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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Femme's game proved very popular last night and many missed out, so let's play again!!

Status buddy scheme....places are limited ....rules.

I pair up two posters and they write each others status....no chickening out!

I will only pair up posters who add to the thread.

You have to keep the status until it runs out btw.....

Play naughty but nice!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooo I'm scared .... But I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

count me in too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok let's get this ball rolling ....

BBW for mature & A real trooper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok let's get this ball rolling ....

BBW for mature & A real trooper "

So do we PM or write it on the forum?? X

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By *i fem huntersCouple over a year ago

london

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope. done it already so I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok let's get this ball rolling ....

BBW for mature & A real trooper

So do we PM or write it on the forum?? X"

Either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope. done it already so I'm out.

Your status is hilarious who was responsible for that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Count me in

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By *i fem huntersCouple over a year ago

london

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/04/14 20:52:05]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always one that doesn't want to be left out, be kind xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thedevilinus & Nellynonicks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope. done it already so I'm out.

Your status is hilarious who was responsible for that?"

Cute and Sassy the bitch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bi fem hunters & singlesexystud.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nope. done it already so I'm out.

Your status is hilarious who was responsible for that?

Cute and Sassy the bitch!

gave me a giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Count me in "

Be kind to me Nelly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok i get it now

am in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope. done it already so I'm out.

Your status is hilarious who was responsible for that?

Cute and Sassy the bitch!

least your inbox isnt full of messages like 'im obsessed about your boobs too'.. lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope. done it already so I'm out.

Your status is hilarious who was responsible for that?

Cute and Sassy the bitch!

least your inbox isnt full of messages like 'im obsessed about your boobs too'.. lol"

So my plan worked?...

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By *i fem huntersCouple over a year ago

london

Ok stud here's your new status: if dicks were airplanes my mouth would be known as heathrow airport .............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then.... We're in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sammysung & sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Count me in

Be kind to me Nelly!"
Errrmmm I have a few dunno which one x do we inbox them x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok stud here's your new status: if dicks were airplanes my mouth would be known as heathrow airport .............

Hahahaha brill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok stud here's your new status: if dicks were airplanes my mouth would be known as heathrow airport .............

Touché bi fem

My wife's arse is for slapping, not for crapping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Count me in

Be kind to me Nelly! Errrmmm I have a few dunno which one x do we inbox them x "

Pick your fave and post it here, I'l post mine here too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Count me in

Be kind to me Nelly! Errrmmm I have a few dunno which one x do we inbox them x "

Inbox or post on here, either

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By *smCouple over a year ago

Liskeard

I'm in, but have single men filters on

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By *i fem huntersCouple over a year ago

london

"Ok stud here's your new status: if dicks were airplanes my mouth would be known as heathrow airport .............

Touché bi fem

My wife's arse is for slapping, not for

crapping"

Looooooooooooool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive PM my swap

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

im up for another go .. i got in enough trouble last time ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"im up for another go .. i got in enough trouble last time ha ha "

u r sposed to keep it up for three days

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Awwwww I can't play because PP already gave me one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok guys ... We are in

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Go on then I m game,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"im up for another go .. i got in enough trouble last time ha ha "

You're not allowed !! Haha read the rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

HSM & gloswingers

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd like to be in the game please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awwwww I can't play because PP already gave me one

Thanks for sharing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on then I m game,

So I've heard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

JohnSoda & Brightonsteve

Looking forward to this one

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm in ...

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Go on then I m game,

So I've heard

My reputation goes before me, *)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh go on then count me in.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"JohnSoda & Brightonsteve

Looking forward to this one

I can't. Blocked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to regret this!! But go on pair me up T&T

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Done ! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ll come on board if it's open invitation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok we are in ! What we gotta do?xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

MissBehaving & Mrs summer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooooh me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"JohnSoda & Brightonsteve

Looking forward to this one

I can't. Blocked. "

Post it on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do we have to post our status on here?

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By *oudnproudWoman over a year ago

penrith

Cant be any worse than some... im in!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like fluffy wuffy bunny wabbits..

