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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

No need for debate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Define benefits scroungers please lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

Are you sure? Really really 100% sure?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The amount of narrow minded, selfish people in this world never ceases to amaze me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

And all the other benefits they get.

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"No need for debate"

Hahahahaha

popcorn anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

Today's children are tomorrow's future, it is their contributions that will be paying your pension

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sign up here.

No need for debate. "

Do you mean sign-on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe it's ok to moan about Child Benefits if you've never been a child....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The amount of narrow minded, selfish people in this world never ceases to amaze me."

You could make a claim for most people to be selfish depending how you look in it. from those who have hoarding to those who claim not working to everyone over here not giving to the poor in war torn countries the facts are man achieved dominance through being selfish however that doesn't make it right.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Makes me laugh this, I hope peoples jobs are not lost through no fault of their own like mine.

Laughing on the other side of the face then!

Her

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By *ucky1Man over a year ago

a straightjacket

I want to be on benefits, then I can sit at home all day drinking lager, smoking tabs and watching sky sports...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

Today's children are tomorrow's future, it is their contributions that will be paying your pension"

Thats if they are able to get jobs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

Today's children are tomorrow's future, it is their contributions that will be paying your pension"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

Today's children are tomorrow's future, it is their contributions that will be paying your pension"
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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

Today's children are tomorrow's future, it is their contributions that will be paying your pension

Thats if they are able to get jobs.

My girls have never been without work fortunately..but then they aren't too fussy about what they do as long as they are working. Very proud of both of them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sharing is Caring !

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Define benefits scroungers please lol "

Absolutely anyone who claims benefits ... apparently.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Am getting the tea pot out! And china cups and saucers! Scones and cream anyone?!

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Am getting the tea pot out! And china cups and saucers! Scones and cream anyone?!

That'll be nice. I reckon there'll be a fair few queuing to sign up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol we know got 2 threads on this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

You were never a child then? And your parents never received child benefit for you?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Am getting the tea pot out! And china cups and saucers! Scones and cream anyone?!

That'll be nice. I reckon there'll be a fair few queuing to sign up. "
may even push the boat out and get the strawberries out too!

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

You were never a child then? And your parents never received child benefit for you?"

Now now. No debate. Just sign up. Haters only please. Form an orderly queue. Refreshments are available.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Am getting the tea pot out! And china cups and saucers! Scones and cream anyone?!

That'll be nice. I reckon there'll be a fair few queuing to sign up. may even push the boat out and get the strawberries out too!

Victoria sponge cake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do have an issue when people are putting in fraudulent claims.

A family friend once was claiming numerous benefits stating she was a single parent when she had her employed bf living with her

Both had new cars went abroad twice a year. Had her nails done and sun beds

I didn't hesitate to report her.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Sign up here.

No need for debate. "

Since I hate everyone, obviously I do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do have an issue when people are putting in fraudulent claims.

A family friend once was claiming numerous benefits stating she was a single parent when she had her employed bf living with her

Both had new cars went abroad twice a year. Had her nails done and sun beds

I didn't hesitate to report her.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Sign up here.

No need for debate.

Since I hate everyone, obviously I do

Hooray! That's one. Cup of tea? Scone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sign up here.

No need for debate.

Since I hate everyone, obviously I do

Hooray! That's one. Cup of tea? Scone?"

You can sign us up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am one of those "benefit scroungers" as u call them, I worked when I left school never out of work until I had kids, now I am looking for work, in the last 2 weeks I have applied to 6 jobs n not one reply, luckily I have a 2 week contract next week which hopefully end up full time. I want to be in full time work, earning my own money to buy my kids things, take them out, go out myself.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Am getting the tea pot out! And china cups and saucers! Scones and cream anyone?!

That'll be nice. I reckon there'll be a fair few queuing to sign up. may even push the boat out and get the strawberries out too!

