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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs...
Ok so its self service but have you cooked everytging n pug it into a hot plate thing?? Nah just a cold buffet  You shit bed Giles  "
Nightmare Jane..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffs...
Ok so its self service but have you cooked everytging n pug it into a hot plate thing?? Nah just a cold buffet You shit bed Giles
Nightmare Jane.. "
awww you need a cuddle .Or just a good old fashioned humping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs...
Ok so its self service but have you cooked everytging n pug it into a hot plate thing?? Nah just a cold buffet You shit bed Giles
Nightmare Jane.. awww you need a cuddle .Or just a good old fashioned humping "
What about sleep?? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ffs...
Ok so its self service but have you cooked everytging n pug it into a hot plate thing?? Nah just a cold buffet You shit bed Giles
Nightmare Jane.. awww you need a cuddle .Or just a good old fashioned humping
What about sleep?? Lol"
That was not one of my choices |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da n good morning everyone .
Due to the fact I am knackered . This cafe is self service "
Bore da Toshn. Not impressed with this self service malarkey  I'd like a nice cup of weak tea in bed please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da n good morning everyone .
Due to the fact I am knackered . This cafe is self service
Bore da Toshn. Not impressed with this self service malarkey I'd like a nice cup of weak tea in bed please "
Bore da. On it's way Miss Legs and would like like anything else.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da n good morning everyone .
Due to the fact I am knackered . This cafe is self service
Bore da Toshn. Not impressed with this self service malarkey I'd like a nice cup of weak tea in bed please
Bore da. On it's way Miss Legs and would like like anything else. "
Bore da PP. Oh a nice warm croissant with strawberry jam if your offering. Ta |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bore da n good morning everyone .
Due to the fact I am knackered . This cafe is self service
Bore da Toshn. Not impressed with this self service malarkey I'd like a nice cup of weak tea in bed please
Bore da. On it's way Miss Legs and would like like anything else. "
Excuse me !! I am making the tea for the lovely legs . And reaping the benefits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh see happy crack is in one of her moods again
Sod off mard arse. Youre the one who started it by making it self service. Your tired Don't tell me you have soggied you pants again 
Nah. Had a dry night. Gold star for me. No frigging tea in the offering. Xx"
You can have one of mine. I've got Toshn and PP making me tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right I'm off down the cafe seeing as no one is talkin to me 
Its a cold buffet pp. Dont get your hopes up. Service is crap. Xx"
I know thats why I'm off to the cafe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right I'm off down the cafe seeing as no one is talkin to me
Its a cold buffet pp. Dont get your hopes up. Service is crap. Xx
I know thats why I'm off to the cafe"
whilst you're there a cuppa wouldnt go a miss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh see happy crack is in one of her moods again
Sod off mard arse. Youre the one who started it by making it self service. Your tired Don't tell me you have soggied you pants again
Nah. Had a dry night. Gold star for me. No frigging tea in the offering. Xx oh god anything to shut yer up .. Tea on its way
At bloody last. Jeese the things a girl has to do to get a cuppa. Xx I could suggest something "
Is it rude or nasty. If it is thrn no. I made my own |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
Good morning everyone, good morning Tosh!
Why are you so tired this morning?
So you are doing self service this morning? I can find some strawberry milk but can't see the straws......I need a pink one please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning everyone, good morning Tosh!
Why are you so tired this morning?
So you are doing self service this morning? I can find some strawberry milk but can't see the straws......I need a pink one please "
yer help yerself . Its D.I.Y in here . Im sure you've done that before |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I will just have a large americano please
Self service . Help yourself "
Don't be mean!!! You can't bring me a straw and not take an americano.....you might make a girl cry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I was gonna say good morning Toshn and place my order for tea and a nice bacon buttie seeing as I have a day of and I'm sure I need pampering....
Shocking going service tosh
Couldn't I at least get tea in bed Mr Sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tut tut Tosh. This is just not good enough.
Have made my own tea now. Not having any of your self service stuff, its been there a couple of hours now!!!
Will wish you a bore da and be on my way again to the kitchen to D.I.Y. XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning all,
Well I was going to be nice to Toshn as say bring the coffee back to bed, but seen as though its self service anyone else like to help and bring them back to bed?
Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning all. IF anyone is looking for help with the ta and toast service I'm now available "
Can I have coffee, white one and a slice of toast please x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning all. IF anyone is looking for help with the ta and toast service I'm now available
Can I have coffee, white one and a slice of toast please x"
With pleasure x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody self serve, ya ole fart, trying getting to bed at night   But im tired
Ha, a jobs a job put ya all into it man or don't bother"
I'm already taking coffee and toast to Worksop for Goldilocks I could give you one at the same time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody self serve, ya ole fart, trying getting to bed at night But im tired
Ha, a jobs a job put ya all into it man or don't bother
I'm already taking coffee and toast to Worksop for Goldilocks I could give you one at the same time "
Can I have marmite on my toast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bore da n good morning everyone .
Due to the fact I am knackered . This cafe is self service
Bore da Toshn. Not impressed with this self service malarkey I'd like a nice cup of weak tea in bed please
Bore da. On it's way Miss Legs and would like like anything else.
Bore da PP. Oh a nice warm croissant with strawberry jam if your offering. Ta "
I have plenty of cold!! Costa coffee going begging! And one caffeine over dosed! Dog... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody self serve, ya ole fart, trying getting to bed at night But im tired
Ha, a jobs a job put ya all into it man or don't bother
I'm already taking coffee and toast to Worksop for Goldilocks I could give you one at the same time
Can I have marmite on my toast "
You can have what you like on your toast |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Since it is self-service I think I'll go round the back and swap everything about in the cupboards and put a few bonus items in the fridge, such as the fire extinguisher. "
That's not the fire extinguisher, it's an extra large sex toy |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Since it is self-service I think I'll go round the back and swap everything about in the cupboards and put a few bonus items in the fridge, such as the fire extinguisher.
That's not the fire extinguisher, it's an extra large sex toy"
Ooooh, that's going to come home with me then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Since it is self-service I think I'll go round the back and swap everything about in the cupboards and put a few bonus items in the fridge, such as the fire extinguisher.
That's not the fire extinguisher, it's an extra large sex toy
Ooooh, that's going to come home with me then "
ffs don't take the pin out . You will have foam coming out of every orifice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since it is self-service I think I'll go round the back and swap everything about in the cupboards and put a few bonus items in the fridge, such as the fire extinguisher.
That's not the fire extinguisher, it's an extra large sex toy
Ooooh, that's going to come home with me then ffs don't take the pin out . You will have foam coming out of every orifice "
I'm still waiting for preferential treatment here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Since it is self-service I think I'll go round the back and swap everything about in the cupboards and put a few bonus items in the fridge, such as the fire extinguisher.
That's not the fire extinguisher, it's an extra large sex toy
Ooooh, that's going to come home with me then ffs don't take the pin out . You will have foam coming out of every orifice
I'm still waiting for preferential treatment here "
it needs to be earned |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since it is self-service I think I'll go round the back and swap everything about in the cupboards and put a few bonus items in the fridge, such as the fire extinguisher.
That's not the fire extinguisher, it's an extra large sex toy
Ooooh, that's going to come home with me then ffs don't take the pin out . You will have foam coming out of every orifice
I'm still waiting for preferential treatment here it needs to be earned "
Ever heard of payment in advance |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Since it is self-service I think I'll go round the back and swap everything about in the cupboards and put a few bonus items in the fridge, such as the fire extinguisher.
I
That's not the fire extinguisher, it's an extra large sex toy
Ooooh, that's going to come home with me then ffs don't take the pin out . You will have foam coming out of every orifice
I'm still waiting for preferential treatment here it needs to be earned
Ever heard of payment in advance "
ok cup of tea coming up . I expect payment in kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since it is self-service I think I'll go round the back and swap everything about in the cupboards and put a few bonus items in the fridge, such as the fire extinguisher.
I
That's not the fire extinguisher, it's an extra large sex toy
Ooooh, that's going to come home with me then ffs don't take the pin out . You will have foam coming out of every orifice
I'm still waiting for preferential treatment here it needs to be earned
Ever heard of payment in advance ok cup of tea coming up . I expect payment in kind "
Oh you will have ....in bucket loads |
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