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over a year ago
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Mine are horses. To big, they have a mind of their own and if they want to run off with you on their back you are screwed, when they decide they have had enough of you off you go. And the worst is when you get close and they look sideways at you, you get a glimpse of the white in their eye and they look mega evil. Aaaahhhhhh run away. |
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As a lot of people on here know im a real dog lover and have owned breeds such as staffies,shepherds etc,..However I have to confess that although not 'scared shitless' of them, im extremely wary of boxer dogs!I find them far too boisterous and they make this strange little snorting noise which for some silly reason I take as a form of aggression!Odd I know!  |
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Peacocks.... I was chased by one as a kid have hated them ever since...
if I go to a country house or a zoo or wildlife park one is sure to find me and shake its terrible tail at me... they must know I hate them!!!
Ive been reduced to tear by them quite often. |
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By *lare GTV/TS
over a year ago
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I get on well with horses, dogs and cats and understand their body language.
However, I hate rats particularly the way they run with their tails up. There are always a few around stables - yuk. |
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I was sent a video of a rat climbing down from a ceiling panel onto a diner kebabb in the window of a closed kebab shop
Everyone finds that scary watching it sitting there eating the meat |
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"As a lot of people on here know im a real dog lover and have owned breeds such as staffies,shepherds etc,..However I have to confess that although not 'scared shitless' of them, im extremely wary of boxer dogs!I find them far too boisterous and they make this strange little snorting noise which for some silly reason I take as a form of aggression!Odd I know! "
That is a bit unusual as they are probably oneof the most loveable breeds of dog. Do agree they are a bit mental though!
Spiders and scprpions do it for me. No. Thank. You.  |
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Spiders and scprpions do it for me. No. Thank. You. "
Yes, horses are pussycats, all furry things are OK on the whole - except spiders!
And as for scorpions - apparently there are several colonies of 1000+ scorpions now living in London. Oh great! |
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"I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know.  "
You too? I trod on one in bare feet when I was a teenager and now I won't go out at night without a torch.
Nasty fuckers. |
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"Never have problems with animals...it's people that are scary... "
Couldn't agree more! We love animals and have had all sorts ( we ran our own private small animal sanctuary for years ) and during that time we looked after ALOT of pet rats....they are the opposite of scary! Lol they are like miniature dogs, very friendly and intelligent. We loved having them  but each to their own!
However I (B the fem) have to admit to a slight fear of goats after stupidly going into the goats pen in West Midlands safari park with a box of animal feed...was pretty scary having a whole herd of greedy goats come at ya, but it was when they started standing to put their hooves on me that I couldn't get away fast enough  |
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Mr here for me it's earwigs since the age of 8. me and a friend made a make shift tent mums airer and sheets in the back garden. Woke up the next morning with hundreds of them all over us, I hate it when it starts to get warm as they are coming out to get me aaaaaaargh
On another note love spiders when I was a kid my brother used to pay me to get them out of his room. he was in his twenties at the time I loved it especially as when he went out I would put it back in. lol |
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"I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know. "
Pmsl you wimp. Mind you if you wont to see me on my toes show me some black an yellow im gone like a shot....when I was a kid a full hive of hunny bees attacked me 30ish stings an they got me every where drs even had ti twisser them out my ears and I had to argue with the twat that there was still 1 in my ear it had gone so far down I could hear the fucker but dr couldn't see it...... fucking hell im shacking just remembering it gowd how bads that  |
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"Omg rats BiG Fat Hairy rat
Nasty "
I work at a brewery they thrive off the spent yest. You see the fat basterd carrying a kid off time but the werst are when they are pissed up I kid you not if they can get in it they have a beer. Can you imagen a rat the size of a cat swigging stella that fuckers gona want a go |
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Actually Horses too OP.
I don't like them, yeah I'm genuinely wary of Horses.
I got my hand bitten by one once when I was a kid trying to feed it.
I don't like there Jaws.
I like Horses to look at, but seriously you won't get me within 2ft of one.