Victoria sponge cake? "
yeap and home made shortbreads!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"I am one of those "benefit scroungers" as u call them, I worked when I left school never out of work until I had kids, now I am looking for work, in the last 2 weeks I have applied to 6 jobs n not one reply, luckily I have a 2 week contract next week which hopefully end up full time. I want to be in full time work, earning my own money to buy my kids things, take them out, go out myself.

good luck

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

This thread also needs an "I'm better than you because I have a job/car/flash car/house/big house/mansion/castle/holiday home abroad/several holiday homes abroad/3 holidays a year/more holidays than yow/etc" thread to complement it.

Bragging about being thin/having a large cock and slagging of the less than physically perfect should be optional too.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Sign up here.

No need for debate.

Since I hate everyone, obviously I do

Hooray! That's one. Cup of tea? Scone?"

Black coffee and a scone please. Do you have jam and cream too?

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Am getting the tea pot out! And china cups and saucers! Scones and cream anyone?!

That'll be nice. I reckon there'll be a fair few queuing to sign up. may even push the boat out and get the strawberries out too!

Victoria sponge cake? yeap and home made shortbreads!

Right then. I reckon we should be set for the influx.

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By *imjohnCouple over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

"Makes me laugh this, I hope peoples jobs are not lost through no fault of their own like mine.

Laughing on the other side of the face then!

Her"

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Sign up here.

No need for debate.

Since I hate everyone, obviously I do

Hooray! That's one. Cup of tea? Scone?

Black coffee and a scone please. Do you have jam and cream too?

We have quince, plum and rhubarb conserve.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread also needs an "I'm better than you because I have a job/car/flash car/house/big house/mansion/castle/holiday home abroad/several holiday homes abroad/3 holidays a year/more holidays than yow/etc" thread to complement it.

Bragging about being thin/having a large cock and slagging of the less than physically perfect should be optional too.

I am laughing, I wonder how the average earner would live if they lost their job today.

Short memories come to mind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

yet your parents will have received it for you.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Good luck.

NB this is an ironic thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am getting the tea pot out! And china cups and saucers! Scones and cream anyone?!

Ooh I'll get me posh frock on. One lump for me please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It always amazes me how gullible people are to fall into the benifits scrounger trap laid by the tabloids. errrr bankers and corporate tax dodgers stealing millions more every day.

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By *hetalkingstoveMan over a year ago

London

Count me in. Everyone knows it's benefit scroungers that ruined the economy and take money away from those who deserve it, not those lovely bankers and caring big corporations who shouldn't have to pay their tax bills.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Am getting the tea pot out! And china cups and saucers! Scones and cream anyone?!

Ooh I'll get me posh frock on. One lump for me please

"
lol... Yeap even got sugar cubes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hate them with a passion they never had a job and don't won't one most just pump out a new batch off kids to follow in the foot steps the fucking tramps hate them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bragging about being thin/having a large cock and slagging of the less than physically perfect should be optional too.

you forgot the I went to Uni and have a degree declarers

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Count me in. Everyone knows it's benefit scroungers that ruined the economy and take money away from those who deserve it, not those lovely bankers and caring big corporations who shouldn't have to pay their tax bills."

That's 2 but you did sound a bit 'debatey' there. I almost discounted your vote! Cuppa and cake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

Today's children are tomorrow's future, it is their contributions that will be paying your pension"

I hope that my contributions will pay my pension and that the children's contributions pay their pensions - because if not it's all fucked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bragging about being thin/having a large cock and slagging of the less than physically perfect should be optional too.

you forgot the I went to Uni and have a degree declarers"
I go to the Libray, keeps my intelligence updated

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

i get banned for less . . . .cunts

x X X

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By *imjohnCouple over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

Bragging about being thin/having a large cock and slagging of the less than physically perfect should be optional too.

It does seem that way lol!

All we can say is that we hope some of these people never have to claim benefits, Also that their job is that secure that they can afford to knock other less fortunate.

Karma as a nice ring to it wouldn't you say !

