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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cowel.
What is it that so many ladies find attractive about him?
Now, I know he's absolutely loaded, but so are Richard Branson and Allen Sugar, but they don't have the pulling power of Simon.
I'm sure if I styled my hair on a toilet brush, and wore my trousers up to my armpits, it would only have a negative impact on my success with ladies.
So, help me out ladies (or guys)..... why!!?? |
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It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.
I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers. |
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"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.
I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers. "
somebody got a fantasy at all? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.
I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers.
somebody got a fantasy at all?"
Doesn't have to be Gordon. Ray Winstone would do fine (same reason) lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.
I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers. "
 
Brilliant! But last time I tried that, it got me a lifetime ban from Greggs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.
I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers.
Brilliant! But last time I tried that, it got me a lifetime ban from Greggs!"
is that all greggs? Have u tried in tesco bakery? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.
I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers.
Brilliant! But last time I tried that, it got me a lifetime ban from Greggs!
is that all greggs? Have u tried in tesco bakery?"
Subways is hard work. Bloody jalapeños everywhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.
I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers.
Brilliant! But last time I tried that, it got me a lifetime ban from Greggs!
is that all greggs? Have u tried in tesco bakery?
Subways is hard work. Bloody jalapeños everywhere"
Yeh ouch don't want those in the wrong place x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cowel.
What is it that so many ladies find attractive about him?
Now, I know he's absolutely loaded, but so are Richard Branson and Allen Sugar, but they don't have the pulling power of Simon.
I'm sure if I styled my hair on a toilet brush, and wore my trousers up to my armpits, it would only have a negative impact on my success with ladies.
So, help me out ladies (or guys).....
why!!??"
Mrs Merton once asked Debbie Mcgee what attracted her to the millionaire Paul Daniels.
The case for the prosecution rests their case your honour. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I was talking to my wife today after our son got sent home early from school for swearing.
I said, "Apparently, he said the 'c' word."
She said, "Well that wasn't clever was it?"
I replied, "No... It was 'cunt'."
As for Simon Cowell, nope not a clue,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cowel.
What is it that so many ladies find attractive about him?
Now, I know he's absolutely loaded, but so are Richard Branson and Allen Sugar, but they don't have the pulling power of Simon.
I'm sure if I styled my hair on a toilet brush, and wore my trousers up to my armpits, it would only have a negative impact on my success with ladies.
So, help me out ladies (or guys).....
why!!??
Mrs Merton once asked Debbie Mcgee what attracted her to the millionaire Paul Daniels.
The case for the prosecution rests their case your honour. "
Love that quote!! Mrs Merton was ace.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.
I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers. "
Agree with this. With me it's Jeremy Clarkson, another pompous twit though not in the same financial league. Bend me over his bonnet anytime could Jez  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.
I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers. "
Second this...!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's power, it's the charisma and the ambition to get whatever he wants, the self assurance to say whatever he wants and the confidence to do all that while looking like a big brush.
I have it with Gordon Ramsey ... He'd call me filthy names and slam me down over a floured work surface and ravish me without even removing my knickers.
somebody got a fantasy at all?
Doesn't have to be Gordon. Ray Winstone would do fine (same reason) lol"
Ray Winstone is Mrs Two's fave also. |
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