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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The door opens slowly.. A grudge like creature, stares at you! The door closes and it's gone... What do you do?

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By *hil911Man over a year ago

Solihull

Turn the film off because it's crap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chase it

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By *elsh n wildCouple over a year ago

Cardiff area

I'm am but I should be so lucky any action a bonus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The door opens slowly.. A grudge like creature, stares at you! The door closes and it's gone... What do you do? "

find out where it lives then go to its house, slowly open the door then close it and run away.

gotta play these bastards at their own game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It wouldn't be pretty!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chase it

Yeah me too

curiosity would get the better!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Catch it and fuck his shit up with an axe coz I'm way scarier than that little biatch.

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

Oh ffs you lot are mental I'd probably have died of a heart attack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Catch it and keep it as a pet.

Take it for walks and everything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go and change my pants! Im a big fearty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chase it

Yeah me too

curiosity would get the better!"

Even better chase it together ... two mad scousers would be a match for any grudge creature

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Stab it in the cunt with my stiletto

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Charge it rent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go and change my pants! Im a big fearty.

Haha stand behind me we will look together I'm all of 5ft2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stab it in the cunt with my stiletto

Ooh err missus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hunt it down and serve it with an injunction.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell it to shut the flipping door- there's a dreadful draft in this house!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stab it in the cunt with my stiletto

You crass bint ...

neighhhh we,ll be acing none of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stab it in the cunt with my stiletto

You crass bint ...

neighhhh we,ll be acing none of that

Aving!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't mention going to look for it!

. If we lock ourselves in the loo that sounds better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How creative do ya want me to be - cos as the original films show - creativity causes chaos and mayhem!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I didn't mention going to look for it!

. If we lock ourselves in the loo that sounds better

Ohhhh nooooooo your coming with me hide and seek... Under the stairs my pretty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd tell it to fuck off. I need a wank..can it come back later so it doesn't witness my toes curling lol

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Check my snack basket immediately.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn't mention going to look for it!

. If we lock ourselves in the loo that sounds better

Ohhhh nooooooo your coming with me hide and seek... Under the stairs my pretty

Im creeped out now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How creative do ya want me to be - cos as the original films show - creativity causes chaos and mayhem!! Lol

You don't need a film for mayhem!! Chuck some shoes at it Muncie, oh no Can you spare!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I didn't mention going to look for it!

. If we lock ourselves in the loo that sounds better

Ohhhh nooooooo your coming with me hide and seek... Under the stairs my pretty

Im creeped out now

Your perfectly safe with me my... Pretty!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Check my snack basket immediately. "

All gone!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can I change my mind, I have no odd shoes to spare.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The door opens slowly.. A grudge like creature, stares at you! The door closes and it's gone... What do you do? "

I finished with the ex 2 years back! Whats he doing here????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stab it in the cunt with my stiletto

Feisty!!!

I'm standing behind her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I change my mind, I have no odd shoes to spare.

No I have a another vision... Wax on wax off mr miyagi style flying stilettos steel bodice.... Erm ill go back to neighhhh it's safer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stab it in the cunt with my stiletto

Feisty!!!

I'm standing behind her

I would too if I wasn't trapped under the stairs! HELP MEEEEEE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stab it in the cunt with my stiletto

Feisty!!!

I'm standing behind her

I would too if I wasn't trapped under the stairs! HELP MEEEEEE

If you open the trap door you'll find the stairway to hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stab it in the cunt with my stiletto

Feisty!!!

I'm standing behind her

I would too if I wasn't trapped under the stairs! HELP MEEEEEE

All the help you need is here my pretty what would you like? Ssshhhush now

take my hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stab it in the cunt with my stiletto

Feisty!!!

I'm standing behind her

I would too if I wasn't trapped under the stairs! HELP MEEEEEE

If you open the trap door you'll find the stairway to hell

highway?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stab it in the cunt with my stiletto

Feisty!!!

I'm standing behind her

Yeah fieisty bigger alright... Bad to the bone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd open the door for the cat to get it (my dogs a right pansy like me ) we'd be cowering in the corner (good girl)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stab it in the cunt with my stiletto

Feisty!!!

I'm standing behind her

I would too if I wasn't trapped under the stairs! HELP MEEEEEE

All the help you need is here my pretty what would you like? Ssshhhush now

take my hand

Opens the trap door and commando rolls down the stairs.

Fuck me , its hot down here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stab it in the cunt with my stiletto

Feisty!!!