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS over a year ago

Bolton

"Define benefits scroungers please lol

Absolutely anyone who claims benefits ... apparently.

absolute disgusting outlook, my friend has MS so can't work and struggles to exist every day. People like you make me sick!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

Today's children are tomorrow's future, it is their contributions that will be paying your pension"

That's always been the myth regarding pensions, but it's not true. To get a state pension you must have paid or been credited with National Insurance contributions. Many people also have private pension plans.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Ok... I have often thought ( yeap i do sometimes! ) There is a huge amount of benifits that actually go unclaimed. So.. For all those who have opinions re the benifits that are claimed, and the overall cost to " everyone " ... On a different perspective, could be alot worse! ... Cucumber sarnie anyone? With crusts removed!

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Hey hey! NO DEBATE. Sheesh!

*spits dummy out*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bragging about being thin/having a large cock and slagging of the less than physically perfect should be optional too.

you forgot the I went to Uni and have a degree declarersI go to the Libray, keeps my intelligence updated

oh how I miss the Library days! Do they still do Ladybird books???

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Ok... I have often thought ( yeap i do sometimes! ) There is a huge amount of benifits that actually go unclaimed. So.. For all those who have opinions re the benifits that are claimed, and the overall cost to " everyone " ... On a different perspective, could be alot worse! ... Cucumber sarnie anyone? With crusts removed!

Actually I'd prefer some of the smoked salmon.

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By *0JOMan over a year ago

Glasgow

So you, like most of Britain have falling for this Tory propaganda. "Let's vilify the poor". Easy targets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually, the biggest drain on social funding is state pensions, but no one bangs on in the media about the drain they put on resources because we can't fund the old people we have now, never mind the future.

So let's shift the focus onto the billion quid in illegal benefit claims, because no one wants to talk about how we pay for our retirement......

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Hey hey! NO DEBATE. Sheesh!

*spits dummy out*"
opps! Sorry, urge came over me! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate big corporations thieving mps and ceos who sit on their back sides while cashing in big bonuses for other peoples work and using off shore banks to avoid tax while people are starving on our streets because they couldn't get a job due to lack of experience witch is what i get all the time while looking for a job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bragging about being thin/having a large cock and slagging of the less than physically perfect should be optional too.

you forgot the I went to Uni and have a degree declarersI go to the Libray, keeps my intelligence updated

oh how I miss the Library days! Do they still do Ladybird books??? "
I'm well known on her for the pop up books, when I've got to ladybird stage, I know I can start chatting proper.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"So you, like most of Britain have falling for this Tory propaganda. "Let's vilify the poor". Easy targets "

Please only enter the thread with a sense of irony.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good luck.

NB this is an ironic thread."

Sorry commented on wrong post, supposed to go on donkey dicks post my bf x

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Good luck.

NB this is an ironic thread.

Sorry commented on wrong post, supposed to go on donkey dicks post my bf x "

Lol love it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mr Cameron would be so proud, his propaganda that anyone who is not middle class,home owners and university educated must be scum, is working well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NB this is an ironic thread."

Thank god for that, I had lost some faith in you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

LOL This is actually quite funny. I am lucky to be able to work and quite enjoy what I do. When I think about how little money is paid in benefits I know I need to keep working as I can't afford not to !

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Mr Cameron would be so proud, his propaganda that anyone who is not middle class,home owners and university educated must be scum, is working well.

Irony needed prior to posting.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

NB this is an ironic thread.

Thank god for that, I had lost some faith in you."

I reckon we can get to 175 before the 'other' one!!

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Actually, the biggest drain on social funding is state pensions, but no one bangs on in the media about the drain they put on resources because we can't fund the old people we have now, never mind the future.

So let's shift the focus onto the billion quid in illegal benefit claims, because no one wants to talk about how we pay for our retirement......"

Cup of tea whilst you're waiting?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I work for a living have done all my life but hope not to fall into hard times and the way some look at some that have i hope maybe you have all saved up incase it happens to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""No need for debate"

Hahahahaha

popcorn anyone?"

Toffee?

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I work for a living have done all my life but hope not to fall into hard times and the way some look at some that have i hope maybe you have all saved up incase it happens to you"

Ironic thread.

