traffic lights that are always red when you're in a hurry
People that don't indicate..whhyyyy???
Gold diggers, it's like ugh fucking earn your own money and be independent
People that still wear rockport boots in 2014...urgh
When in a queue anywhere and the person behind you is up your arse, why dickhead why? You're not gonna get there any sooner! I now ask people to stand back instead of on my head in those exact words.
People that stand around town in groups usually blocking the way or entrances/exits to shops and don't give a toss
Inconsiderate or selfish people
Very very slow drivers
People that brake for no reason at all
Liars...little white lies don't matter but bare faced liars are absolutely awful people
People with big cars usually 4x4s that can't handle them
People that cheat on partners, yes it's difficult to get out of relationships with someone you once loved but it's unfair and selfish to keep them hanging on when all you're doing is messing around with others, either leave and play or be faithful and stay
To conclude...people in general and shit drivers! Other than that I'm good with everything! |
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over a year ago
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When you tell someone you have a headache and they tell you they have a migraine
And you tell them you got a bit of a cold last week and they almost died from man flu
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"Giving people way at junctions and not getting a thanks.
People that don't give way at give-ways, I now just carry on as they're coming through and drive or stop in the middle of the road so they have to squeeze past or stop themselves (it really pisses me off)
Cocky people
People that can't bloody park properly and have no consideration for others on the street cos they park far but not far enough to squeeze another car in between
Show offs/braggers
One of the pts at the gym that flirts with all the men but gives us women the dirtiest looks ever, especially the ones with bigger tits...I get a proper death stare like I'm competition, I go to sweat like a pig and work my arse off not steal your men you twit!
People that kiss arse, I can't be doing with arse lickers, they make me cringe
People that don't close doors behind them
Traffic lights that are always red when you're in a hurry
People that don't indicate..whhyyyy???
Gold diggers, it's like ugh fucking earn your own money and be independent
People that still wear rockport boots in 2014...urgh
When in a queue anywhere and the person behind you is up your arse, why dickhead why? You're not gonna get there any sooner! I now ask people to stand back instead of on my head in those exact words.
People that stand around town in groups usually blocking the way or entrances/exits to shops and don't give a toss
Inconsiderate or selfish people
Very very slow drivers
People that brake for no reason at all
Liars...little white lies don't matter but bare faced liars are absolutely awful people
People with big cars usually 4x4s that can't handle them
People that cheat on partners, yes it's difficult to get out of relationships with someone you once loved but it's unfair and selfish to keep them hanging on when all you're doing is messing around with others, either leave and play or be faithful and stay
To conclude...people in general and shit drivers! Other than that I'm good with everything! "
Wow that's a list and half ~ I'll randomly pick one of yours lol |
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"Giving people way at junctions and not getting a thanks.
People that don't give way at give-ways, I now just carry on as they're coming through and drive or stop in the middle of the road so they have to squeeze past or stop themselves (it really pisses me off)
Cocky people
People that can't bloody park properly and have no consideration for others on the street cos they park far but not far enough to squeeze another car in between
Show offs/braggers
One of the pts at the gym that flirts with all the men but gives us women the dirtiest looks ever, especially the ones with bigger tits...I get a proper death stare like I'm competition, I go to sweat like a pig and work my arse off not steal your men you twit!
People that kiss arse, I can't be doing with arse lickers, they make me cringe
People that don't close doors behind them
Traffic lights that are always red when you're in a hurry
People that don't indicate..whhyyyy???
Gold diggers, it's like ugh fucking earn your own money and be independent
People that still wear rockport boots in 2014...urgh
When in a queue anywhere and the person behind you is up your arse, why dickhead why? You're not gonna get there any sooner! I now ask people to stand back instead of on my head in those exact words.