Ponys are ok, but Horses, I'm very wary of them. |
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"Moths end of discussion winged messengers of the devilive never met any other person with this fear of moths thought i was weird to be scared of them "
You've not met Toshn then?????   |
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"Moths scare me absolutely petrified of them one in my house in flapping like little child must look a complete twat but oh well "
Many years ago, when my cousin was a baby, my Gran dropped her when a moth came flapping about her! That was a bone of contention between my Gran and her daughter in law for a very, very long time!! |
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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Moths(big one landed in my hot chocolate when I was a kid and I swallowed it) and earwigs(when I was about 5 I remember being on a caravan holiday and the place was infested with the fookers, my gran was setting them on fire in the ashtray).  |
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"Mine are horses. To big, they have a mind of their own and if they want to run off with you on their back you are screwed, when they decide they have had enough of you off you go. And the worst is when you get close and they look sideways at you, you get a glimpse of the white in their eye and they look mega evil. Aaaahhhhhh run away. "
My mum she still scares the shit out of me when she calls me Darren and not day I think its the tone of her voice lol  |
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And so we took a stroll
Wound up down by the swimmin' hole
And she said, "Do what you want to do"
I got silly and I found a frog
In the water by a hollow log
And I shook it at her
And I said "This frog's for you"
She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I want to be loved by you"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wasps, evil bastards. Frankly any animal that buzzes gives me the creeps.
What about a buzzing rabbit?"
I should have qualified my hatred, anything that buzzes and has wings!! Therefore the rabbit is just fine |
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"Mine are horses. To big, they have a mind of their own and if they want to run off with you on their back you are screwed, when they decide they have had enough of you off you go. And the worst is when you get close and they look sideways at you, you get a glimpse of the white in their eye and they look mega evil. Aaaahhhhhh run away. "
Sharks. Can't out swim them, AND they can smell blood in the water a long way away. |
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"Rats,cockroaches
Cockroaches, now they are horrid. But don't ever stamp on one  "
Why can't you stamp on them? I know they say it'll rain if you stamp on a beetle .
My plane was delayed from Rhodes once , got put in another hotel. Room infested with cockroaches - I was jumping on the bed - much to my ex's amusement ! I slept in hotel reception that night! Yuck !  |
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As a kid I wanted around the bush alone frequently. At night the sounds of baboons and hyenas used to scare me. Hyenas have been known to attack sleeping people and big male baboons can be terribly aggressive. Granted not much chance of either in wildest Wales but those are the two animals that I dislike most. |
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Those remora things that leach onto passing pelagic fish......I've had them snaking up from deep looking to attach.....wanted to stab them...( not a good idea to put blood in the water in the Indian Ocean)
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"I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know.
Pmsl you wimp. Mind you if you wont to see me on my toes show me some black an yellow im gone like a shot....when I was a kid a full hive of hunny bees attacked me 30ish stings an they got me every where drs even had ti twisser them out my ears and I had to argue with the twat that there was still 1 in my ear it had gone so far down I could hear the fucker but dr couldn't see it...... fucking hell im shacking just remembering it gowd how bads that
Hey have you seen the size of the slugs round here big fat n slimy ewwwww, I was washing up once. Thought there was a breadcrust in the water!! Nope I picked out a big fat slug! It was melting and dripping!! between my fingers. Balk...
Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met
Put a ring of salt round them not that I've ever done it 
Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????
Shut it Mardy manc!! And yes it does they bubble and froth and foam!!! Ewwwww be Jesus spawn of the devil... I believe it works on slugs too
Do they run around screaming bejeesss bejeesss ????
Tut.... no silly they have no legs! "
Ey calm down on them there scouse jokes ar kid.
We can always tell a manc from Any houmourless git with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.
And also Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals
Dr Shipman
Ian Bradey
Myra Hindley
Mick Hucknall
And hails from the city of manchester but displays an unhealthy obsession with the people of liverpool. often found sporting disasterous liam gallagher hair-do's, ill-fitting liam gallagher parka's, and generally walks like the have a fist lodged up their back passage. they think this peculiar gait adds to their "scally" charm. mostly found in the trafford centre.
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"I think I'd rather face a grizzly bear, than a slug!! Yes I know, I know.
Pmsl you wimp. Mind you if you wont to see me on my toes show me some black an yellow im gone like a shot....when I was a kid a full hive of hunny bees attacked me 30ish stings an they got me every where drs even had ti twisser them out my ears and I had to argue with the twat that there was still 1 in my ear it had gone so far down I could hear the fucker but dr couldn't see it...... fucking hell im shacking just remembering it gowd how bads that
Hey have you seen the size of the slugs round here big fat n slimy ewwwww, I was washing up once. Thought there was a breadcrust in the water!! Nope I picked out a big fat slug! It was melting and dripping!! between my fingers. Balk...
Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met
Put a ring of salt round them not that I've ever done it
Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????