Cup of tea? Slice of cake whilst you wait?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Folk are missing fact that maria miller government minister falsely claimed benefits aka expenses to tune of over 48 thousand quid she was told to pay by mps just £5800 one rule for that cunt one for one for rest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a story run in the national papers about a bloke who gave up work so he could drink whisky all the time, when he went to the benfits office he inform the person therr he was too angry to work so he wanted to spend his days drinking to keep calm.

Now part of me feels sorry for him, part of me is annoyed that he has given up work to be an alcoholic and we are paying for it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Daily Mail reader per chance?

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Do you have an irony deficiency? If so- sign up!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Daily Mail reader per chance?

What is it with swingers and the daily mail.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate no one .And at times some people need a little help . I think if people can work they should .. But there need to be jobs and well paying jobs to make them get up and work . Its the government to blame really .

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"I work for a living have done all my life but hope not to fall into hard times and the way some look at some that have i hope maybe you have all saved up incase it happens to you

Ironic thread.

Cup of tea? Slice of cake whilst you wait?"

I don't drink tea, and try to avoid cake if possible, can i have a soft drink and a biscuit instead please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right, wheres the cake??

Dole scroungers, string em up etc etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am on the dole.. god bless the sole lol.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Am getting the tea pot out! And china cups and saucers! Scones and cream anyone?!

Where did you get cups from ? I try but it's all mug mug mug these days

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Well said that man! Cafe Nero ... my heroes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scousers see....used to mugging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know its not good to Hate , lol

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"Daily Mail reader per chance?

What is it with swingers and the daily mail.

I was very happy when the Daily Mail ran those stories on Ed Miliband and Harriet Harman to be honest, was great fun watching the Labour party trying to squirm their way out of those stories, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a story run in the national papers about a bloke who gave up work so he could drink whisky all the time, when he went to the benfits office he inform the person therr he was too angry to work so he wanted to spend his days drinking to keep calm.

Now part of me feels sorry for him, part of me is annoyed that he has given up work to be an alcoholic and we are paying for it."

Scrounging bastard and here am I squeezing both into my miserable life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now part of me feels sorry for him, part of me is annoyed that he has given up work to be an alcoholic and we are paying for it."

he'll die young and save the country his pension money,plus he's helping the alcohol industry and paying tax on the alcohol that goes back into the economy. Whiskey isn't cheap you know

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

Now part of me feels sorry for him, part of me is annoyed that he has given up work to be an alcoholic and we are paying for it.

he'll die young and save the country his pension money,plus he's helping the alcohol industry and paying tax on the alcohol that goes back into the economy. Whiskey isn't cheap you know "

He'll probably also cost the Nhs thousands in medicine and treatments for Liver disease.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now part of me feels sorry for him, part of me is annoyed that he has given up work to be an alcoholic and we are paying for it.

he'll die young and save the country his pension money,plus he's helping the alcohol industry and paying tax on the alcohol that goes back into the economy. Whiskey isn't cheap you know "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm signing up. Hang them all, they're a drain on society, blah blah blah

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Scousers see....used to mugging

And everyone knows they're all on benefits.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Am getting the tea pot out! And china cups and saucers! Scones and cream anyone?!

Where did you get cups from ? I try but it's all mug mug mug these days"
inherited them from a very rich Aunt! Gargoyles on the front door and everything!!! ... Moat too! Lol

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Right, wheres the cake??"

I ate it all. I have a figure to maintain and it was free.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Right, wheres the cake??

I ate it all. I have a figure to maintain and it was free.

Right so we only have:

Scones

cream

jam

biscuits

cucumber sandwiches

smoked salmon

tea

coffee

left. Hope there's enough. I'm checking in case people are claiming too many goodies. I'm dobbing them in if they are. Your first VV.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right, wheres the cake??

I ate it all. I have a figure to maintain and it was free.

Right so we only have:

Scones

cream

jam

biscuits

cucumber sandwiches

smoked salmon

tea

coffee

left. Hope there's enough. I'm checking in case people are claiming too many goodies. I'm dobbing them in if they are. Your first VV."

Affording smoked salmon on benefits, why that makes my blood boil....

