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Sharing your not so useful Tips :-)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If your partner is Mad with you , put a cape on them and tell them they are now Super Mad .... If they laugh marry them  ...... Eager to here all your tips for a better life  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If at first you don't succeed,give up,probably wasn't for you in the first place"
reminds me of a homer Simpson quote "if at 1st u don't succeed deny all knowledge u ever tried" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If at first you don't succeed,give up,probably wasn't for you in the first place
reminds me of a homer Simpson quote "if at 1st u don't succeed deny all knowledge u ever tried""
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Guys. When taking cock pic comparison shots for your 'single profile' - always remove the pink fluffy bathrobe from the bathroom door, the hairspray and tampons from behind the sink - and your wedding ring! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never try to impress your mates with a gargantuan panty shredder of a fart the morning after a vindaloo and eight pints of Stella.
You are likely to pebble dash your budgie smugglers to the mirth of your assembled brethren.
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This is actually an excellent tip , sorry for going against the O.P's wishes.....
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Never put any effort into anything.
If everyone says what you have done is wonderful then you are a natural and a winner and you can say Ha! I NEVER EVEN TRIED.
If everyone says what you did was shit    Then you can say .... Ha!
I NEVER EVEN TRIED.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women love seeing deodorant cans in the supermarket as they love them up 'em so whenever taking a photo of your penis saddle it up next to a can if your favourite lynx scent. That or wife beater, girls love a man who drinks wife beater. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys. When taking cock pic comparison shots for your 'single profile' - always remove the pink fluffy bathrobe from the bathroom door, the hairspray and tampons from behind the sink - and your wedding ring!
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Lucky for some they remembered |
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"Never mistake flash cleaning wipes with baby wipes."
Or pile cream for veet.... I assure it wasn't me... But my friends trouble never reappeared.....tho he was siting in a bucket of water for an hour...true |
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By *aisy100Woman
over a year ago
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"When driving home from a night out in Leeds, don't get totally lost when some fool closes a junction of the M1 as, frankly, Osset at 0100 is not worth seeing. "
Tina was this last night? It was shut at about 8pm from 40 to 39, we were in it about 10pm, I was so fumming that in our area 2 years ago we had all the roadworks so they could put up the gantries and boards..... for them not to use the feckers!!
You are not aware that it is shut until a few hundred yards before the exit, I was so angry I rang the highways to complain and they said " had the contractors informed them they were shutting the M1 then they would have put it on the flashing boards"
Now im no expert but im guessing the contractors cant shut a motorway without the highways consent?? |
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