Shut it Mardy manc!! And yes it does they bubble and froth and foam!!! Ewwwww be Jesus spawn of the devil... I believe it works on slugs too
Do they run around screaming bejeesss bejeesss ????
Tut.... no silly they have no legs!
Ey calm down on them there scouse jokes ar kid.
We can always tell a manc from Any houmourless git with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.
And also Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals
Dr Shipman
Ian Bradey
Myra Hindley
Mick Hucknall
And hails from the city of manchester but displays an unhealthy obsession with the people of liverpool. often found sporting disasterous liam gallagher hair-do's, ill-fitting liam gallagher parka's, and generally walks like the have a fist lodged up their back passage. they think this peculiar gait adds to their "scally" charm. mostly found in the trafford centre.
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Right 1st off pal ya mist me off that list then you insult me an mine by comparing us to those 2 half wits but well the rest I'll go with bunch of cunts the lot of us but then you should try the neighbours dodgie thieving fuckers they are.......hope we are clear now larrrr |
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Pmsl you wimp. Mind you if you wont to see me on my toes show me some black an yellow im gone like a shot....when I was a kid a full hive of hunny bees attacked me 30ish stings an they got me every where drs even had ti twisser them out my ears and I had to argue with the twat that there was still 1 in my ear it had gone so far down I could hear the fucker but dr couldn't see it...... fucking hell im shacking just remembering it gowd how bads that
Hey have you seen the size of the slugs round here big fat n slimy ewwwww, I was washing up once. Thought there was a breadcrust in the water!! Nope I picked out a big fat slug! It was melting and dripping!! between my fingers. Balk...
Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met
Put a ring of salt round them not that I've ever done it
Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????
Shut it Mardy manc!! And yes it does they bubble and froth and foam!!! Ewwwww be Jesus spawn of the devil... I believe it works on slugs too
Do they run around screaming bejeesss bejeesss ????
Tut.... no silly they have no legs!
Ey calm down on them there scouse jokes ar kid.
We can always tell a manc from Any houmourless git with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.
And also Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals
Dr Shipman
Ian Bradey
Myra Hindley
Mick Hucknall
And hails from the city of manchester but displays an unhealthy obsession with the people of liverpool. often found sporting disasterous liam gallagher hair-do's, ill-fitting liam gallagher parka's, and generally walks like the have a fist lodged up their back passage. they think this peculiar gait adds to their "scally" charm. mostly found in the trafford centre.
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Right 1st off pal ya mist me off that list then you insult me an mine by comparing us to those 2 half wits but well the rest I'll go with bunch of cunts the lot of us but then you should try the neighbours dodgie thieving fuckers they are.......hope we are clear now larrrr
Pmsl but you threw the first stone. And you talk of theiving? You are all just extras from shameless. Not my fault the Oasis boys are top wankers (and they are) but you all seem to want to walk and talk like them. And those that don't love going to the happy Mondays reunion concerts. Now scattooooooooorrr like Frank Gallagher and his family.
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Pmsl you wimp. Mind you if you wont to see me on my toes show me some black an yellow im gone like a shot....when I was a kid a full hive of hunny bees attacked me 30ish stings an they got me every where drs even had ti twisser them out my ears and I had to argue with the twat that there was still 1 in my ear it had gone so far down I could hear the fucker but dr couldn't see it...... fucking hell im shacking just remembering it gowd how bads that
Hey have you seen the size of the slugs round here big fat n slimy ewwwww, I was washing up once. Thought there was a breadcrust in the water!! Nope I picked out a big fat slug! It was melting and dripping!! between my fingers. Balk...
Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met
Put a ring of salt round them not that I've ever done it
Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????
Shut it Mardy manc!! And yes it does they bubble and froth and foam!!! Ewwwww be Jesus spawn of the devil... I believe it works on slugs too
Do they run around screaming bejeesss bejeesss ????
Tut.... no silly they have no legs!
Ey calm down on them there scouse jokes ar kid.
We can always tell a manc from Any houmourless git with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.
And also Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals
Dr Shipman
Ian Bradey
Myra Hindley
Mick Hucknall
And hails from the city of manchester but displays an unhealthy obsession with the people of liverpool. often found sporting disasterous liam gallagher hair-do's, ill-fitting liam gallagher parka's, and generally walks like the have a fist lodged up their back passage. they think this peculiar gait adds to their "scally" charm. mostly found in the trafford centre.