I'm standing behind her

Yeah fieisty bigger alright... Bad to the bone

Bugger!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The door opens slowly.. A grudge like creature, stares at you! The door closes and it's gone... What do you do? "

Tell him he looked far better as a 2yr old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck it....times must be bad if energy firms are hiring staff to dress as smegal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stab it in the cunt with my stiletto

Feisty!!!

I'm standing behind her

I would too if I wasn't trapped under the stairs! HELP MEEEEEE

All the help you need is here my pretty what would you like? Ssshhhush now

take my hand

Opens the trap door and commando rolls down the stairs.

Fuck me , its hot down here

He'll is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hide under the bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am being looked at with disdain now cos I haven't seen The Grudge.

Well that and for thinking films like Rita, Sue and Bob too make for much better viewing than Japanese horror.

JN is not happy with me.

So thanks OP. By talking monsters, you have created one : it is sat next to me and it wants feeding

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am being looked at with disdain now cos I haven't seen The Grudge.

Well that and for thinking films like Rita, Sue and Bob too make for much better viewing than Japanese horror.

JN is not happy with me.

So thanks OP. By talking monsters, you have created one : it is sat next to me and it wants feeding

begging your pardon sir!

Now go and feed your monster.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only if it has a big hardon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hide under the bed

There's room under my stairs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Move house

I'd just follow you too.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That would depend on whether it's brought any beer or not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Move house

I'd just follow you too.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"The door opens slowly.. A grudge like creature, stares at you! The door closes and it's gone... What do you do? "

Put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hide under the bed

There's room under my stairs

Who else is in there ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hide under the bed

There's room under my stairs

Who else is in there ?

There's a few, we are getting a pretty tidy collection, rotation is good!! Electric pink was the last recruit.

of course for those reading and think we keep ladies under the stairs! I'd like to clarify... This is not so

honestly... For those thinking barking. Your probably right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Move house

Under my stairs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The door opens slowly.. A grudge like creature, stares at you! The door closes and it's gone... What do you do? "

Nothing - it's gone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The door opens slowly.. A grudge like creature, stares at you! The door closes and it's gone... What do you do? "

Well I'd say "oh Hi mum!..thanks for popping round!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The door opens slowly.. A grudge like creature, stares at you! The door closes and it's gone... What do you do? "

Think its time the OH had his hair and toenails cut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd run it a bath and wash it's hair

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By *gents 3 and 4Couple over a year ago

truro

Get on cam naked, with our address details and big sign 'come get it' not staying in that house alone. Then again I'd probably wouldn't get any interest and end up getting killed and eaten on live cam

wonder if it would get u tubed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The door opens slowly.. A grudge like creature, stares at you! The door closes and it's gone... What do you do?

Well I'd say "oh Hi mum!..thanks for popping round!"

Ben!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The door opens slowly.. A grudge like creature, stares at you! The door closes and it's gone... What do you do?

Nothing - it's gone!"

It will be back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd run it a bath and wash it's hair"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The door opens slowly.. A grudge like creature, stares at you! The door closes and it's gone... What do you do?

Well I'd say "oh Hi mum!..thanks for popping round!"

Ben!!!

lol ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The door opens slowly.. A grudge like creature, stares at you! The door closes and it's gone... What do you do? "

Continue masturbating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The door opens slowly.. A grudge like creature, stares at you! The door closes and it's gone... What do you do?

Continue masturbating"

what event would actually stop you masturbating ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The door opens slowly.. A grudge like creature, stares at you! The door closes and it's gone... What do you do?

Continue masturbating

what event would actually stop you masturbating ? "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Move house

Under my stairs

Is there still room

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Oh gawd I been home alone 10 days dont scare me like that.. whats a grudge anyway..

I cant even watch late night tv or have a bath when im alone at night. I think I would pass out .

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple over a year ago

wirral

Happens everyday...teenage children...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh gawd I been home alone 10 days dont scare me like that.. whats a grudge anyway..

I cant even watch late night tv or have a bath when im alone at night. I think I would pass out .

Whatever you do don't google it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The door opens slowly.. A grudge like creature, stares at you! The door closes and it's gone... What do you do?

Continue masturbating

what event would actually stop you masturbating ? "

Penis falling off due to leprosy.

Although I suppose I could self suck then....

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

"Oh gawd I been home alone 10 days dont scare me like that.. whats a grudge anyway..

I cant even watch late night tv or have a bath when im alone at night. I think I would pass out .

Whatever you do don't google it

"
dont think i will as ill be coming home in the dark

think I will leave all the lights on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get it served with an ASBO!

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