I can hear the little tinkle of their bells

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ruby & Claudieboy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do we have to post our status on here? "
thats what i asking ? Xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"im up for another go .. i got in enough trouble last time ha ha

You're not allowed !! Haha read the rules"
silly me ... got any cake xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Onceuponakinkyplaytime & Ladycream

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do we have to post our status on here? "

Either on here or inbox

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"JohnSoda & Brightonsteve

Looking forward to this one

I can't. Blocked.

Post it on here

For Johnsoda

"am up for a meet but bring strawberry jam and a wooden spoon for my Mary Berry fetish"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Ruby & Claudieboy"

Sent mine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"im up for another go .. i got in enough trouble last time ha ha

You're not allowed !! Haha read the rules silly me ... got any cake xx"

No I've eaten it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got two good uns :0) really funny

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"MissBehaving & Mrs summer"

Sent mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Ruby & Claudieboy

Sent mine!

Done

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By *issyyourbadWoman over a year ago

Dorset

What the hell I am in

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"[Removed by poster at 10/04/14 21:34:34]"

It was either Mary Berry or Paul Hollywood so be grateful you got off lightly!

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By *oudnproudWoman over a year ago

penrith

Im waiting to be paired

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

LoudnProud & Missyyourbad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im waiting to be paired "

Done

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"JohnSoda & Brightonsteve

Looking forward to this one

I can't. Blocked.

Post it on here

For Johnsoda

"am up for a meet but bring strawberry jam and a wooden spoon for my Mary Berry fetish""

Cheers mister,,

heres yours

Ladies are abducting men with big cocks - I m safe. you other guys remember to say goodbye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's harder than it looks when you know absolutely sod all about the other person....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 10/04/14 21:37:29]"

If you played last night you're not allowed ... Ie played on the thread

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By *issyyourbadWoman over a year ago

Dorset

"Im waiting to be paired "
done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it too late to join in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I waiting too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've done Nellies but the minx has shortened it, why you.......!! lol

I gave a choice of 2.

Give my arse a spank and you're guaranteed a wank , although not off me but off my FB Bernard.

I'm the lovechild of Peter Kay and Amir Khan therefore gorgeous I might be but make me laugh or I'll knock you out.

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By *oudnproudWoman over a year ago

penrith

"Im waiting to be paired done"

Done and done status

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Mines up..... Can see my messages drying up

lol

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Updated

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

be kind guys ..in !

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Mines up..... Can see my messages drying up

lol"

Can I cum over your arse?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Mines up..... Can see my messages drying up

lol

Can I cum over your arse?

Sure.... just dont wake me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mines up..... Can see my messages drying up

lol"

Either that or loads of watersport and scat offers coming your way....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Onceuponakinkyplaytime & Ladycream"

Sent!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Onceuponakinkyplaytime & Ladycream"

Sent!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sent .xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Mines up..... Can see my messages drying up

lol

Can I cum over your arse?

Sure.... just dont wake me up

I'm very quiet. You might dream of Noah....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I waiting too

I've paired you

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By *issyyourbadWoman over a year ago

Dorset

"Im waiting to be paired done

Done and done status"
I am going to have so many unwanted messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bendmeover & Freelove

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had 6 women looked at my profile since i updated it

No messages sent i wonder why

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've done Nellies but the minx has shortened it, why you.......!! lol

I gave a choice of 2.

Give my arse a spank and you're guaranteed a wank , although not off me but off my FB Bernard.

I'm the lovechild of Peter Kay and Amir Khan therefore gorgeous I might be but make me laugh or I'll knock you out."
oh shit sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll play!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've done Nellies but the minx has shortened it, why you.......!! lol

I gave a choice of 2.

Give my arse a spank and you're guaranteed a wank , although not off me but off my FB Bernard.

I'm the lovechild of Peter Kay and Amir Khan therefore gorgeous I might be but make me laugh or I'll knock you out. oh shit sorry xx "

Don't be daft I was messing, although you having a FB called Bernard was the funniest bit. Unless you actually do have a FB called Bernard lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May i.join please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooo I'm scared .... But I'm in!"

I couldn't private message you I'll have to post the status on here:

this Dorothy is looking for her Toto.

I hope you like it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've done Nellies but the minx has shortened it, why you.......!! lol

I gave a choice of 2.

Give my arse a spank and you're guaranteed a wank , although not off me but off my FB Bernard.