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Right 1st off pal ya mist me off that list then you insult me an mine by comparing us to those 2 half wits but well the rest I'll go with bunch of cunts the lot of us but then you should try the neighbours dodgie thieving fuckers they are.......hope we are clear now larrrr
Pmsl but you threw the first stone. And you talk of theiving? You are all just extras from shameless. Not my fault the Oasis boys are top wankers (and they are) but you all seem to want to walk and talk like them. And those that don't love going to the happy Mondays reunion concerts. Now scattooooooooorrr like Frank Gallagher and his family.
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Ffs mate take a breath lifes to short its called humour its quite a new concept. Im born an bred salford that posibly as full on manc as you can get. I got the account an ye im proud of my roots as im sure you are to but in all my living fucking day iv never known a single true manc say skatttta wouldn't kick fuck out of the galigers an would shoot fucking frank on site. Its a stereo type my friend as is call all scousers thieves its bullshit end of what your missing is the banter between me an my friends the foucker is its bullshit with humour. ....hope we have cleard that up  |
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Pmsl you wimp. Mind you if you wont to see me on my toes show me some black an yellow im gone like a shot....when I was a kid a full hive of hunny bees attacked me 30ish stings an they got me every where drs even had ti twisser them out my ears and I had to argue with the twat that there was still 1 in my ear it had gone so far down I could hear the fucker but dr couldn't see it...... fucking hell im shacking just remembering it gowd how bads that
Hey have you seen the size of the slugs round here big fat n slimy ewwwww, I was washing up once. Thought there was a breadcrust in the water!! Nope I picked out a big fat slug! It was melting and dripping!! between my fingers. Balk...
Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met
Put a ring of salt round them not that I've ever done it
Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????
Shut it Mardy manc!! And yes it does they bubble and froth and foam!!! Ewwwww be Jesus spawn of the devil... I believe it works on slugs too
Do they run around screaming bejeesss bejeesss ????
Tut.... no silly they have no legs!
Ey calm down on them there scouse jokes ar kid.
We can always tell a manc from Any houmourless git with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.
And also Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals
Dr Shipman
Ian Bradey
Myra Hindley
Mick Hucknall
And hails from the city of manchester but displays an unhealthy obsession with the people of liverpool. often found sporting disasterous liam gallagher hair-do's, ill-fitting liam gallagher parka's, and generally walks like the have a fist lodged up their back passage. they think this peculiar gait adds to their "scally" charm. mostly found in the trafford centre.
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Right 1st off pal ya mist me off that list then you insult me an mine by comparing us to those 2 half wits but well the rest I'll go with bunch of cunts the lot of us but then you should try the neighbours dodgie thieving fuckers they are.......hope we are clear now larrrr
Pmsl but you threw the first stone. And you talk of theiving? You are all just extras from shameless. Not my fault the Oasis boys are top wankers (and they are) but you all seem to want to walk and talk like them. And those that don't love going to the happy Mondays reunion concerts. Now scattooooooooorrr like Frank Gallagher and his family.
Ffs mate take a breath lifes to short its called humour its quite a new concept. Im born an bred salford that posibly as full on manc as you can get. I got the account an ye im proud of my roots as im sure you are to but in all my living fucking day iv never known a single true manc say skatttta wouldn't kick fuck out of the galigers an would shoot fucking frank on site. Its a stereo type my friend as is call all scousers thieves its bullshit end of what your missing is the banter between me an my friends the foucker is its bullshit with humour. ....hope we have cleard that up "
Phew had to go back up to top to see what the thread was again ;-D I am scared of big doggies most are taller than moi an could most probably eat me in one
P.S isn't ian Brady Scottish not that I'm claiming him as one of me own |
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Phew had to go back up to top to see what the thread was again ;-D I am scared of big doggies most are taller than moi an could most probably eat me in one
P.S isn't ian Brady Scottish not that I'm claiming him as one of me own"
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Phew had to go back up to top to see what the thread was again ;-D I am scared of big doggies most are taller than moi an could most probably eat me in one
P.S isn't ian Brady Scottish not that I'm claiming him as one of me own
Yep soweee guess it did drift a tad lol "
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Pmsl you wimp. Mind you if you wont to see me on my toes show me some black an yellow im gone like a shot....when I was a kid a full hive of hunny bees attacked me 30ish stings an they got me every where drs even had ti twisser them out my ears and I had to argue with the twat that there was still 1 in my ear it had gone so far down I could hear the phone fucker but dr couldn't see it...... fucking hell im shacking just remembering it gowd how bads that
Hey have you seen the size of the slugs round here big fat n slimy ewwwww, I was washing up once. Thought there was a breadcrust in the water!! Nope I picked out a big fat slug! It was melting and dripping!! between my fingers. Balk...
