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What is it about supermarkets?!?
Do any of you fellas find that supermarkets are a great place to meet women?
I've just gone to the lidl an hour ago and anyway... I noticed a yummy mummy wandering around. Her kid bumped into me. (What a coincidence! Lol) then I noticed her accent and said, oh where are you from?
She said Poland and then I said my one liner to her in polish. She smiled and hugged me there in the shop and then got really enthusiastic and flirty! So chatted for a few mins then I said I've got to go but nice to meet you. Lol!
A few mins later, she bumped into me and chatted for 20 mins... I asked her where her husband was and she explained in quite some detail that she single and that she lived locally. Gave me her name, etc.
Anyway... She hugged me again after we finished speaking! My next step would have been to give me my business card and wink at her but I didn't have any on me.  .
I was also gonna give her a lift home too but that would have been a bit too desperate of me. Ha! She was fit though.
But oh my god, the responses you get from some women just for being confident, smiling and taking the time to talk to them. They don't seem to be able to resist it!
Fellas! Get your arses off this site and go to the supermarkets! I could have easily had her!
This happens to me often in tesco too. Its crazy!
Ladies, what the hell is this about?!? Haha! Why supermarkets? |
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over a year ago
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"I've never been pulled in a super market
Nor have I lol...I'm going to all the wrong places lol "
we will have to gang up and ask the men where the best ones are ... I could do with being pulled  |
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I got chatting with a gorgeous Scottish lady waiting to board the Edinburgh to Heathrow flight on Friday. I wish I'd asked for her number, as I think she might have given it to me ! |
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Ladies! Tesco and lidl are my favourites.
I also got a very cheeky smile from a lady in b&q today also. Didn't stop to chat though.
Anyway, ladies, its easy! Just let yourself be close to the guy and when he looks at you to test the water, smile at him. For me that means "chat me up". That's all you have to do!
And all I usually do is find my target, think of something clever which means I have to be near her. Like nudge her kid! Ha! But make it look like its her fault you're there... Or like she's in the way or something. When she apologises... Which all nice women do, then I smile at her, look her dead in the eyes and say its ok. If she smiles back then boom! I lay it on! "Are these tomatoes any good?", blah blah blah... Whatever comes into my head!
Then I generally just let the woman waffle on but I always keep eye contact and never look down. Keep the convo interesting, keep smiley, use body language, etc!
You ladies just can't resist confidence! I'm not even amazing looking or anything! I'm just pretty average.
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"Hmmmm next time I see a dishy guy in the fruit and veg isle I'm going to ask him to pass me the biggest cucumber he can find then do a naughty laugh  "
If you did that to me young lady... You'd get a smacked bum and you'd be escorted to the toilets! Classy I know! |
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Yeah i work for a major supermarket and see this all day long.
Most are unsuccessful and its painful yet entertaining to watch, so hats off to you for being successful... well, kind of... |
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"Yeah i work for a major supermarket and see this all day long.
Most are unsuccessful and its painful yet entertaining to watch, so hats off to you for being successful... well, kind of..."
Lols, my friend fails all the time. But the thing is that he tries way too hard! |
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I've never pulled in a supermarket in my life - or the train and in fact have only done so once in a pub - in fact I have been to swingers clubs with 200 people in and not pulled - ever get the feeling some people have a kind of magic about them and some have to work really hard lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Popping to tescos in a bit to chat up a guy in the fruit and veg aisle. Might squeeze a few melons and ask him if they are ripe as I push my bosoms out. |
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My daughter and I were followed around Morrisons one day. He kept walking along the end of the aisles and peeking down each time he passed us. He was creepy not sexy |
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"I've had " gissa shag shouted out 
sorry about that. I get excited in the veg aisle That's ok no Butternut squash though "
was that you squeezing the beef tomatoes?? Thumb prints all over them  |
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"I've had " gissa shag shouted out
sorry about that. I get excited in the veg aisle That's ok no Butternut squash though
was that you squeezing the beef tomatoes?? Thumb prints all over them I was using the marrow as a stool "
Do your stools resemble marrows ? |
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"I've had " gissa shag shouted out
sorry about that. I get excited in the veg aisle That's ok no Butternut squash though
was that you squeezing the beef tomatoes?? Thumb prints all over them I was using the marrow as a stool
Do your stools resemble marrows ?"
anything sat on is a stool |
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"I'll tell you what I do like to do in Boots. Wait in the aisles near the condoms and when a man sidles up to pick some up I dart in beside him
Haha!  You meanie!
has to be done. I can feel their embarrassment burning through them "
Lols, I wouldn't be embarrassed... I'd strike up a conversation! |
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"I'll tell you what I do like to do in Boots. Wait in the aisles near the condoms and when a man sidles up to pick some up I dart in beside him
Haha! You meanie!
has to be done. I can feel their embarrassment burning through them
Lols, I wouldn't be embarrassed... I'd strike up a conversation!"
I've had conversations lol one was a young man who had been ditched by his cowardly friends. I suggested a multi pack if he's sharing lol |
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"I'll tell you what I do like to do in Boots. Wait in the aisles near the condoms and when a man sidles up to pick some up I dart in beside him
Haha! You meanie!
has to be done. I can feel their embarrassment burning through them
Lols, I wouldn't be embarrassed... I'd strike up a conversation!
I've had conversations lol one was a young man who had been ditched by his cowardly friends. I suggested a multi pack if he's sharing lol "
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"I'll tell you what I do like to do in Boots. Wait in the aisles near the condoms and when a man sidles up to pick some up I dart in beside him
Haha! You meanie!
has to be done. I can feel their embarrassment burning through them
Lols, I wouldn't be embarrassed... I'd strike up a conversation!"
I keep hoping that me stood in Superdrug purchasing king size will catch someones eye - but the women anywhere near there are normally panicking like hell trying to be brave enough to pick up a pregnancy kit and seeing me showing off about sex is last thing they want. The cashiers either scowl, look embarassed, don't care or scan it through too many times on purpose so the manager can come over and laugh at me too.
On reflection I think I could have pulled at the pie counter at Morrisons in Kings Lynn but was so dumbstruck at a woman smiling at me I couldn't work out what to do and blew it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I go to the supermarket for my shopping I don't want some lad with a dripping cock in his low waster crotch at knees following me round with a semi on its bad enough here without it happening at Tesco's. |
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I have been chatted up in a teaso lol
He stopped next to me and asked about my perfume lol
We did exchange email as I wouldn't give my number out and at the time I didn't have a personal email so gave him work one.
big mistake as he sent me obscene mail and I had to block him ....live and learn  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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Everytime I have been approached by a guy in a supermarket I have looked like a bag lady...half expected em to offer me the price of a cuppa! Its true though folks...womens magazines give you tips on how to pull in a supermarket.  |
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"Hmmmm next time I see a dishy guy in the fruit and veg isle I'm going to ask him to pass me the biggest cucumber he can find then do a naughty laugh
If you did that to me young lady... You'd get a smacked bum and you'd be escorted to the toilets! Classy I know!"
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