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over a year ago
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A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
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That'll do.
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"I dont think there is any part of the menstrual cycle that makes em like my face!  
I quite like your bum though!
That is my face!!!"
Well then that's OK cos I still like it  |
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"I dont think there is any part of the menstrual cycle that makes em like my face!
I quite like your bum though!
That is my face!!!
Well then that's OK cos I still like it "
Bet you get a fright when you rim him and a tongue flicks out!!! |
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"I dont think there is any part of the menstrual cycle that makes em like my face!
I quite like your bum though!
That is my face!!!
Well then that's OK cos I still like it
Bet you get a fright when you rim him and a tongue flicks out!!!"
Or go to kiss me and no tongue flicks out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
"
Holy crap! When I read that first line I thought it read: "A recent scientific study found that women find different male faeces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle."
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"A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
Holy crap! When I read that first line I thought it read: "A recent scientific study found that women find different male faeces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle."
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Holy Crap?  |
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