When eating salt and vinegar crisps, don't think to yourself "ooo my eyes a little itchy" and then rub it with your finger!
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Make sure you 've put the right fuel in your car AND also that you can afford to pay..
In a fuel station earlier.. guy on the pump in front of me filled his camper van to the brim.. followed him in to pay for mine to hear the woman serving telling him his card was coming up as stolen.. long debate carried on but no..could nt get his card to work at all.. nearest cash point was miles away.. he had no cash on him.. is up here on holiday and
then realised he d put nearly 140 quids worth of petrol in a diesel van........... |
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Don't open a lickey lick (cat treat that's in puree form) for your ageing moggy with your teeth.
I now know something I never wished to know, what cat foodtastes like. Squirted into my mouth and down my throat........  |
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In a similar vein (no I don't learn my lessons)
Don't open Superglue with your teeth.
My top lip was stuck to my bottom lip very securely. I just had room for a pipe if I felt like doing Popeye impersonations.
No, not you Popeye! |
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"Don't open a lickey lick (cat treat that's in puree form) for your ageing moggy with your teeth.
I now know something I never wished to know, what cat foodtastes like. Squirted into my mouth and down my throat........ "
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"Don't open a lickey lick (cat treat that's in puree form) for your ageing moggy with your teeth.
I now know something I never wished to know, what cat foodtastes like. Squirted into my mouth and down my throat........
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I know you want to know....it was just like pate. |
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