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over a year ago
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"HELP!!!! Don't let Minxie near the toaster!!!
Any black pudding?"
Ure way behind - it was a bin on the edge of the pavement that spontaneously combusted as I walked past the last time   |
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Well I just helped myself to a bacon sarnie.
All I did was leave it on a plate near minxies table while I got a coffee..
Now. It appears to be extremely crispy bacon in seriously toasted bread? ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I just helped myself to a bacon sarnie.
All I did was leave it on a plate near minxies table while I got a coffee..
Now. It appears to be extremely crispy bacon in seriously toasted bread? ???"
That'll teach ya for not getting me a tea, dippy eggs and toast soldiers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Help yourselves.
Hot food on the hot plate.
cereals, condiments on the table.
Hot water and pots of coffee over there.
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why thank you i will partake in 2 poached eggs on top off lightly toasted muffins with freshly ground black pepper and hp sauce served with a nice cup o tea served by a curvy lady in a wearing stocking and suspenders - theres breakfast and then theres carlsberg  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Help yourselves.
Hot food on the hot plate.
cereals, condiments on the table.
Hot water and pots of coffee over there.
why thank you i will partake in 2 poached eggs on top off lightly toasted muffins with freshly ground black pepper and hp sauce served with a nice cup o tea served by a curvy lady in a wearing stocking and suspenders - theres breakfast and then theres carlsberg "
As you've asked so nicely of course. Now wheres my stockings? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"HELP!!!! Don't let Minxie near the toaster!!!
Any black pudding?
you eat boiled blood??? "
I prefer it grilled after being boiled tbh
And as for minxie
I am not eating anything from a bin
Combusted or otherwise |
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Just had great breakfast at Albion in shoreditch...london.. after a frustrating sexless night and was wondering if it evens out.... It doesn't! Still Need horny dirty sexiness now! I bring the sausage!
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