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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Yes and its getting worse.
I need fuel 
Her"
Its given me a headache...it was that bad at one point I was in Costa, I was asked what Coffee I wanted and I just stood there like a fecking idiot as I was too busy thinking of a rather delicious scenario....I had received a naughty text and my brain went to mush!  |
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over a year ago
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"Yes and its getting worse.
I need fuel
HerIts given me a headache...it was that bad at one point I was in Costa, I was asked what Coffee I wanted and I just stood there like a fecking idiot as I was too busy thinking of a rather delicious scenario....I had received a naughty text and my brain went to mush! "
Costa person- "What would you like Madam?"
Femme- "A large cock please"
Actually that's not funny. Sometimes I'll be thinking about something a tad naughty and very nearly end up blurting out the wrong word.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got on the bus on the bus, I knew the outcome, sitting up the back in position.
Walked round the shops smiling
Did you run home? "
can't you tell I need it repeating  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Yes and its getting worse.
I need fuel
HerIts given me a headache...it was that bad at one point I was in Costa, I was asked what Coffee I wanted and I just stood there like a fecking idiot as I was too busy thinking of a rather delicious scenario....I had received a naughty text and my brain went to mush!
Costa person- "What would you like Madam?"
Femme- "A large cock please"
Actually that's not funny. Sometimes I'll be thinking about something a tad naughty and very nearly end up blurting out the wrong word. "
There was a few people stood waiting and they all just looked at me....I even ordered myself the wrong coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes and its getting worse.
I need fuel
HerIts given me a headache...it was that bad at one point I was in Costa, I was asked what Coffee I wanted and I just stood there like a fecking idiot as I was too busy thinking of a rather delicious scenario....I had received a naughty text and my brain went to mush!
Costa person- "What would you like Madam?"
Femme- "A large cock please"
Actually that's not funny. Sometimes I'll be thinking about something a tad naughty and very nearly end up blurting out the wrong word. There was a few people stood waiting and they all just looked at me....I even ordered myself the wrong coffee "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have had this all bloomin day.....anyone else?
 ...what sort of thoughts?...Sexual deviant ones lol....thats about as much as I will divulge, so get ya kicks elsewhere Thump.... "
How deviant?...
***unzips trousers***
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have had this all bloomin day.....anyone else?
...what sort of thoughts?...Sexual deviant ones lol....thats about as much as I will divulge, so get ya kicks elsewhere Thump....
How deviant?...
***unzips trousers***
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*picks up meat tenderiser*.....Femme says you really should desist |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have had this all bloomin day.....anyone else?
...what sort of thoughts?...Sexual deviant ones lol....thats about as much as I will divulge, so get ya kicks elsewhere Thump....
How deviant?...
***unzips trousers***
*picks up meat tenderiser*.....Femme says you really should desist "
I say bollocks to Femme...  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I have had this all bloomin day.....anyone else?
...what sort of thoughts?...Sexual deviant ones lol....thats about as much as I will divulge, so get ya kicks elsewhere Thump....
How deviant?...
***unzips trousers***
*picks up meat tenderiser*.....Femme says you really should desist
I say bollocks to Femme... "
Femme responds in kind with a sharp kick to the gonads |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've had sex on the brain since the weekend. Made worse by going back to bed twice to sleep off my cold and offers via my mobile I cannot refuse "
That's very unfair when you are not well... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had sex on the brain since the weekend. Made worse by going back to bed twice to sleep off my cold and offers via my mobile I cannot refuse That's very unfair when you are not well... "
it's heartbreaking having to turn them down  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've pretty much always got naughty thoughts bubbling under the surface...and spend most of the day at work surrounded by men who seem to enjoy naughty banter which can both be funny and inspiring |
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