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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can i have a burnt bacon butty please with a smidgen of brown sauce and a strong coffee, no sugar  "
Burnt bacon butty !!! Brown sauce !! Its a posh bistro madam . Have a croissant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i have a burnt bacon butty please with a smidgen of brown sauce and a strong coffee, no sugar Burnt bacon butty !!! Brown sauce !! Its a posh bistro madam . Have a croissant "
Ooooooo get you.......
well im in the mood for a burnt bacon butty....maybe stick it between a croissant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bacon n egg baguette please.. Now here's a guy with a bit of class 
He's missing the sausage x I can supply a very nice sausage "
Hehe, all this talk of food has given me an appetite x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bacon n egg baguette please.. Now here's a guy with a bit of class
He's missing the sausage x I can supply a very nice sausage
Hehe, all this talk of food has given me an appetite x "
For food ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bacon n egg baguette please.. Now here's a guy with a bit of class
He's missing the sausage x I can supply a very nice sausage
Hehe, all this talk of food has given me an appetite x For food ? "
Well I will need the food for energy for my second appetite  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bacon n egg baguette please.. Now here's a guy with a bit of class
He's missing the sausage x I can supply a very nice sausage
Hehe, all this talk of food has given me an appetite x For food ?
Well I will need the food for energy for my second appetite "
Good answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out
I'm in bed too, can I have mine delivered please you certainly can "
Thank you. Sausage baguette please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bacon n egg baguette please.. Now here's a guy with a bit of class
He's missing the sausage x I can supply a very nice sausage
Hehe, all this talk of food has given me an appetite x For food ?
Well I will need the food for energy for my second appetite Good answer "
I'm ready when you are x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bacon n egg baguette please.. Now here's a guy with a bit of class
He's missing the sausage x I can supply a very nice sausage
Hehe, all this talk of food has given me an appetite x For food ?
Well I will need the food for energy for my second appetite Good answer
I'm ready when you are x"
I am always ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard
Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl.  yeah right "
shhhhh im trying to create an image her. Bit of help would be good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out
I'm in bed too, can I have mine delivered please you certainly can
Thank you. Sausage baguette please "
1 sausage cumin up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hopefully turning it into a Bistro may keep the riff raff out
Riff Raff.... On here?!?!?
How rude...... How did you get in "
I don't know why I consort with you?!?!
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"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard
Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl. yeah right
shhhhh im trying to create an image her. Bit of help would be good"
She's no good girl that halo is hanging on her boobies!!
Could i get i a Latte and a warm pan au chocolate please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard
Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl. yeah right
shhhhh im trying to create an image her. Bit of help would be good
She's no good girl that halo is hanging on her boobies!!
Thanks
Could i get i a Latte and a warm pan au chocolate please "
Of course madam . You are very wise |
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"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard
Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl. yeah right
shhhhh im trying to create an image her. Bit of help would be good
She's no good girl that halo is hanging on her boobies!!
Thanks
Could i get i a Latte and a warm pan au chocolate please Of course madam . You are very wise "
why thank you sir |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does your Bistro have strawberry milk? Not sure if I belong in here today......*looks round for straws and doesn't see any*"
Got some in especially for you  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"Does your Bistro have strawberry milk? Not sure if I belong in here today......*looks round for straws and doesn't see any* Got some in especially for you "
Thank you Tosh, I think I am going to like it here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning,any chance this bit of riff raff could have hot cup of tea n a baguette with Brie,Apple n grape please.
Obviously not  Sorry . On its way
Well surely I should at least get a free refill of my tea,service is a bit slow this morning Will fill you up twice "
Will you remember to fill me up twice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard
Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl. yeah right
shhhhh im trying to create an image her. Bit of help would be good
She's no good girl that halo is hanging on her boobies!!
Oi your supposed to be my mate xx
Could i get i a Latte and a warm pan au chocolate please "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take whatever is on offer please. Xx Yeah so ive heard
Oi cheeky. I keep telling you all im a good girl. yeah right
shhhhh im trying to create an image her. Bit of help would be good
She's no good girl that halo is hanging on her boobies!!
Thanks
Could i get i a Latte and a warm pan au chocolate please Of course madam . You are very wise
why thank you sir"
will you pair behave, my rep is on the line here. Pfft xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bore da.
Could I have tea please. Not hungry at the mo, well not for food anyway. Xxx "
You my darling can have anything you wish . Including things off the menu board |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da.
Could I have tea please. Not hungry at the mo, well not for food anyway. Xxx You my darling can have anything you wish . Including things off the menu board "
Why thank you. I may stay in bed then until your bistro is closed.....after hours service. X
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bore da.
Could I have tea please. Not hungry at the mo, well not for food anyway. Xxx You my darling can have anything you wish . Including things off the menu board
Why thank you. I may stay in bed then until your bistro is closed.....after hours service. X
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You stay and make yourself comfy and I will can have ours in bed . And breakfast |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bore da.
Could I have tea please. Not hungry at the mo, well not for food anyway. Xxx You my darling can have anything you wish . Including things off the menu board
Why thank you. I may stay in bed then until your bistro is closed.....after hours service. X
You stay and make yourself comfy and I will can have ours in bed . And breakfast "
Im comfy...just waiting for me tea..take your time. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bore da.
Could I have tea please. Not hungry at the mo, well not for food anyway. Xxx You my darling can have anything you wish . Including things off the menu board
Why thank you. I may stay in bed then until your bistro is closed.....after hours service. X
You stay and make yourself comfy and I will can have ours in bed . And breakfast
Im comfy...just waiting for me tea..take your time. Xx"
You know I aim to please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a pain au chocolat & black coffee please ?
If we come back at lunchtime will tapas be on the menu ? At last . A bit of class "
Why thank you kind sir. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shuffles in and back out too posh for me sir I'm off down the road Come in floss . No one will no yer common "
Hairnet curlers and fag hanging out me gob might give it away  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are the lunchtime specials? Me on toast
Sold......but careful about where you get them crumbs  "
That's two of us for the special. You sure you've got enough to go round |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shuffles in and back out too posh for me sir I'm off down the road Come in floss . No one will no yer common
Hairnet curlers and fag hanging out me gob might give it away "
That's made me giggle xxx |
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