Of course iv seen them gowd liverpools not that far away but yep im with you slimiest foukers I ever met
Put a ring of salt round them not that I've ever done it
Does that really work on a scouser an lets say in theory how much salt would 1 need ????
Shut it Mardy manc!! And yes it does they bubble and froth and foam!!! Ewwwww be Jesus spawn of the devil... I believe it works on slugs too
Do they run around screaming bejeesss bejeesss ????
Tut.... no silly they have no legs!
Ey calm down on them there scouse jokes ar kid.
We can always tell a manc from Any houmourless git with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.
And also Officially according to home office reports Manchester has the highest crime rate in England and is also home to some of the countries worse criminals
Dr Shipman
Ian Bradey
Myra Hindley
Mick Hucknall
And hails from the city of manchester but displays an unhealthy obsession with the people of liverpool. often found sporting disasterous liam gallagher hair-do's, ill-fitting liam gallagher parka's, and generally walks like the have a fist lodged up their back passage. they think this peculiar gait adds to their "scally" charm. mostly found in the trafford centre.
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Right 1st off pal ya mist me off that list then you insult me an mine by comparing us to those 2 half wits but well the rest I'll go with bunch of cunts the lot of us but then you should try the neighbours dodgie thieving fuckers they are.......hope we are clear now larrrr
Pmsl but you threw the first stone. And you talk of theiving? You are all just extras from shameless. Not my fault the Oasis boys are top wankers (and they are) but you all seem to want to walk and talk like them. And those that don't love going to the happy Mondays reunion concerts. Now scattooooooooorrr like Frank Gallagher and his family.
Ffs mate take a breath lifes to short its called humour its quite a new concept. Im born an bred salford that posibly as full on manc as you can get. I got the account an ye im proud of my roots as im sure you are to but in all my living fucking day iv never known a single true manc say skatttta wouldn't kick fuck out of the galigers an would shoot fucking frank on site. Its a stereo type my friend as is call all scousers thieves its bullshit end of what your missing is the banter between me an my friends the foucker is its bullshit with humour. ....hope we have cleard that up "
You talk of giving humour, but can't take it back. Your the one getting upset with yourself. It was all meant as fun but you seem to be getting your knickers in a twist. |
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Ffs mate take a breath lifes to short its called humour its quite a new concept. Im born an bred salford that posibly as full on manc as you can get. I got the account an ye im proud of my roots as im sure you are to but in all my living fucking day iv never known a single true manc say skatttta wouldn't kick fuck out of the galigers an would shoot fucking frank on site. Its a stereo type my friend as is call all scousers thieves its bullshit end of what your missing is the banter between me an my friends the foucker is its bullshit with humour. ....hope we have cleard that up
You talk of giving humour, but can't take it back. Your the one getting upset with yourself. It was all meant as fun but you seem to be getting your knickers in a twist. "
Yep that just how you come across mate so what ever you say......go play nice ye |
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Ffs mate take a breath lifes to short its called humour its quite a new concept. Im born an bred salford that posibly as full on manc as you can get. I got the account an ye im proud of my roots as im sure you are to but in all my living fucking day iv never known a single true manc say skatttta wouldn't kick fuck out of the galigers an would shoot fucking frank on site. Its a stereo type my friend as is call all scousers thieves its bullshit end of what your missing is the banter between me an my friends the foucker is its bullshit with humour. ....hope we have cleard that up
You talk of giving humour, but can't take it back. Your the one getting upset with yourself. It was all meant as fun but you seem to be getting your knickers in a twist.
Yep that just how you come across mate so what ever you say......go play nice ye "
Well let's agree to disagree. Crossed wires an all that. No real offence meant. Sounds like we both took it a little the wrong way. |
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Poisonous snakes! You can fight off most things that have their jaws locked onto you by going for their eyes and nose etc. but when a snake has taken you by surprise, it could so easily be lights out and without a fight! |
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Scorpions.
Spiders.
(Just to make it worse, Google "Tailless Whip Scorpion" or "African Cave Dwelling Spider". - Now THAT's what my nightmares are made of!)
Crabs.
Crane Flies.
Wasps.
Cockroaches.
Slugs (Fine with snails though...).
Leeches.
Earwigs.
*Shudders*.
- Amy. x |
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