People that stand around town in groups usually blocking the way or entrances/exits to shops and don't give a toss
Inconsiderate or selfish people
Very very slow drivers
People that brake for no reason at all
Liars...little white lies don't matter but bare faced liars are absolutely awful people
People with big cars usually 4x4s that can't handle them
People that cheat on partners, yes it's difficult to get out of relationships with someone you once loved but it's unfair and selfish to keep them hanging on when all you're doing is messing around with others, either leave and play or be faithful and stay
To conclude...people in general and shit drivers! Other than that I'm good with everything!
Wow that's a list and half ~ I'll randomly pick one of yours lol "
I didn't think it was that long till I posted it, funny thing is, I don't moan about these things generally, they're just things I'm not keen on...pick away honey, with an arse like that I'm giving you permission! |
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over a year ago
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Women at checkouts who after being served just have to put all the coins in just the right compartments of their purse, then put the receipt neatly folded somewhere safe, then put the purse in just the right place in the handbag, then fumble around for their car keys, and then, and only then, get out of the fecking way so the next customer can be served. |
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"Women at checkouts who after being served just have to put all the coins in just the right compartments of their purse, then put the receipt neatly folded somewhere safe, then put the purse in just the right place in the handbag, then fumble around for their car keys, and then, and only then, get out of the fecking way so the next customer can be served."
I forgot to add that to my list! This one too! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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People who feel the need to tell the world every aspect of their lives.
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over a year ago
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Would anyone like me to get on their tits? |
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over a year ago
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Men above the age of 30 that wear trainers as part of their going out attire.
Men above above the age 14 wearing replica sportswear. This includes football , rugby and any American sports.
Men in any form of tracksuit when not not exercising.
Converse and jeans and suit jackets.
Trainers and wearing a shirt.
Tracksuit bottoms and a shirt.
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over a year ago
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Just so you know, I am wearing converse, jeans and a shirt right now. Have a good evening. |
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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago
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The fact old people don't know how to use a chip and pin machine and blame their age for this as it's advancement in technology . When it was first used in the shops nationally they were quite young .
When the same type of people type in their pin and they nearly break the thing by pressing too hard and claim the place where it's held is broken. When it's obvious it's there to adjust for peoples eyesight.
The fact a woman can show a bit of leg or boob and they get into a pub/club and a regular whose been going their years so they won't be allowed in if they forget their ID on the one occasion when the bouncers are being more "vigilant".
Can name lots as I work in retail. |
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over a year ago
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"Just so you know, I am wearing converse, jeans and a shirt right now. Have a good evening."
I could feel you lurking. |
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over a year ago
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"Just so you know, I am wearing converse, jeans and a shirt right now. Have a good evening.
I could feel you lurking. "
I could feel you judging! |
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"Just so you know, I am wearing converse, jeans and a shirt right now. Have a good evening.
I could feel you lurking.
I could feel you judging!"
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over a year ago
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Normally hair gets on my tits. :D
I joke of course. It was terrible I know.
As a motorcycle rider, a lot of drivers who are too retarded and don't know how to; use roundabouts, understand traffic lights, and do something I call the "oh shit!" When they swerve into the lane they're supposed to be in at the last minute.
I mean, how the fuck do these people manage to pass their driving tests?!
These same sort of idiots tailgate so close to me in traffic, and overtake accelerating too quickly and giving me barely any space. Any closer, and they'd knock me off! |
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over a year ago
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"Pisses me off when people call ASDA and TESCO.... ASDAS, TESCOS!!!! Grrrr there is no bloody 'S' at the end!
Pretty sure I do this and marks and Spencers "
And people who insist on saying MatalanD grrr |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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when the postie leaves a card asking you to pick up parcel from P.O I got there at 4 oclock to be told you can only pick up before 12.00,but Iwork full time thats why I wasn't in to start with,i getmy parcels delivered to aneighbours now otherwise I wouldhave to wait till sat morning for them |
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over a year ago
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OAP's in general especially those who want to tell the shopkeeper their life stories while you are stuck behind them in a queue |
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over a year ago
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30 something people riding on mobility scoters because they to fat and idle to walk to the post office to collect there sick money |
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The wankbag in the Audi a5 3.0 sport back who insisted on driving at 45mph apart from every time I attempted to overtake him then put his foot down then slowed down again. I had no chance in my diesel juke of out accelerating him. Got right on my tits he did |
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"ooh and the pricks who park in parent and baby spaces with no kids
Muppets who stop dead when your walking down the busy high street, then moan when you knock their ankles with the pram (sorry I'm not a mind reader!)