(Just maintaining the sense of moral outrage within the thread.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come the revolution Brothers and Sisters there will be Cake and Beer for everyone

Comrade

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Right, wheres the cake??

I ate it all. I have a figure to maintain and it was free.

Right so we only have:

Scones

cream

jam

biscuits

cucumber sandwiches

smoked salmon

tea

coffee

left. Hope there's enough. I'm checking in case people are claiming too many goodies. I'm dobbing them in if they are. Your first VV.

Affording smoked salmon on benefits, why that makes my blood boil....

(Just maintaining the sense of moral outrage within the thread.)"

We're only here to pillory and vilify the poor. It's the latest national sport.

Pass the Pimms old bean.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Right, wheres the cake??

I ate it all. I have a figure to maintain and it was free.

Right so we only have:

Scones

cream

jam

biscuits

cucumber sandwiches

smoked salmon

tea

coffee

left. Hope there's enough. I'm checking in case people are claiming too many goodies. I'm dobbing them in if they are. Your first VV.

Affording smoked salmon on benefits, why that makes my blood boil....

(Just maintaining the sense of moral outrage within the thread.)

We're only here to pillory and vilify the poor. It's the latest national sport.

Pass the Pimms old bean. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cavier, and martinis only please

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Caviar? You do realise there's a recession? One has to tighten one's belt dontcha know?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok ok! Fish paste then

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Ok ok! Fish paste then

"
bloater paste is the way ta go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i like toast

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"i like toast

you'll be expecting beans on that next. Peasant!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok ok! Fish paste then

bloater paste is the way ta go!

"
only if it contains backbone

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Ok ok! Fish paste then

bloater paste is the way ta go!

only if it contains backbone

Backbone? Why should you expect us to have backbone when we're chinless?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I want to be on benefits, then I can sit at home all day drinking lager, smoking tabs and watching sky sports...

I hope this was a sarcastic post, if not then you need to wake up and smell the coffee my friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok ok! Fish paste then

bloater paste is the way ta go!

only if it contains backbone

"
Get your chin out then, show me yours, ill show you mine

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I want to be on benefits, then I can sit at home all day drinking lager, smoking tabs and watching sky sports...

I hope this was a sarcastic post, if not then you need to wake up and smell the coffee my friend

we've run out of coffee. Only Earl Grey left.

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By *atelotmanMan over a year ago

Chatham

OI you lot get off your arses and off the forum an get back to work I want a benefit increase now lazy bums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

Today's children are tomorrow's future, it is their contributions that will be paying your pension

Thats if they are able to get jobs.

My girls have never been without work fortunately..but then they aren't too fussy about what they do as long as they are working. Very proud of both of them. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

You were never a child then? And your parents never received child benefit for you?"

You shouldn't receive child benefit if you are an high earner. A benefit is a safety net for those who are genuinely in need. £50k cap is reasonable.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

You were never a child then? And your parents never received child benefit for you?

You shouldn't receive child benefit if you are an high earner. A benefit is a safety net for those who are genuinely in need. £50k cap is reasonable."

Cake and a cup of tea whilst you wait dear?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"OI you lot get off your arses and off the forum an get back to work I want a benefit increase now lazy bums"
you wanna buy Bloater paste now don't you! Admit it!!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Oh Damn blast, dreary me... I gone and run outta sugar cubes!

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Oh Damn blast, dreary me... I gone and run outta sugar cubes!

That's ok. I brought demerara as a backup.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So ppl who lose their jobs due to places closing down r they classed as scroungers too ?

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"So ppl who lose their jobs due to places closing down r they classed as scroungers too ?"

I think you need to read the thread. And whilst you do would you like a cup of tea? We've no cake left but there's smoked salmon.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"OI you lot get off your arses and off the forum an get back to work I want a benefit increase now lazy bums you wanna buy Bloater paste now don't you! Admit it!!

Mmmm love bloater paste.

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

i fucking hate marzipan

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"i fucking hate marzipan

Victoria sponge doesn't have marzipan.

