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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think cum has dried up and falling from the skies.
Thats the sand from the Sahara.....or it could be cum from the Arabs  "
Whatever it is it has made a bloody mess of my car!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think cum has dried up and falling from the skies.
Thats the sand from the Sahara.....or it could be cum from the Arabs "
Is that how you know someone is a heavy cummer? No wonder Sinbad the Sailor had a rough time on the sea - he must have been stirring in his loins haha
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"There was a charming spoof programme on the Home Service last night about London declaring independence from the rest of Albion. 
One can only dream. "
That's what Philip Glass wants for London.
Tina, did you watch Border Country?
As for the smog. We can blame the French and the Arabs for that. We get the Saharan sands a couple of times a year but we don't always get the French particulates too.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I fancied Border Country, but I don't watch much television. I listen to the wireless an awful lot, though. "
The whole Scottish independence thing is down to Hadrian and his straight line. I don't know if the next episode will cover us being a French colony. It was the sort of programme that could easily have been on the radio as the visuals didn't enhance what was being said in any meaningful way.
Anyhoo, back to the smog... I should get out there and see who I can grope.
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It's not smog , pollution or anything of the sort..it's a force field to keep northerners, easterners.southwesterners...and any other ners out of our capital....and I can't see any from here...so it musty be working... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It's not smog , pollution or anything of the sort..it's a force field to keep northerners, easterners.southwesterners...and any other ners out of our capital....and I can't see any from here...so it musty be working..."
There's a fault there as Londoners end up being ners too.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's not smog , pollution or anything of the sort..it's a force field to keep northerners, easterners.southwesterners...and any other ners out of our capital....and I can't see any from here...so it musty be working..."
That's the best use of our council tax yet. |
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"It's not smog , pollution or anything of the sort..it's a force field to keep northerners, easterners.southwesterners...and any other ners out of our capital....and I can't see any from here...so it musty be working...
There's a fault there as Londoners end up being ners too.
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ner-ner- d - ner- ner! Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's not smog , pollution or anything of the sort..it's a force field to keep northerners, easterners.southwesterners...and any other ners out of our capital....and I can't see any from here...so it musty be working...
There's a fault there as Londoners end up being ners too.
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Not quite , we're cockneys. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"It's not smog , pollution or anything of the sort..it's a force field to keep northerners, easterners.southwesterners...and any other ners out of our capital....and I can't see any from here...so it musty be working...
There's a fault there as Londoners end up being ners too.
Not quite , we're cockneys. "
I wasn't born in the sound of Bow Bells  but I did grow up in 'ackney  |
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"It's not smog , pollution or anything of the sort..it's a force field to keep northerners, easterners.southwesterners...and any other ners out of our capital....and I can't see any from here...so it musty be working...
There's a fault there as Londoners end up being ners too.
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Everyone knows we are londonurs..silly...! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Speaking of which, the optician's assistant who saw me first yesterday was from down South. I had to point out that up here we don't spell glasses with a 'r'. Glaaarses indeed!  "
It's not an 'r' it's an aitch... glaahses. Not like your glaasses.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Speaking of which, the optician's assistant who saw me first yesterday was from down South. I had to point out that up here we don't spell glasses with a 'r'. Glaaarses indeed! "
I hope she told you to stick it up your arrrrrse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You guys need to come and visit me in East London. Your all so close, yet so far. Let's rendezvous at the Tower of London and do Henry VIII proud.
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I'm near there now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You guys need to come and visit me in East London. Your all so close, yet so far. Let's rendezvous at the Tower of London and do Henry VIII proud.
I'm near there now. "
Where are ya? I'm just round the corner.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"You guys need to come and visit me in East London. Your all so close, yet so far. Let's rendezvous at the Tower of London and do Henry VIII proud.
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Can't we just meet at the Water Poet and have a drink? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You guys need to come and visit me in East London. Your all so close, yet so far. Let's rendezvous at the Tower of London and do Henry VIII proud.
I'm near there now.
Where are ya? I'm just round the corner.
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I'm having a rank at the liver. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You guys need to come and visit me in East London. Your all so close, yet so far. Let's rendezvous at the Tower of London and do Henry VIII proud.
I'm near there now.
Where are ya? I'm just round the corner.
I'm having a wank at the liver. "
Is that legal? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You guys need to come and visit me in East London. Your all so close, yet so far. Let's rendezvous at the Tower of London and do Henry VIII proud.
Can't we just meet at the Water Poet and have a drink?"
Let me google that. Lived in London my whole life but never seen London. Weird that isn't it?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You guys need to come and visit me in East London. Your all so close, yet so far. Let's rendezvous at the Tower of London and do Henry VIII proud.
Can't we just meet at the Water Poet and have a drink?
Let me google that. Lived in London my whole life but never seen London. Weird that isn't it?
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Folgate..all spritzers n straws |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You guys need to come and visit me in East London. Your all so close, yet so far. Let's rendezvous at the Tower of London and do Henry VIII proud.
Can't we just meet at the Water Poet and have a drink?
Let me google that. Lived in London my whole life but never seen London. Weird that isn't it?
Folgate..all spritzers n straws "
Oi. I'm from around there haahaha
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You guys need to come and visit me in East London. Your all so close, yet so far. Let's rendezvous at the Tower of London and do Henry VIII proud.
Can't we just meet at the Water Poet and have a drink?
Let me google that. Lived in London my whole life but never seen London. Weird that isn't it?
Folgate..all spritzers n straws
Oi. I'm from around there haahaha
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i rest my case  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You guys need to come and visit me in East London. Your all so close, yet so far. Let's rendezvous at the Tower of London and do Henry VIII proud.
I'm near there now.
Where are ya? I'm just round the corner.
I'm having a wank at the liver.
Is that legal?"
Naughty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You guys need to come and visit me in East London. Your all so close, yet so far. Let's rendezvous at the Tower of London and do Henry VIII proud.
Can't we just meet at the Water Poet and have a drink?
Let me google that. Lived in London my whole life but never seen London. Weird that isn't it?
Folgate..all spritzers n straws
Oi. I'm from around there haahaha
i rest my case "
Don't be cheeky yeah!! I know people haha
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You guys need to come and visit me in East London. Your all so close, yet so far. Let's rendezvous at the Tower of London and do Henry VIII proud.
Can't we just meet at the Water Poet and have a drink?
Let me google that. Lived in London my whole life but never seen London. Weird that isn't it?
Folgate..all spritzers n straws "
It's jolly nice and central. Plus I can get there quickly on the train or leisurely on the bus. It's a nice pub.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You guys need to come and visit me in East London. Your all so close, yet so far. Let's rendezvous at the Tower of London and do Henry VIII proud.
I'm near there now.
Where are ya? I'm just round the corner.
I'm having a wank at the liver.
Is that legal?
Naughty. "
It's April and my sap is rising.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think we have just arranged a London social.
Good thinking that man mines a pint of drambuie with a campari chaser "
Your a bit thirsty arent you. Shall we all just meet now? Anyone need picking up?
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I have Sahara flu
Itchy eyes and strachy throat... had it since Sunday thought nothing of it until I saw 5 news reports about the lack of air quality today...
Darn tv I was happy not knowing what caused it.... |
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