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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I`m afraid I don`t have a husband" the lady replies.
"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?"
"No, no boyfriend either"
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I`m unattached, I`ll be having the baby on my own"
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman.
"You have a healthy bouncing baby boy, but I must warn you before you see him that the baby is black"
"Well you see I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie where the lead man was black"
"Oh, I`m very sorry, and I know that it`s really none of my business but I have to tell you that the baby is blonde"
"Well yes, you see I really needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I`m sorry, and I know that it`s really none of my business but I have to tell you that your baby has slanted eyes"
"Well, yes, I was really hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologises, collects the baby and on presenting him to his mother gives the baby the traditional slap on the bottom. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims "Well thank God for that !"
"What do you mean" says the midwife
"Well I had this horrible feeling that the little bastard was going to bark !"  |
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