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

"i fucking hate marzipan

Victoria sponge doesn't have marzipan. "
thank the lord

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"i fucking hate marzipan

Victoria sponge doesn't have marzipan. thank the lord

"
cream left in the bowl, if ya wanna lick that?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to be on benefits, then I can sit at home all day drinking lager, smoking tabs and watching sky sports...

"
they get sky sports free?

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

I don't think some people realise this is a piss taking thread and taking the op seriously, bless em!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"I want to be on benefits, then I can sit at home all day drinking lager, smoking tabs and watching sky sports...

they get sky sports free?"

Crikey do they? I best ring up tmrw.. I don't like sport but if I'm gonna get it for fuck all I might ascend

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"I want to be on benefits, then I can sit at home all day drinking lager, smoking tabs and watching sky sports...

they get sky sports free?

Crikey do they? I best ring up tmrw.. I don't like sport but if I'm gonna get it for fuck all I might ascend

*might as well (stupid iPad)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't think some people realise this is a piss taking thread and taking the op seriously, bless em!

Really?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"So ppl who lose their jobs due to places closing down r they classed as scroungers too ?

I think you need to read the thread. And whilst you do would you like a cup of tea? We've no cake left but there's smoked salmon. "

That's something I failed to do, but I'll stick with ma roll ups & home brewed Cider ta very muchly

No canapés for me btw

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By *pacegazerMan over a year ago

kilmarnock

That'll be my pension knackered then, cos none of them seem that interested in wurking.......... Year off, travel world......... Nuts!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

It's an absolute scandal the amount of money they get for their children. No need to worry about bankers bonuses or millionaires and huge corporations evading tax.

Child benefit is the one to worry about.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That'll be my pension knackered then, cos none of them seem that interested in wurking.......... Year off, travel world......... Nuts!!!!!"

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"So ppl who lose their jobs due to places closing down r they classed as scroungers too ?

I think you need to read the thread. And whilst you do would you like a cup of tea? We've no cake left but there's smoked salmon.

That's something I failed to do, but I'll stick with ma roll ups & home brewed Cider ta very muchly

No canapés for me btw"

Pork pie? Sausage roll?

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I don't think some people realise this is a piss taking thread and taking the op seriously, bless em!

Really?

It's in danger of becoming an irony free zone.

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"I don't think some people realise this is a piss taking thread and taking the op seriously, bless em!

Really?

It's in danger of becoming an irony free zone.

"
the amount of dumb asses on here who cannot see that the OP is taking the piss out of the other two benefits threads does not supprise me in the slightest all to many to quick to flay into "benefit scroungers "

"more tea vicar "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now they're getting irony for free too? Fuck sake!

Bloody government.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I had to employ a typist to do this for me.

Next week hun, same time same place

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By *my-blackTV/TS over a year ago

Poole

This with my sensible head on for a change

Most of the programmes and media coverage are meant to sensationalise and cause outrage. That way sells more papers. more _iewers.

Personally i have met as many arrogant unlikeable wonkers who are in full time work as people who arent.

Instead of watching such drivel go put some music on. currently instead of watching pap about job snatchers i am now listening to some fantastic tracy chapman from the 80s.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Now they're getting irony for free too? Fuck sake!

Bloody government."

I know! All my hard evaded taxes! One just does not know where the next yacht is coming from.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't think some people realise this is a piss taking thread and taking the op seriously, bless em!

Really?

It's in danger of becoming an irony free zone.

the amount of dumb asses on here who cannot see that the OP is taking the piss out of the other two benefits threads does not supprise me in the slightest all to many to quick to flay into "benefit scroungers "

"more tea vicar "

Does one have Hobnobs...

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"I don't think some people realise this is a piss taking thread and taking the op seriously, bless em!

Really?

It's in danger of becoming an irony free zone.

"more tea vicar "

Does one have Hobnobs...

"
no "another slice of cake verger "

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By *oulou45Woman over a year ago

Bucks

"I have a problem with child benefit, they are nothing to do with me so why should my taxes subsidise them?

Today's children are tomorrow's future, it is their contributions that will be paying your pension"

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I don't think some people realise this is a piss taking thread and taking the op seriously, bless em!