School mums who's kids are always late but their hair and make up is perfect..or the opposite, the ones in their pj's
Bus drivers (I will keep it specific to bus drivers in Aberdeen lol)
People who think it's weird my husband doesn't follow football
Those who assume because I'm fat I must sit on my arse all day eating Mcdonalds and watching Jeremy Kyle (the complete opposite)
Hermes delivery company
Doc Mc-fucking-stuffins!!!!
This is so cathartic! Phew lol"
My fb had a horrendous time with hermes delivery company. Hes vowed never to use them again. And doc mcstuffins is my nieces favourite programme just now. Ill take that over mr tumble any day. That guy gives me the creeps x |
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over a year ago
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"People who feel the need to tell the world every aspect of their lives.
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this one I am so with you.
had a tyre changed on my truck the other day and the fitter more or less told me his sob story life.
at one point I thought he was going to cry on my shoulder ffs |
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"The wankbag in the Audi a5 3.0 sport back who insisted on driving at 45mph apart from every time I attempted to overtake him then put his foot down then slowed down again. I had no chance in my diesel juke of out accelerating him. Got right on my tits he did "
I feel your pain,
as a truck driver I find motorists of lesser sized cars have a point to prove of how stupid they are.
simple physics are....
my vehicle is bigger, therefore takes longer to stop..
bit like knobs who put there Fog lights on but don't slow down...
And now I can breathe lol
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over a year ago
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Life in modern Britain in general. The country has gone to the dogs...its time to pack up and leave maybe.
Thieving, scamming politicians who promise us the earth then steal our money...and tell us that they're acting in our best interests whilst looking for the next scam/bigger second-home/'fact-finding mission' in the sun. They're a bunch of thieving, snivelling, snide, underhand, low-life turds.
The fact that as a nation we're going backwards...look what happened to transatlantic travel when Concorde was retired
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over a year ago
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People who bag their dogs shit, but then leave said bag on the side of the pavement.
Till person and customer having a long conversation even though their transaction is completed, oblivious to the massive queue forming.
People who slow to 15 miles an hour to go past speed cameras in a 30 or even 40 zone.
Large groups (mainly teenagers) stopping for conversations in the middle of shopping aisles. |
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over a year ago
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People who enquire "why are you going this way". Because it's the quickest way you fuckwit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I'm in a supermarket and a mother is telling off her young son with whom I share the same name. It puts me right off my shoplifting. |
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Parking spaces that seem to have become narrower, so helping the twats who feel it is ok to hit their doors onto your car. Self service checkout staff who dont open the bags, whilst noone is there, prefering instead to chat to friend on next till or stand around looking spare. Volvo drivers. Drivers who dont indicate. Drivers who dont keep left. And passengers in public transport who try to prevent others getting a seat, or soil the seats with their shoes, ready to ruin my dress. |
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"People who feel the need to tell the world every aspect of their lives.
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Checking the forums yesterday so many topics seemed to be just this.
Ive just had a shit, who else has had a shit today?
Who fucking cares. Its not thread worthy. Yeah ok I made the above example up, but change 'shit' for 'soup' or 'cake' or some other bollocks and your there.
CSS - Cool story Sister (bro's aswell)
Use the 'Pre_iew' button and ask yourself, is it worth telling. Would you tell us in the pub? |
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What really gets on my tits (moobs)
People who put there jackets in over head compartments on planes :@ :@......its for bags !!! Pit your jacket on your knee you lazy twat rant over lol
....yes i am not long back a holiday lol :P |
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over a year ago
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"when you wait in a long queue at Starbucks for example and the person in front waits till they get to the till to THEN think about what they want . . ."
