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I have one cupboard left empty and three full boxes - does this equation work? And if so can I have the code please ..... Oh and a tiny drawer is empty too if that helps ....   |
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"I have one cupboard left empty and three full boxes - does this equation work? And if so can I have the code please ..... Oh and a tiny drawer is empty too if that helps .... "
This can easily be solved using Partial Differential Equations. |
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"I have one cupboard left empty and three full boxes - does this equation work? And if so can I have the code please ..... Oh and a tiny drawer is empty too if that helps ....
This can easily be solved using Partial Differential Equations. "
PDE hmmmm |
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"I have one cupboard left empty and three full boxes - does this equation work? And if so can I have the code please ..... Oh and a tiny drawer is empty too if that helps .... "
(Define c = cupboard, b = box, d = tiny drawer)
For this to work you need 3b = c+d, or:
b = (c+d)/3
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have one cupboard left empty and three full boxes - does this equation work? And if so can I have the code please ..... Oh and a tiny drawer is empty too if that helps ....
(Define c = cupboard, b = box, d = tiny drawer)
For this to work you need 3b = c+d, or:
b = (c+d)/3
I am sure that helps "
yep those equations rock ... now can you empty the boxes please !! |
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This is not a mathematical problem...
This is a physical or physical chemistry problem and therefore requires Steven Hawking or substitute to supply you with a solution.
Apply to either:Stephen William Hawking CH CBE FRS FRSA Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology University of Cambridge. Or The National Physical Laboratory, Hampton Rd, Teddington, Middlesex TW11 0LW. They should be able to provide a definitive answer.
In the mean time you could always try to either dehydrate your stuff then all you will need is to add water and soak when required, or buy some of those JML vakPack vacuum compression bag and suck the air out reducing your stuff tho about 1/4 its original size.  
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is not a mathematical problem...
This is a physical or physical chemistry problem and therefore requires Steven Hawking or substitute to supply you with a solution.
Apply to either:Stephen William Hawking CH CBE FRS FRSA Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology University of Cambridge. Or The National Physical Laboratory, Hampton Rd, Teddington, Middlesex TW11 0LW. They should be able to provide a definitive answer.
In the mean time you could always try to either dehydrate your stuff then all you will need is to add water and soak when required, or buy some of those JML vakPack vacuum compression bag and suck the air out reducing your stuff tho about 1/4 its original size.
Hope this has been of help. "
nother one that got all techy and didn't bother to offer to empty the boxes pfft |
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" now can you empty the boxes please !!
I tidy up by just binning everything. Unless it is chocolate, in which case it is immediately inhaled."
this wasn't a tidy up and there was no chocolate involved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"basically youve got
c+d =3b so divide the boxes equally into the cupboard .. this gives b = (c+d)/3 so find three cd s and give them each a boxful and run away"
haha now that is clever and funny now empty the boxes for me |
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well .. theres your problem .. everyone nows that stuff grows to fit existing cupboards .. chuck it all away and allow fresh stuff to grow in the titchy drawer and midgy cupboard you bought yourself .. or leave it in the back of your wonky tonka til someone can open the tail door .. preferably at your local dump |
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"well .. theres your problem .. everyone nows that stuff grows to fit existing cupboards .. chuck it all away and allow fresh stuff to grow in the titchy drawer and midgy cupboard you bought yourself .. or leave it in the back of your wonky tonka til someone can open the tail door .. preferably at your local dump"
there are occasions when your just not nice are ya lol |
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"This is not a mathematical problem...
This is a physical or physical chemistry problem and therefore requires Steven Hawking or substitute to supply you with a solution.
Apply to either:Stephen William Hawking CH CBE FRS FRSA Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology University of Cambridge. Or The National Physical Laboratory, Hampton Rd, Teddington, Middlesex TW11 0LW. They should be able to provide a definitive answer.
In the mean time you could always try to either dehydrate your stuff then all you will need is to add water and soak when required, or buy some of those JML vakPack vacuum compression bag and suck the air out reducing your stuff tho about 1/4 its original size.
Hope this has been of help.
nother one that got all techy and didn't bother to offer to empty the boxes pfft "
You dint mention that you also wanted the boxes emptied, so please forgive me.
However I can put you in touch with many men in your area who are experts at erecting poles and empty balls. There should be little difference between emptying balls and boxes.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is not a mathematical problem...
This is a physical or physical chemistry problem and therefore requires Steven Hawking or substitute to supply you with a solution.
Apply to either:Stephen William Hawking CH CBE FRS FRSA Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology University of Cambridge. Or The National Physical Laboratory, Hampton Rd, Teddington, Middlesex TW11 0LW. They should be able to provide a definitive answer.
In the mean time you could always try to either dehydrate your stuff then all you will need is to add water and soak when required, or buy some of those JML vakPack vacuum compression bag and suck the air out reducing your stuff tho about 1/4 its original size.
Hope this has been of help.
nother one that got all techy and didn't bother to offer to empty the boxes pfft
You dint mention that you also wanted the boxes emptied, so please forgive me.
However I can put you in touch with many men in your area who are experts at erecting poles and empty balls. There should be little difference between emptying balls and boxes.
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I somehow think there is a vast difference and not sure that my instructions to empty the boxes would sink into the brains of them that need their balls emptying |
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"This is not a mathematical problem...
This is a physical or physical chemistry problem and therefore requires Steven Hawking or substitute to supply you with a solution.
Apply to either:Stephen William Hawking CH CBE FRS FRSA Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology University of Cambridge. Or The National Physical Laboratory, Hampton Rd, Teddington, Middlesex TW11 0LW. They should be able to provide a definitive answer.
In the mean time you could always try to either dehydrate your stuff then all you will need is to add water and soak when required, or buy some of those JML vakPack vacuum compression bag and suck the air out reducing your stuff tho about 1/4 its original size.
Hope this has been of help.
nother one that got all techy and didn't bother to offer to empty the boxes pfft
You dint mention that you also wanted the boxes emptied, so please forgive me.
However I can put you in touch with many men in your area who are experts at erecting poles and empty balls. There should be little difference between emptying balls and boxes.
I somehow think there is a vast difference and not sure that my instructions to empty the boxes would sink into the brains of them that need their balls emptying "
After close examination of your assets and bottom line I am sure you would be able to handle all comers and soon have them all properly brought to heel. 
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"I have one cupboard left empty and three full boxes - does this equation work? And if so can I have the code please ..... Oh and a tiny drawer is empty too if that helps ....
The coefficient of friction is directly related to total bullshit generally "
What?
Are you sure? 
I would have thought they were inversely proportional.
More shit Less friction! 
Watch it hit the fan!
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