I'm the lovechild of Peter Kay and Amir Khan therefore gorgeous I might be but make me laugh or I'll knock you out. oh shit sorry xx

Don't be daft I was messing, although you having a FB called Bernard was the funniest bit. Unless you actually do have a FB called Bernard lol.

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. I changed it now lol xx and no he called Archibald lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've done Nellies but the minx has shortened it, why you.......!! lol

I gave a choice of 2.

Give my arse a spank and you're guaranteed a wank , although not off me but off my FB Bernard.

I'm the lovechild of Peter Kay and Amir Khan therefore gorgeous I might be but make me laugh or I'll knock you out. oh shit sorry xx

Don't be daft I was messing, although you having a FB called Bernard was the funniest bit. Unless you actually do have a FB called Bernard lol.

. I changed it now lol xx and no he called Archibald lol

Cool name

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've still got mine thanks to pops

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

DangerouslyCurvy & Jigsawman

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some great ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some great ones

areoplane one was my favourite i even put it on mine before I got paired . Thief that I am ! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had some interesting messages since I updated mine yesterday, thanks to dr pepper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had some interesting messages since I updated mine yesterday, thanks to dr pepper

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yes looks naughty i bet they were filthy ha .xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have been browsing profiles in stealth mode since mine went up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had some interesting messages since I updated mine yesterday, thanks to dr pepper

You should have added watersports to your interests to make it interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have been browsing profiles in stealth mode since mine went up

Haha I would too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some great ones

areoplane one was my favourite i even put it on mine before I got paired . Thief that I am ! Xxx

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have been browsing profiles in stealth mode since mine went up

Oh Sammy I'm so sorry, which fucker did that to your status?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Load of bloody nutters most of ya! Fancy doing such things!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have been browsing profiles in stealth mode since mine went up

Oh Sammy I'm so sorry, which fucker did that to your status?"
lol love your one xxx

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By *r-UniqueMan over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

I'm in with a woman

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm in with a woman

"
No choosing.....you get who you get, stop complicating stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Load of bloody nutters most of ya! Fancy doing such things!

I know, some people think up some crazy shit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Load of bloody nutters most of ya! Fancy doing such things!

I know, some people think up some crazy shit!

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I love it . Some oeople are too serious on here !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ooooohhhh this sounds fun, count me in please

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Load of bloody nutters most of ya! Fancy doing such things!

I know, some people think up some crazy shit!

"
Ought to be bloody locked up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Me unique & longgg dong sliva

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Me unique & longgg dong sliva"

Silva*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Load of bloody nutters most of ya! Fancy doing such things!

I know, some people think up some crazy shit!

Ought to be bloody locked up!

Straight jacket, padded cell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some great ones

areoplane one was my favourite i even put it on mine before I got paired . Thief that I am ! Xxx

Not so great if your a bloke but I had to play the game. So when can I take it off!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dangerously Curvys is written.and sent through just waiting for mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some great ones

areoplane one was my favourite i even put it on mine before I got paired . Thief that I am ! Xxx

Not so great if your a bloke but I had to play the game. So when can I take it off!!!!"

Good for you

you can't! Have to wait till it goes itself ... Errrr in 3 days I believe

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By *tevelizCouple over a year ago

northampton

was not on last night but it sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me unique & longgg dong sliva"

_r-unique's status - arghhhhh someone turn on the lights.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me unique & longgg dong sliva

Silva*

just like to keep people guessing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Me unique & longgg dong sliva

Silva*

just like to keep people guessing lol"

Just a slip of the thumb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me unique & longgg dong sliva

Silva*

just like to keep people guessing lol

Just a slip of the thumb

Oh you gotta be careful where that thumb slips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some great ones

areoplane one was my favourite i even put it on mine before I got paired . Thief that I am ! Xxx

Not so great if your a bloke but I had to play the game. So when can I take it off!!!!

Good for you

you can't! Have to wait till it goes itself ... Errrr in 3 days I believe

Or they give me a new quote maybe???

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Some great ones

areoplane one was my favourite i even put it on mine before I got paired . Thief that I am ! Xxx

Not so great if your a bloke but I had to play the game. So when can I take it off!!!!

Good for you

you can't! Have to wait till it goes itself ... Errrr in 3 days I believe

Or they give me a new quote maybe???"
Lol...no changing the rules....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some great ones

areoplane one was my favourite i even put it on mine before I got paired . Thief that I am ! Xxx

Not so great if your a bloke but I had to play the game. So when can I take it off!!!!