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bot clog or the poopy plop plop show. x X X |
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People who look backwards but walk forwards.
They turn straight into you. Twats
Another supermarket classic. |
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over a year ago
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"It pisses me off when you phone the doctors or dentist and you have to explain your ailment to the bloody receptionist"
Since when did they become doctors? It gets my goat every time. So I tell them they don't need to know. I'll tell the doctor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who enquire "why are you going this way". Because it's the quickest way you fuckwit. "
Because I'm driving!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People on trains:
1. Play their music so loud, it hurts my ears and trying to concentrate on my work.
2. Who take up most of the space on the table, then complain when I open up my laptop opposite them.
3. People who wear backpacks in front of you.
4. People with suitcases that stop to adjust the pulling hand to wheel them off, as soon as they step off the train.
5. When you're waiting to board a train and you leave space for the passengers to get off the train and someone stands in that space.
6. People who hit or touch my laptop when walking pass me - a girl with a backpack knocked it once and a large conductor too.
7. People who stand on the left hand side of the escalator.
8. People who start boarding the train when you're trying to get off.
Customers at petrol stations:
1. People who forget which pump they're on.
2. People who put their money or cards into their mouth and then expect me to take it with my bare hands.
3. People who eat or talk on the phone whilst I'm serving them - it works both ways!
4. People who argue with me, when I challenge them for smoking on the forecourt.
5. People who push in front of people in the queue and/or bang the money onto the counter and rush off without telling me which pump they are.
6. People who deliberately say 'no' when ask if they have any fuel when they're buying something inside the kiosk and then drive off.
I'm sure there's a lot more I can think of.
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People who insist on drinking at the bar in a half empty pub get your drink and suck fucking down so others can get to the bar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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personal life:
people walking slowly down the middle of a shopping aisle
similarly people standing chatting in the same place
people that drive with fog lights on, when it aint foggy.
people driving with NO lights on when it IS foggy
middle lane hoggers
white people that talk like black gangsters
people that are obsessed with 'stuff'
people that think they know everything
those that have an opinion on EVERYTHING, and it always right
people asking stupid question
people asking questions they dont want honest answers to
work wise:
smokers that do it in the truck, then leave the lovely aroma for me to sit in for the next however many hours
the cnut that parks opposite me, when im trying to reverse onto a bay, with his main beam/full beam headlights on, so everytime i look at my mirror, i get blinded
DAF CFs
people that sit at 50 on the motorway, until they get overtaken by a lorry, then decide they cant take the humility so speed up enough for people to get annoyed at ME for not overtaking properly
loaders that cant do their job properly
going into an office and getting a blank look when you ask a perfectly reasonable question (usually about the gentlemans facilities that dont appear to be available)
driver waiting rooms that arent fit for pigs, let alone humans (or barely humans as us drivers are)
im gonna stop now lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men above the age of 30 that wear trainers as part of their going out attire.
Men above above the age 14 wearing replica sportswear. This includes football , rugby and any American sports.
Men in any form of tracksuit when not not exercising.
Converse and jeans and suit jackets.
Trainers and wearing a shirt.
Tracksuit bottoms and a shirt.
I would really get on your tits then all kf the above except tracksuits usually im in shorts all year round
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Strangers who dial you by mistake and just put the phone down when you tell them with no apology.
Arrogance.
Bigots.
People in departure lounges who lie across more than one seat when there's a shortage.
Passengers getting on.a plane who stand in the aisle so they can put things in an overhead locker. FFS, LET EVERYONE ON FIRST!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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people that complain ryanair treat you like animals, then heard to the gate as quickly as they can so they get on first
babies on planes
the flight attendants that are mostly foreign and speak so quickly over the pa you cant catch a word, then man at you for not doing something
the amount of make up the flight attendants wear (in fact, that goes for any woman that puts it on with a trowel)
people that go on holiday somewhere warm, in winter, then come back wearing a floaty dress or shorts, and stand shivering at the bus stop, moaning about it being cold, instead of getting changed in the toilets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Moaning gets on mine so stop it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i'd rather get on tits than anything get on mine |
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The cunt in the "M" reg Audi 80 who stopped on a narrow country road yesterday afternoon just to take my licence plate number, probably because he thought I was driving too close!
