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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Basically i'm to lazy to click on peoples profiles to see who has what.. and im nosey
So if you could all kindly type your status so i could have a chuckle id be greatful 
mine was: Im not obsessed with huge boobs, i just think about big boobs more than i think about other things on balance, but dont hold them against me' |
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"Looking for a woman with a strap on... 
doesnt count if u write your own status hun..
She's straight
of course I am...how long do I need to leave my status up lol  "
. I would say you could take it down now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for a woman with a strap on...
doesnt count if u write your own status hun..
She's straight
of course I am...how long do I need to leave my status up lol . I would say you could take it down now "
Femme will be dishing out punishments for early removal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happily offering everyone sex
Tart  you wouldn't believe messages I am getting I think I should be allowed to remove it "
If it's upsetting you then remove it and ask whoever wrote it to do a more appropriate one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today's messages should be interesting
"Looking to be tied up in a shower and pelted with over ripe fruit. You must be able to accom and supply the fruit. No vegetables or tomatoes. Just fruits."
Courtesy of justjodie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm excited to see callybdsmcouple status .... JustJ0die has the job!
lol im just off to the last thread to see who put us together!!
Erm.....  "
aha!!! Ive been looking for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm excited to see callybdsmcouple status .... JustJ0die has the job!
lol im just off to the last thread to see who put us together!!
Erm.....
aha!!! Ive been looking for you "
Admit it you love it and next week we'll all see a veri confirming you received a bizarre fruiting! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Courtesy of brightonsteve,,;-)
"am up for a meet but bring strawberry jam and a wooden spoon for my Mary Berry fetish""
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Courtesy of Frisky mare
Has soon as his pinny dropped to the floor . She knew she wanting him to scramble her eggs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm excited to see callybdsmcouple status .... JustJ0die has the job!
lol im just off to the last thread to see who put us together!!
Erm.....
aha!!! Ive been looking for you
Admit it you love it and next week we'll all see a veri confirming you received a bizarre fruiting! "
lol its where the want to put the fruit! I mean a banana is one thing but a pineapple? Ouch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm excited to see callybdsmcouple status .... JustJ0die has the job!
lol im just off to the last thread to see who put us together!!
Erm.....
aha!!! Ive been looking for you
Admit it you love it and next week we'll all see a veri confirming you received a bizarre fruiting!
lol its where the want to put the fruit! I mean a banana is one thing but a pineapple? Ouch "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im getting lots of offers from random men with showers and fruit trees! How long do these stay up "
have tou eaten the toblerone yet ! Or has it melted  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"How long does my status have to be on can anyone tell me......want to change it but don't want to get into trouble
Me too. "
Shall we do it sneakily and hope no one notices??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How long does my status have to be on can anyone tell me......want to change it but don't want to get into trouble
Me too.
Shall we do it sneakily and hope no one notices???
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Announcing it in this thread kind of defeats objective of sneaky removal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pear,peaches and plums I want a finger up my bum thanks to pops "
It was actually eat peach pear or plum stick your finger up my bum. But noooooo. It needed altering haha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How long does my status have to be on can anyone tell me......want to change it but don't want to get into trouble
Me too.
Shall we do it sneakily and hope no one notices???
Announcing it in this thread kind of defeats objective of sneaky removal "
Shall we rebel ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How long does my status have to be on can anyone tell me......want to change it but don't want to get into trouble
Me too.
Shall we do it sneakily and hope no one notices???
Announcing it in this thread kind of defeats objective of sneaky removal
Shall we rebel ! "
I'm too scared of Femme  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"How long does my status have to be on can anyone tell me......want to change it but don't want to get into trouble
Me too.
Shall we do it sneakily and hope no one notices???
Announcing it in this thread kind of defeats objective of sneaky removal
Shall we rebel ! "
Yes please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Yes I will happily sit on your face...provided you have a cock sized nose!"
Am actually getting messages from guys who claim they have them. "
lol im getting some good ones too |
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"Looking for a woman with a strap on...
doesnt count if u write your own status hun..
She's straight
of course I am...how long do I need to leave my status up lol . I would say you could take it down now
Femme will be dishing out punishments for early removal "
how early is too early |
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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago
Carmarthenshire |
"Basically i'm to lazy to click on peoples profiles to see who has what.. and im nosey
So if you could all kindly type your status so i could have a chuckle id be greatful
mine was: Im not obsessed with huge boobs, i just think about big boobs more than i think about other things on balance, but dont hold them against me' "
I would, but she'd probably kill me as she's local, lol |
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