Really?

It's in danger of becoming an irony free zone.

"more tea vicar "

Does one have Hobnobs...

no "another slice of cake verger "

We only have Battenberg left now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sign up here.

No need for debate. "

On that note I had an inter_iew today and got offered the job

Give me 3 weeks til I start then I can look down my nose at everyone again

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Sign up here.

No need for debate.

On that note I had an inter_iew today and got offered the job

Give me 3 weeks til I start then I can look down my nose at everyone again

Congratulations. In that case you can have a sparkler with your cake.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If we are hating the benefit cheats, the lazy fucks who think the world owes them a living because only idiots work, the breeders and the scuzzers who go on Jeremy Kyle......... count me in please

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"If we are hating the benefit cheats, the lazy fucks who think the world owes them a living because only idiots work, the breeders and the scuzzers who go on Jeremy Kyle......... count me in please

Jolly good - would you prefer cake or scone with your tea?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If we are hating the benefit cheats, the lazy fucks who think the world owes them a living because only idiots work, the breeders and the scuzzers who go on Jeremy Kyle......... count me in please

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By *atelotmanMan over a year ago

Chatham

"OI you lot get off your arses and off the forum an get back to work I want a benefit increase now lazy bums you wanna buy Bloater paste now don't you! Admit it!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh come on now Im on benefits I want some more up market then bloater paste,smoke salmon will do for a start.S

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"Right, wheres the cake??

I ate it all. I have a figure to maintain and it was free.

Right so we only have:

Scones

cream

jam

biscuits

cucumber sandwiches

smoked salmon

tea

coffee

left. Hope there's enough. I'm checking in case people are claiming too many goodies. I'm dobbing them in if they are. Your first VV.

Affording smoked salmon on benefits, why that makes my blood boil....

(Just maintaining the sense of moral outrage within the thread.)"

It's a disgrace! They should only buy the value ranges: "best before" products at that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bragging about being thin/having a large cock and slagging of the less than physically perfect should be optional too.

"
They are NOT better people. Just luckier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At last we have a Government who are prepared to tackle the welfare bill. £26,000 is more than adequate...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow... So many judgemental people!

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Right, wheres the cake??

I ate it all. I have a figure to maintain and it was free.

Right so we only have:

Scones

cream

jam

biscuits

cucumber sandwiches

smoked salmon

tea

coffee

left. Hope there's enough. I'm checking in case people are claiming too many goodies. I'm dobbing them in if they are. Your first VV.

Affording smoked salmon on benefits, why that makes my blood boil....

(Just maintaining the sense of moral outrage within the thread.)

It's a disgrace! They should only buy the value ranges: "best before" products at that!

Actually, don't tell anyone but it's really smoked trout.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Wow... So many judgemental people!

And so many who have entirely missed the point of this thread.

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

I am a benefit scrounger and I love myself - sometimes repeatedly in the same day

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

the benefit of reading this thread fully has only served to have me dropping cake crumbs on my notebook thingie..

may we have some suggestions please for crumb less cake, or is that a biscuit..?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I am a benefit scrounger and I love myself - sometimes repeatedly in the same day

nominated for this weeks top post..

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I think Weight Watchers do one.

Weight Watchers are banned here.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Get an eclair: choux pastry is crumbless.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Good thinking. I shall pop to Greggs for a gross.

Someone keep this queue orderly whilst I am away.

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

It seems everyone hates benefit 'scroungers' until they find themselves out of work and having to live on fresh air.

There will always be a (relative) few who manage to live a subsidised high life, but most don't. And perhaps the hard questions should be directed towards whoever says 'yes' to the excesses.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

You've missed the point of this thread.

Tea or coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just made coffee and have carrot cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

HANG THEM ALL!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Get an eclair: choux pastry is crumbless.

not keen on cream filling, do they do them with custard..?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"HANG THEM ALL! "

No you cant do that..

the Nation needs cake makers and skilled pattiseurs..

crap spelling I know

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"HANG THEM ALL! "

I like your style.

Now could you please repeat that whilst frothing at the mouth?

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