Good for you

you can't! Have to wait till it goes itself ... Errrr in 3 days I believe

Or they give me a new quote maybe???"

Suck it up sucker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Some great ones

areoplane one was my favourite i even put it on mine before I got paired . Thief that I am ! Xxx

Not so great if your a bloke but I had to play the game. So when can I take it off!!!!

Good for you

you can't! Have to wait till it goes itself ... Errrr in 3 days I believe

Or they give me a new quote maybe???

Suck it up sucker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some great ones

areoplane one was my favourite i even put it on mine before I got paired . Thief that I am ! Xxx

Not so great if your a bloke but I had to play the game. So when can I take it off!!!!"
i thought it was class

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some great ones

areoplane one was my favourite i even put it on mine before I got paired . Thief that I am ! Xxx

Not so great if your a bloke but I had to play the game. So when can I take it off!!!!

Good for you

you can't! Have to wait till it goes itself ... Errrr in 3 days I believe

Or they give me a new quote maybe???"
. I got one attending the clap clinic tomorrow hope they get rid of my warts ! Ha . Doesn't seem so bad now does it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could be worse...I apparently like to eat cats!!!! Cheers Rubes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could be worse...I apparently like to eat cats!!!! Cheers Rubes

That's Google translate for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could be worse...I apparently like to eat cats!!!! Cheers Rubes

"
suppose its pussy really ha ha .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could be worse...I apparently like to eat cats!!!! Cheers Rubes

suppose its pussy really ha ha .

You obviously have a better standard of take aways round your way lol....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could be worse...I apparently like to eat cats!!!! Cheers Rubes

suppose its pussy really ha ha .

Goes without saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could be worse...I apparently like to eat cats!!!! Cheers Rubes

suppose its pussy really ha ha .

Goes without saying

Haha only because my GCSE French didn't know pussy in French!!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can someone explain the rules to me

I have a status up now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can someone explain the rules to me

I have a status up now

Hahaha very good

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I like fluffy wuffy bunny wabbits..

I can hear the little tinkle of their bells

I love that one - who wrote that, haha!!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Go on then I'm game! Can we keep it just for a day though? Pretty please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can someone explain the rules to me

I have a status up now

Are you playing??

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Can someone explain the rules to me

I have a status up now

Hahaha very good

That's all very well and good but will it work though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have been browsing profiles in stealth mode since mine went up

Oh Sammy I'm so sorry, which fucker did that to your status?"

That will be sex on the beach

but its all good fun

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Cheers PP...I'm getting a few more messages from guys wanting me to fuck them now...the weekend may be looking up

(or as more likely the case, it's a bunch of fantasists and chances of meeting are about the same as finding an honest man or woman in Westminster)

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Awwwww I can't play because PP already gave me one

Oi! I gave you yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room for one more?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am now sponsored by dyno-rod thanks to dangerously curvy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

steveLiz & Sexy Sofia

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am now sponsored by dyno-rod thanks to dangerously curvy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can someone explain the rules to me

I have a status up now

Hahaha very good

That's all very well and good but will it work though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Miss Curvy Red & Violet is blue

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By *i fem huntersCouple over a year ago

london

Hmmmmmmmmmm haven't had a single message since I updated mine, thanks stud!! Keep landing those planes!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miss Curvy Red & Violet is blue"

Will only meet those with a primary colour in the profile name that way I know we are sexually compatible.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miss Curvy Red & Violet is blue

Will only meet those with a primary colour in the profile name that way I know we are sexually compatible.

Thank you lol. I hope yours is acceptable?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miss Curvy Red & Violet is blue

Will only meet those with a primary colour in the profile name that way I know we are sexually compatible.

Thank you lol. I hope yours is acceptable?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I swear people think mine is a funny way to say 'hey, I've got herpes'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're in

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By *issyyourbadWoman over a year ago

Dorset

So what is the punishment for taking down early

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what is the punishment for taking down early

Yours is quite special......evil forumites

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I too late to be in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I too late to be in?"

You can pair up with cally can't you and do each other.....in a manner of speaking??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am I too late to be in?

You can pair up with cally can't you and do each other.....in a manner of speaking??"

This

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