Well, maybe if your feckin brake lights worked, if you wernt doing 25 mph, and if you wernt just an absolute CUNT I wouldnt keep ending up driving too close you fucking moron! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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needy people with low self esteem, people who hold grudges, people who wallow in self pity who always blame other people. |
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By *sOz86Woman
over a year ago
Stoke-on-trent |
"I'm happy to get on anyones tits if they'd let me. "
anytime |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"The cunt in the "M" reg Audi 80 who stopped on a narrow country road yesterday afternoon just to take my licence plate number, probably because he thought I was driving too close!
Well, maybe if your feckin brake lights worked, if you wernt doing 25 mph, and if you wernt just an absolute CUNT I wouldnt keep ending up driving too close you fucking moron! "
back off and let him go have an accident somewhere else with someone else better than driving in a rage behind them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm happy to get on anyones tits if they'd let me.
anytime "
that offer open to anyone else? lol |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
people walking and looking at their phone.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me I get on my own tits for passing my driving test but being too nervous to drive because some idiot made some stupid gestures even though he was too close anyway (good girl) |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"women who moan all the time "
Men who moan that women moan all the time. |
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People who place an empty can on a wall or footpath - it's still littering FFS!
So called ' celebrities".
Celebrity wannabees.
Celebrity adoration culture.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It pisses me off when you phone the doctors or dentist and you have to explain your ailment to the bloody receptionist
Since when did they become doctors? It gets my goat every time. So I tell them they don't need to know. I'll tell the doctor. "
You do realise that its the doctors who instruct them to do this to try and field the calls to get rid of you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OAP's in general especially those who want to tell the shopkeeper their life stories while you are stuck behind them in a queue "
Ahh how sad that you find that annoying. Old people are interesting and have great stories to tell, its a shame when younger people who are too busy with their lives can be sometimes thoughtless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ill have to stop reading this thread, and I've highlighted a lot of things that people get annoyed about that I do. I'm a devil for stopping suddenly or standing In the way when out shopping.
My gripe to add to this thread is when people talk about Facebook and change the word in an attempt at humour; faceache, bookface, twatbook, that kind of thing. Its not really that funny is it, use the proper word. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It pisses me off when you phone the doctors or dentist and you have to explain your ailment to the bloody receptionist"
Now that pisses me off no end. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and mine right now is inlaws visiting. |
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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago
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The fact I get called stupid when I know how to be polite without being told how. Unlike some I know who only act polite because they have been told. Politeness should be natural and not forced.
The fact I know how to shop and it seems a large proportion of my town don't.
Why I can't go with the flow when it comes to situations |
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"People that treat a shopping trip like a day out, wandering around slowly. Also people that take kids and/ or men shopping.
Poor things get bored out of their skulls.
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I quite like shopping haha well...depending who its with haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you're on an aircraft and the very second the seatbelt lights go off there's a massive queue of people who need to go to the bog ! For Christs sake, you've just left the airport, you've probably been hanging round there for a couple of hours so why didn't you get a piss then ? and you tend to find that's it's the same ones who are up and down like a hookers knickers for the rest of the flight.
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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago
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"When you're on an aircraft and the very second the seatbelt lights go off there's a massive queue of people who need to go to the bog ! For Christs sake, you've just left the airport, you've probably been hanging round there for a couple of hours so why didn't you get a piss then ? and you tend to find that's it's the same ones who are up and down like a hookers knickers for the rest of the flight.
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Who says they want to use the toilet though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"people walking and looking at their phone...."
No I love that especially if they are shouting cos I join in the conversation. .. |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
Well, it's certainly been an entertaining thread. Thanks for all the new things to be irritated by! |
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