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Just wondering what question do you hate being asked?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything about my hair really.
It's extremely long so I get:
How long is it?
When did you last have it cut?
How long does it take to dry it?
Do you ever wear it down?
How long did it take to grow it?
Just shush!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when people mail and ask "whats The Coefficient Of Linear Expansion ?" ........ or it might be "Hi, what you into?" .... its one of them anyhow.
Chuffin rocket surgery or brain science to some people is this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh I'm travelling to Manchester/Birmingham/Liverpool or some other generic city feckin miles from me, but vaguely in the northern half of the country, next week wanna meet?  |
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"if there is somethin the matter with me when there is something the matter with me . . . ."
Yes but do you reply "no" in a tone that actually means "yes, but you are going to have to spend at least an hour getting it out of me"  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Can I feel your boobs?"
Speak for yourself, sister! 
I hate being asked, 'Are you convincing?'
I've got 50 odd photos on here (some odder than others) and if they still need to ask.... |
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"if there is somethin the matter with me when there is something the matter with me . . . .
Yes but do you reply "no" in a tone that actually means "yes, but you are going to have to spend at least an hour getting it out of me" "
no im such a good actor i smile and they are none the wiser that im tearing the yellow pages with my feet behind the desk to get my angst oot  x X X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LIFE IN GENERAL:
**puts kettle on and places ONE (singular cup) next to kettle***
Is followed by:
"I'll have a cuppa if you're making one?"
F**** OFF! "
milk one sugar please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you ok
What you up to
What are you into
How come your on here
I could go on....all stupidly obvious and boring questions just irritate me lol! "
All of these!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LIFE IN GENERAL:
**puts kettle on and places ONE (singular cup) next to kettle***
Is followed by:
"I'll have a cuppa if you're making one?"
F**** OFF!
milk one sugar please "
You can too!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any question that wasn't from genuine interest. Or, can I have some of your cheese and onion Walkers? Oh and can I suck your toes? Not forgetting,what you wearing? From someone who doesn't actually want to know I'm wearing leggings and a stripey mismatched tshirt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also hate that one too! Why do they ask how many meets you've had?"
And do they really want to know the answer or are they hoping you'll say "I've had no meets and I'm soooo horny"?
Weird. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like 'how do you find the site? ' they don't usually like my response which tends to detail my typing the url into the address bar and hitting enter. "
Lol!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LIFE IN GENERAL:
**puts kettle on and places ONE (singular cup) next to kettle***
Is followed by:
"I'll have a cuppa if you're making one?"
F**** OFF!
milk one sugar please
You can too!
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ha ha you're soooo going to get a slap, cheeky! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LIFE IN GENERAL:
**puts kettle on and places ONE (singular cup) next to kettle***
Is followed by:
"I'll have a cuppa if you're making one?"
F**** OFF!
milk one sugar please
You can too!
ha ha you're soooo going to get a slap, cheeky! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being asked what u do for a living - what the fuck has that to do with meeting
What do you do for a living???
I sell ice to the Eskimos "
you told me sand to arabs you bloody liar! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being asked what u do for a living - what the fuck has that to do with meeting
What do you do for a living???
I sell ice to the Eskimos
you told me sand to arabs you bloody liar! "
That's my weekend job innit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being asked what u do for a living - what the fuck has that to do with meeting
What do you do for a living???
I sell ice to the Eskimos
No shit I sell it to the polar bears "
What's your commission ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who the fuck do you think you are"
& " does my bum look big in this"
firstly I'm me I know who I am (IVE heard it enough lol) & second the bum question??? The elephant in the room.... Its simple!! Your a bloke!! Who gives a shit lol
& lady's the answers it looks perfect.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where are you from? ...No where are you REALLY from?
Can I touch your hair?
Who's white your mum Or your dad? .. So how come you're so light?
List goes on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where are you from? ...No where are you REALLY from?
Can I touch your hair?
Who's white your mum Or your dad? .. So how come you're so light?
List goes on"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember once someone messaged me and asked have i shaved my beard off yet to shag her.
...how am i meant to tickle your pickle without it you daft mare?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what you going to wear on our meet !!!! 
Yes this annoys me as well as if they have some sort of say in it! lol
I usually respond with ... snorkel and flippers. "
last time I was asked I replied a minion onesie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On fab annoying questions are:
What are you into?
You ok?
What are your turn ons/offs...
Do you suck cock? Have you looked at our profile pix lol
2 of the answers to those questions are right on our profile!
Everyday life annoying questions:
When I'm quiet.... What's wrong? Lol why does something have to be wrong?!?!
What are you up to? Normally I've stopped doing what i was doing and started talking to them!
What do you think about this weather? Just annoys me, not sure they care but are making conversation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What u wearing?
Like were all sat in stockings n heals late at night with emaculate hair n make up. I always wounder if they want the truth."
This bugs me too, I just tell them the truth which 9 times out of 10 is fluffy pjs, Bridget Jones pants, no make up and messy, frizzy hair scraped back out of my face!!! Lol. I'm sexy and I know it, just far too lazy to show it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you ok??
Does my head in. "
Lol! Yes me too! I think "Well yes, I'm Ok as far as I know, why do you ask? Did you think I wasn't OK? If so, why? And in any case why are you bothered since you've never met or spoken to me before!"
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On Fab:
"What are you into?" - Could you be a little more fucking specific?
"Do you squirt?" - (Usually followed by "I could make you squirt") *Yawn*.
"What are you wearing?" - Ripped P.J bottoms, granny knickers and an old horse t-shirt. What do these people really expect?
In life:
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" - ...GRR!!! No comment.
- Amy. x |
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