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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So there you are on the sofa with your partner.
Things are getting hot.
This is going to be a good night
And then it happens
Beep beep from the kitchen the bacon for the butties is done.
Ohh god you are hungry but then so is your partner and not just for food
What do you do
Leave it the bacon will burn
Turn the grill off and say stuff food you have an all you can eat buffet hear
Go eat the mood will return later
What would you do?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get your partner to come into the kitchen with you quick check on the bacon then get hot and steamy on the kitchen table if they are a good partner eating bacon sarnies could be hot as hell  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poetry provides the answer to this dilemma:
Roses are read.
Violets are blue.
Bacon."
that was beautiful.......simply beautiful your way with words could rival Shakespeare |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Poetry provides the answer to this dilemma:
Roses are read.
Violets are blue.
Bacon.
that was beautiful.......simply beautiful your way with words could rival Shakespeare "
He is such a romantic.... To bacon!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never leave a grill on unattended,thats how fires start"
Somebody misspelt grill in that quote once, wimmin have had delusions of grandeur ever since
And firey tempers ever since |
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"Get your partner to come into the kitchen with you quick check on the bacon then get hot and steamy on the kitchen table if they are a good partner eating bacon sarnies could be hot as hell "
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