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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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 Imangine the shock horror of bein forced to goto church!! Would u go???
I wanna know?? lol
Id think i go because i would show my local support to god n jesus n the holy spirit.
But then i do like drinking spirits!! lol  |
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"i used to be forced to go when i was yonger, bored the fuck out of me.
Can tell it clearly had a positive effect on you still though! "
yea i still think god does not exsist and if he does he is a wanker and if that offends anyone, fucking pray for my forgivness and dont bother moaning, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i used to be forced to go when i was yonger, bored the fuck out of me.
Can tell it clearly had a positive effect on you still though!
yea i still think god does not exsist and if he does he is a wanker and if that offends anyone, fucking pray for my forgivness and dont bother moaning,"
So what does the bible say about the use of the word 'cunt'? |
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"i used to be forced to go when i was yonger, bored the fuck out of me.
Can tell it clearly had a positive effect on you still though!
yea i still think god does not exsist and if he does he is a wanker and if that offends anyone, fucking pray for my forgivness and dont bother moaning,
So what does the bible say about the use of the word 'cunt'?"
it says in verse 6 chapter 9 (get it 69 hahahha)
u may only use the word cunt in the following sentace, god is a cunt. |
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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago
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" Imangine the shock horror of bein forced to goto church!! Would u go???
I wanna know?? lol
Id think i go because i would show my local support to god n jesus n the holy spirit.
But then i do like drinking spirits!! lol "
Must be a bitch but hey priests, bishops etc have no choice |
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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago
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"i used to be forced to go when i was yonger, bored the fuck out of me.
Can tell it clearly had a positive effect on you still though!
yea i still think god does not exsist and if he does he is a wanker and if that offends anyone, fucking pray for my forgivness and dont bother moaning,"
God may be a she  |
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"i used to be forced to go when i was yonger, bored the fuck out of me.
Can tell it clearly had a positive effect on you still though!
yea i still think god does not exsist and if he does he is a wanker and if that offends anyone, fucking pray for my forgivness and dont bother moaning,
God may be a she "
he/she what ever a cunt is still a cunt ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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naughty kitty, you do look like a good church-going girl in your profile pic.
im guessing from being on this site though, that this comment probably couldnt be further from the truth |
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"naughty kitty, you do look like a good church-going girl in your profile pic.
im guessing from being on this site though, that this comment probably couldnt be further from the truth "
yea i go to church now and again, to fuck the female vicar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If god created us in his image, does that make us all cunts..... 
depends if u belive in the cunt or not init"
Well I love a cunt, so I must be a believer...lol |
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"If god created us in his image, does that make us all cunts.....
depends if u belive in the cunt or not init
Well I love a cunt, so I must be a believer...lol "
does that make u a cunt basher then hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"naughty kitty, you do look like a good church-going girl in your profile pic.
im guessing from being on this site though, that this comment probably couldnt be further from the truth
yea i go to church now and again, to fuck the female vicar"
fucking a female vicar could be quite a hot fantasy. i dont think ive ever seen one id fuck though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If god created us in his image, does that make us all cunts.....
depends if u belive in the cunt or not init
Well I love a cunt, so I must be a believer...lol
does that make u a cunt basher then hahaha"
Lmfao... |
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"naughty kitty, you do look like a good church-going girl in your profile pic.
im guessing from being on this site though, that this comment probably couldnt be further from the truth
yea i go to church now and again, to fuck the female vicar
fucking a female vicar could be quite a hot fantasy. i dont think ive ever seen one id fuck though "
thats what baggin is for darlin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hmmmm....was forced to go as a child.....so spent my sunday mornings stalking the local wildlife instead.
However...later on in life I did voluntarily walk through the doors of a local church.....2 years later I had my place booked to go off to bible college and become Reverend Stu.
Then was kicked out of my church for being a philistine and a heretic so dropped out and cancelled my place at last minute after spending a few weeks climbing mountains and thinking it all through. College was less happy than my church were when they showed me the door |
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" Imangine the shock horror of bein forced to goto church!! Would u go???
I wanna know?? lol
Id think i go because i would show my local support to god n jesus n the holy spirit.
But then i do like drinking spirits!! lol "
this has to be post modern irony ...or is it ....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Then was kicked out of my church for being a philistine and a heretic so dropped out and cancelled my place at last minute after spending a few weeks climbing mountains and thinking it all through. "
Now if only Moses had had that same reaction when he went for a jolly in the hills. The world would have been a much different place. |
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" Imangine the shock horror of bein forced to goto church!! Would u go???
I wanna know?? lol
Id think i go because i would show my local support to god n jesus n the holy spirit.
But then i do like drinking spirits!! lol "
Before i go to bed tonight i'm going to prey.
For the fisrt time in my life.
I'm going to prey REALLY, REALLY, hard for something.
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"hmmmm....was forced to go as a child.....so spent my sunday mornings stalking the local wildlife instead.
However...later on in life I did voluntarily walk through the doors of a local church.....2 years later I had my place booked to go off to bible college and become Reverend Stu.
Then was kicked out of my church for being a philistine and a heretic so dropped out and cancelled my place at last minute after spending a few weeks climbing mountains and thinking it all through. College was less happy than my church were when they showed me the door "
congradulations you have all the credentials,to be a bishop. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"naughty kitty, you do look like a good church-going girl in your profile pic.
im guessing from being on this site though, that this comment probably couldnt be further from the truth "
Do you have a low opinion of people who use swinging sites ? Do you think that they are all non believers and have no morals ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"naughty kitty, you do look like a good church-going girl in your profile pic.
im guessing from being on this site though, that this comment probably couldnt be further from the truth
Do you have a low opinion of people who use swinging sites ? Do you think that they are all non believers and have no morals ?"
not at all. was meant completely as a joke. as in shes probably not a good girl because she more than likely gets up to naughty antics through being on here id imagine thats why most of us are here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hmmmm....was forced to go as a child.....so spent my sunday mornings stalking the local wildlife instead.
However...later on in life I did voluntarily walk through the doors of a local church.....2 years later I had my place booked to go off to bible college and become Reverend Stu.
Then was kicked out of my church for being a philistine and a heretic so dropped out and cancelled my place at last minute after spending a few weeks climbing mountains and thinking it all through. College was less happy than my church were when they showed me the door
congradulations you have all the credentials,to be a bishop. "
bless you my child |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think most of us were forced to go to church at some point!  I remember the pastor scaring the shit out of me, talk about fire and brimestone!!
My youngest and ex sre very religious, last time I went to church she was being baptised, the full immersion in the pool type jobby. I sent a text to one of my friends from this site saying I was bored and felt uncomfortable being in a church...the bugger sent me a picture of his cock!!!
I burst out laughing and couldn't close the screen fast enough. My ex-husband was not impressed with my lack of decorum, but hey, it made the afternoon more fun sneaking a peek at my friends cock pic in church!!!
I'm going to hell sren't I?!! |
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